Chapter 2 Two people, one dog and one cat gossip Longmen Formation
Chapter 2 The Eight Trigrams Dragon Gate Formation of Two People, One Dog and One Cat
Author: Twilight Jiarong
Chapter 2 The Eight Trigrams Dragon Gate Formation of Two People, One Dog and One Cat
Song Xi was playing while listening to the chatter of the two old ladies, trying to collect as much information as possible. Suddenly a male voice startled her.
Looking around, there was no one else. The two old ladies seemed not to be affected at all. The content of their chat was already about romance in the village. They even lowered their voices and put their heads together.
Isn't it an auditory hallucination? Is it because I have overused my brain when exercising my body recently? It seems that I need to slow down properly, Song Xi thought inwardly.
The lying dog suddenly stood up and its ears stood up. After being comforted by Grandma Zhao, it lay down again.
Song Xi ran to Grandma Zhang's feet and kept rubbing it. Grandma Zhang picked it up and put it on her lap.
"Shitou's wife and Lao Liu's wife are fighting!" Grandma Zhang whispered.
"What's going on?" Grandma Zhao looked searching and moved the chair over, so that the two chairs were side by side.
"Today I was playing cards with my card buddies at Tudigong Temple. Mrs. Gao, a neighbor of Shitou's family, told me."
"Eh?"
"It is said that both the Stone Wife and the Old Liu Family's Wife are getting together with the bastard Chen Er. The bastard Chen Er bought a necklace for the Old Liu Family Wife and didn't know whether it was real or fake. The Stone Wife was jealous, so he took the Old Liu Family Wife.
beated."
"Oh yo yo!"
"Isn't Shitou's eldest son already sixteen years old? He's already in high school. Isn't Shitou's daughter-in-law's current daughter just 2 years old? I heard she belongs to the bastard Chen Er!"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, why did the stone agree to be born? Doesn't he know?"
"I know!" Song Xi was listening intently when Grandma Zhang slapped her thigh, startling her again. "When I was pregnant, I asked my wife to abort the stone. Guess what?"
"What's wrong?"
"Shitou's mother-in-law said that she should have more children so that she can have someone to rely on when she gets old. If Shitou doesn't take care of him, she will take care of him after he is born."
"His mother-in-law rides a motorcycle to work in a factory more than ten miles away every day. A round trip costs 16 yuan for a motorcycle, and the piece-rate wages per day are only more than 30 yuan. What do you think?"
"Shitou's daughter-in-law has a bad mind since she was a child, and her mother-in-law can't figure it out either." Grandma Zhao analyzed the reason.
"No wonder Shitou used to be such a diligent young man, but now he goes to the factory to do half-day work every day, and goes drinking after getting paid. I heard that my eldest son doesn't even have food money at school."
"What a sin~" Grandma Zhao sighed.
"Stones also have a hard life. I lost my father when I was young, and my family was extremely poor, so I had to marry a daughter-in-law with a mental problem."
The two old ladies sighed and fell silent.
"Holy shit, this is even more outrageous than the novel I wrote." The male voice sounded again. Song Xi was confused and searched for the source of the voice to no avail. He started to think about whether this was a novel and the voice was a narration.
"In this story, except Chen Er, the bastard who gained, everyone else suffered a loss." Song Xi thought.
"Shitou's life is hopeless due to decadence; Shitou's wife can no longer expect her husband to make progress and live a good life, even an ordinary life; Shitou's son has problems facing such a life with his parents at a young age; his youngest daughter is starting to
Even in the hell difficulty mode, the only grandmother she can rely on cannot protect her for a few years; Shitou's mother-in-law is buried in dirt, and she still has to raise a trumpet. Shitou's daughter-in-law is working hard. She really wants to beat them all up.
What's going on?" Song Xi hugged her head with her short legs in distress.
"Violence can't solve the problem. You have to rely on your brain to know it. If I were a stone, I would not get married in the beginning and rely on my hands and brain to work hard to get rich. At least I don't need to marry someone with a brain problem. Hey, it doesn't matter if I have money.
I married my wife when I still had no money, and she left. Isn’t this the punishment for setting up obstacles for the protagonist in order to advance the plot of my novels for so many years?” The male voice sounded again, and it also responded to Song Xi’s heart.
Thoughts.
Song Xi was now sure that someone could hear her voice, and she couldn't help but be overjoyed, making her feel that she was one step closer to becoming a human again.
"Who are you?" she asked tentatively.
"I'm a dog!"
"Pfft~, although I also think you are a bitch, please don't insult a dog." Song Xi almost laughed.
"What are you thinking about? I'm this husky lying down! Who are you?" the dog said angrily.
"The big guy with the flowery arms next to you!" Song Xi stood up on his front feet to show himself more majestic.
As soon as she stood up, Grandma Zhang took her by the scruff of her neck and put her on the ground. Song Xi couldn't stand firmly and staggered, pretending to be a failure.
The two old ladies went back to their houses to do their business. Grandma Zhang was the owner of Song Xi and the dog. When the dog arrived, she had to arrange a kennel for him.
It is said to be a doghouse, which is one or two bundles of dry straw. After the rice is cut and threshed every year, the straw will be bundled into handfuls and placed upright in the field to dry. When dried, it will be piled into a straw stamp. A straw stamp is
The childhood memories of many people in the 1980s include hiding-and-cat cats, ideal beds for skipping classes, roasting sweet potatoes, and getting beaten after playing with fire.
Grandma Zhang spread straw in the corner of a woodshed on the west side of the house. In the other corner is the mother cat's nest. Next to the woodshed is a chicken coop. As long as there is movement in the henhouse, the dog can detect the firewood.
The door to the room is usually open, or ajar at most. When it is ajar, the mother cat will jump out from the wooden fence window next to the door to catch mice. Whether there is a door or not is like walking on plain ground to her.
Grandma Zhang took the dog into the woodshed and closed the door. After giving birth, the dog should be kept for one to two days. Once it gets used to it, it will not leave the new home. The wooden door was not closed tightly, so Song Xi squeezed in through the crack in the door.
"Hello, let me introduce myself. I'm Song Xi. I was reborn as a cat."
"Hello, I am Feizhuke, and I am Lu Shan. I may have been reborn too."
"I saw you didn't scream or open your mouth before. How could I hear you?" Song Xi expressed her doubts.
"Maybe we can communicate through the stream of consciousness, and finally it's not YY anymore." Lu Shan said happily.
"Then can you hear what Grandma Zhang and the others are saying?"
"No, what about you?"
"No way, it seems like they can't hear our communication. It seems like they don't notice it." Song Xi expressed his suspicion.
"It's hard to say. We should be more careful in the future and try not to speak in front of others, just in case." Lu Shan said cautiously.
This afternoon, a cat and a dog had an in-depth discussion and exchange about their past and present lives. As night fell, the mother cat came back with her kittens.