Ran Qiuye, who loves to teach others, is very busy. After all, family conditions are not good in this era, so she can only collect tuition fees from door to door.
If she meets someone who is enthusiastic, she will be given a meal. If she meets someone who is difficult to deal with, she will not get paid for her tuition at all costs.
Today I met an old lady who was particularly difficult to deal with and liked to fart. Not only did she not pay the tuition, but she didn't even show her basic respect, which caused her to start a fight. What's even more outrageous is that it's been so long since school, and Jia Geng hasn't even seen her yet.
When I came back, my family was not worried at all.
No wonder Jia Gen is so naughty and the adults in the family are like this. How can a child be good? After thinking about it, I still need to give Jia Gen more lessons in the future. I can't let that kind of family lead him astray.
The moonlight cast by the bright moon in the sky made her feel much better.
Just as I was about to get on the bike and start walking, I bumped into a bicycle.
The man shouted: "Everyone go to the left."
But who is she, Ran Qiuye? She is so smart.
"If you go left, how can I go left? Then there will be no collision? I must go right."
Then the car hit her straight and hit her with a smile on her face.
"Ding! Negative emotion value +2."
Before she could speak, the man opposite spoke.
"What's going on? Are you stupid? I told you to go to the left, but you still go to the right."
"Ding! Negative emotion value +5."
She couldn't help but retort: "You are stupid. What's wrong with you? Can't you tell the difference between left and right? If you said you were going to the left, how could you collide with me on the right?"
After saying that, he pinched his waist confidently.
He Yuzhu was stunned. There are still such fools in this era. They are rare.
"Little girl, didn't you take some brain-destroying tablets when you woke up this morning?"
Ran Qiuye was also confused, what the hell was wrong with her brain? But she quickly came to her senses.
"Ding! Negative emotion value +2."
"You are the one who is mentally retarded." Suddenly something came to mind.
"How am I young? I'm already twenty-two." She was used to being called Teacher Ran every day. This was the first time she saw a peer who was about the same age as her call her a little girl.
He Yuzhu puffed up his chest and gave her a knowing look.
"Ding! Negative emotion value +5."
Ran Qiuye's face turned red with embarrassment and she crossed her arms: "You, you are a rogue, a scoundrel, without quality and culture..."
"Stop! Stop! Stop! Why did I recruit you? I haven't even met you yet. How can I become a gangster? I'm a scoundrel."
Also, I admit that I have no quality, but I don’t have any culture. How can you tell? Am I not handsome enough?"
"Ding! Negative emotion value +5."
"You're not a gentleman yet, so you can answer my questions." Ran Qiuye said angrily.
I looked up, and in the moonlight, the first thing I saw was the small white teeth, then I saw the outline of the face, and finally I saw the facial features clearly.
"He is quite handsome, but he is a fool who cannot tell the difference between right and left."
"Hey! I agree with your first sentence, but I don't agree with your last sentence. Come here, come here, stand on my side."
"You~ what do you want to do! Playing a gangster!!! Aren't you afraid that I will call the police to arrest you and give you peanuts to eat?" Ran Qiuye looked at He Yuzhu defensively, fearing that the other party would pounce on her when she was not paying attention.
"What are you afraid of? I already told you that I don't like little girls. Don't you understand? Little girl!!"
"Ding! Negative emotion value +10."
He Yuzhu suddenly discovered the wealth code, and he remembered the three secrets of girls that should not be told.
You are so dark!
You are so fat!
You are so small!
——He Yuzhu
(One hundred thousand tricks to make people angry)
With these three sentences, He Yuzhu is confident that his negative emotion value will exceed 10,000 within a year, provided that he survives for one year.
"You are young, and your whole family is young."
"Look at you, you're talking about hurting your family, you're really unqualified."
"Ding! Negative emotion value +1."
Maybe she also knew that what she just said was rude, so the negative emotion value was so low.
So, she is just a silly girl.
Slip away, slip away, He Yuzhu, a married man, can't mess around with a little girl late at night, not to mention, what he said is true, he doesn't like little girls.
"I'm going back to sleep. If you want to know why I hit you, just stand in my position and think about it."
He picked up the bicycle, patted the seat, kicked off the ground, and returned to the courtyard.
Ran Qiuye felt that today was really unlucky. Not only did he meet an old lady who liked to fart and was unreasonable, but he also met a fool who spoke irritatingly.
Although I thought so in my heart, I still stood in He Yuzhu's position honestly, and for a while...
The little girl rode away in despair, no longer feeling that the man just now was a fool.
………
In a blink of an eye, a week passed.
In this week, through He Yuzhu's continuous efforts, the negative emotion value has reached 385. It can be said that he has worked hard and offended countless lesbians.
Today is a good day for the whole family.
"Master, they are all going to the movies today. Why don't I cook some dishes and we can have some drinks?"
The old man was in a daze, thinking that He Yuzhu had turned back into his good, silly Zhu, and happily said that he would be there on time tonight.
At night, everyone in the compound, even three-year-old children, were taken by their parents to watch free movies in the factory.
In the courtyard now, there are only him, the first uncle, and Jia Zhang.
Jia Zhang couldn't leave, and no one was willing to carry her, so she lay on the bed, eating melon seeds, and thinking about doing something to discredit He Yuzhu and Qin Huairu.
It's best to let both of them go to jail. No, Qin Huairu has to stay outside. Otherwise, whoever cooks and washes clothes for her will let that idiot go in, and it's best to be shot.
The reason why I didn't start talking nonsense was because I was thinking of a way to directly kill Silly Zhu.
He Yuzhu's family.
The rice is done, the dishes are prepared, and the wine is served.
"Master, let's have a good drink today."
"Okay, Silly Zhu, sir, I'm in a good mood today, so I'll drink as much as I can with you."
Pick up the cup with your left hand, pick up the chopsticks with your right hand and pick up a piece of fat.
"It's full, it's full."
He Yuzhu kissed him with a smile on his face.
When the first man was almost done drinking, He Yuzhu added some toppings bought from the system.
After reading the instructions for taking the estrus-induced hallucinogen that is worth fifty negative emotions, after taking it, no matter who the person is in front of you, you will see it as the person you want the most, who is trying to refuse or welcome you in front of you.
After drinking, He Yuzhu dropped him directly at the door of Qin Huairu's house.
Then quickly sneak away to watch a movie.
Jia Zhang, who was still cracking melon seeds at home with bad stomach fluids, suddenly saw a dark figure at the door.
Only when I got a closer look did I realize that it was actually the old guy Yi Zhonghai. Why was this old guy here if he wasn't going to watch a movie?
"Yi Juehu, that wind brought you to me."
Now the uncle saw Qin Huairu taking off her clothes in front of her, but when she was down to the last piece of clothing, she suddenly stopped.
"What are you stopping for? Keep taking off your clothes." The uncle yelled urgently.