Lu Shan, a famous online novel writer, is a flying pig. Usually, the entry on Baidu is introduced like this,
A Flying Pig Baidu Encyclopedia
Occupation: Internet writer
Birthday: 1979
Representative works: "A Pig's Ideal Life"
Introduction: A flying pig, real name: Lu Shan, male, Han nationality, born in 1979, graduated in computer science.
His screen name is more widely known than his real name, so when he introduces himself to others, he usually uses his screen name, and the occasions and times when he mentions his real name are few and far between.
When Lu Shan graduated, the Internet was not yet popular. At that time, his Penguin account was still 6 digits, and he spent all night chatting with people online. After joining the job, he lived with a salary that he could neither eat nor starve to death every month.
I hang out in various forums all day long.
Later, he met his girlfriend, and they fell in love, got married, and had children. Life was even more difficult. After a few years, Lu Shan's colleagues all got promotions and salary increases, and had different life experiences. He read posts on the forum and was unwilling to make progress, and his wife suddenly
In anger, he took the children and left him.
For a long time, he didn't know what he wanted, until one day he saw other people's imagination and wrote an imaginative novel. Unexpectedly, he became famous in one battle and achieved success.
Although Lu Shan seemed to be telling someone else's story in a calm tone, Song Xi knew that it was difficult for someone like her who had accomplished nothing and was living a life without success. Lu Shan must have endured unknown hardships in the days before that.
In Lu Shan's words, he gave his ex-wife and son more money than he could spend in two lifetimes if he didn't do it. But because his wife has remarried, it is impossible for the two of them to go back to the past. His parents and brothers are also within his own capabilities.
He gave them the best life, and everyone was happy. He also felt that he was very happy, but a little not so happy.
One day, he was sitting on a chair in the park and looked at Erha running foolishly in front of him. He was full of envy and felt that it would be good if he was so mindless and happy.
"Then I became like this," Lu Shan stood up and posed: "Isn't he handsome?"
"I agree with Grandma Zhao and Grandma Zhang's evaluation of you!" Song Xi hated iron and steel and roared silently: "This is the life I dream of! Endless money, money, money, money! Do whatever you want!
You can go wherever you want! You can escort as many handsome guys as you want!"
"You will understand after you have experienced it." A wise smile appeared on Erha's face, and with the two drooping ears, there was an indescribable feeling of awkwardness and dissonance.
"Now I have no pressure to rush to work, no relatives to take care of, a person, no, a dog, I can roll around as I want, I am free. Time does not exist for me, I can guard a dewdrop from condensation to refraction when the sun comes out.
The colorful light shines and then disappears, my handsome face is reflected in the dewdrops. I run freely in the mountains and fields, do you know what Luoben feels? There is no restraint. You can be stupid and confident, and you don’t have to care about anyone’s eyes."
"You have so much money, why do you care about other people's opinions?" Song Xi was puzzled.
"At least you can't run away, right?"
"That's true."
Two months after her birth, Song Xi was weaned.
Flying Pig is also starting to look like a big dog.
Feizhu once objected to Song Xi calling this name, saying that every time he called this name, he would have a fear of being urged to change his name.
"Then let's call him Flying Dog? Or Lu Shan Benshan? Just Lu Benshan for short?"
"Forget it, as long as you are happy." Lu Shan gave up struggling.
The two months of milk were not in vain. Comparing Song Xi's appearance with the other two kittens, it made the other two look malnourished.
And with her deliberate training, she didn't even notice that she was only two months old. Every time someone came to adopt a cat, they immediately took a liking to her.
Grandma Zhang said she was able to keep the animal because she wanted to keep it and not give it away. This also made her feel for the first time what it was like to truly have no control over one's own control.
The other two kittens were taken away one after another. Rats and snakes were infested in the mountain area. Having a cat was equivalent to having a caretaker for the home. And this person did not need to be paid, and he could even take care of the food himself. Occasionally, he would encounter
When it's raining or snowing, and it can't go out to hunt, or it's unlucky and doesn't catch a mouse, just put some rice or leftover meat in its bowl.
One starry night, there was a "boom" in the ditch behind Grandma Zhang's house. Song Xi curiously ran over to see what happened.
I saw two snakes that were almost two meters long entwined together and rolling down the hill behind the house. At that moment, the hair all over Song Xi's body stood on end. He arched his body and kept breathing, trying to drive them away.
At that moment, she forgot that she was a human being and forgot to inform Grandma Zhang. She automatically entered a state of battle preparation under the extreme fear.
Although snakes move slowly in the eyes of cats, they are no match for cats in terms of speed. Anyone who talks about skills regardless of size is just a hooligan.
A little kitten faces a big snake. As long as it is entangled in its body, it will be slowly strangled to death.
I remembered that in my previous life, cats were often hit by cars on the road in front of my hometown. Apparently, the cat’s judgment of its own speed was deviated from its judgment of the distance and speed of the car, which led to the tragedy.
Feizhu came to the scene slowly. They both heard the noise at the same time. Song Xishe rushed out of the back window and arrived at the scene. Feizhu had to come out from the front door and then go around the house to the back of the house.
Fortunately, the two snakes may still be immersed in the game and have not recovered, but they reacted within two seconds. Both snakes raised their necks. Song Xi retreated to a safe distance, and the flying pig stood beside him. The two snakes
When a cat and a dog confront each other, no one acts rashly.
The flying pig started barking, and he was eager to inform Grandma Zhang. The dogs in the village heard his barking and echoed it.
After a few sounds, I heard the sound of Grandma Zhang opening the door, the sound of Grandma Zhang's shoes walking on the ground, and the sound of hissing breath.
She quickly ran to get a nine-tooth rake for drying millet. Yes, it was in the shape of Zhu Bajie's nine-tooth rake.
The handle of the nine-tooth cake was more than two meters long. She put the side with dense teeth on the ground and tried to push the snake. She drove the snake towards the sewer pipe opening of the wall.
The nine-toothed cake made a chirping sound on the concrete floor. The snake probably didn't want to fight anymore, so it swam slowly, looking for a place to leave. Occasionally, it would suddenly move forward to attack. The snake fell inside the wall, thinking
The only way to get out is through the sewer hole left on the wall.
The whole process lasted more than half an hour.
When the tail of the second snake finally disappeared into the drain pipe, everyone, the cat and the dog breathed a sigh of relief and broke out in a sweat.
If you don't find it, the snake will definitely enter the house. No matter where it hides, it will be difficult to find.
And there are two, buy one get one free.
Just imagine, you stepped on a snake while walking, and you were so smart that you jumped away before it could react. Just when you were feeling lucky, you felt the hemp rope you stepped on moved. You were still thinking about that dead old man.
I didn’t put the things away, and then I felt a stinging sensation.
Thinking about the consequences, the three of them were covered in white hair again.
