Mrs. Jia Zhang didn't hear clearly what the first uncle said and thought he was asking her to continue talking.
"What are you talking about! You old man, you are mentally ill today, right?"
In Yi Zhonghai's eyes, Qin Huairu in thin clothes was still dancing in front of him.
"You can't take it off, right? Then let me help you."
As he spoke, he couldn't wait to take off his pants and planned to pounce on Jia Zhang who was leaning against him.
Jia Zhang not only heard clearly, but also saw it. At this time, she was completely stunned, thinking that this Juehu might be crazy.
"Yi Zhonghai, are you crazy?" He blocked the old man with his arms and rushed over.
After all, he had taken a low-quality preliminary strengthening liquid once, so Jia Zhang was still better than Yi Zhonghai based on strength alone.
But inferior quality also has its disadvantages.
"~Pfft~"
A fart made her suddenly lose her strength.
The elder saw a delicate Qin Huairu stroking his arm and teasing him.
At this time, I smelled a smell and took a deep breath: "It smells so good! Is this what you smell like?!"
As he spoke, he came closer to smell it and took a few deep breaths.
"Don't worry, my salary from now on will be yours. As long as..."
After saying that, it was like pounce directly.
Mrs. Jia Zhang didn't want to lose her life at the end of the day, so she quickly thought about what she could do. Suddenly, she noticed the brick on the corner of the table.
Almost without thinking, he took it over and slapped the old man in the face.
The old man's head was bleeding, but he still kept saying: "Okay! That's enough. Mr. Yi, I just want it."
After saying that, he fell straight down.
Jia Zhang quickly shouted, she didn't want to go to jail in her next life.
(It’s such an interesting paragraph that I almost didn’t dare to write it down.)
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He Yuzhu was sent to the door by the uncle and hurried to the square where he was watching movies.
I deliberately made it close to the eldest mother's position. Widow Qin happened to be right next to her, and there were three children beside her.
"Zhuzi, why are you here? Where is your uncle?"
"I don't know either. As I was drinking and no one was around, I thought I was here to watch a movie."
"This old man probably drank too much again and fell asleep somewhere. Zhuzi, come back with me to find him."
"Okay! I'm anxious too. I just came here looking around and didn't see anyone."
Qin Huairu could also hear these conversations clearly, but it was none of her business. The old man would be dead if he died, and it would be a matter of a few bags of stick noodles.
As soon as Aunt Ma followed He Yuzhu back to the courtyard, she heard Mrs. Jia Zhang's call.
The two of them rushed towards Widow Qin's house in a hurry. Auntie walked in with her front foot, and He Yuzhu who walked in with her back foot heard a exclamation.
"Old man, what's wrong with you?!" The aunt ran over quickly and shook the old man who was lying in a pool of blood.
"It's not my fault. He came to my place to act like a gangster. Look, he has even taken off his pants."
"Zhang (Jia Zhang), if you dare to talk nonsense again, I will tear you to pieces."
"Yo yo yo! I dare not admit it even if I dare to do it."
"My surname is Zhang, you don't have to be a mouthy person. If my old man has any shortcomings, you will have to pay for his life."
When Mrs. Jia Zhang heard this, she decisively stopped talking, leaving only the aunt crying.
He Yuzhu behind him also felt that this firecracker was too big. If the uncle really died, it would not be what he wanted to see.
After all, the purpose of punishing him was for the negative emotional value. If he died, who would pay for the bottle of estrus and hallucinogenic powder, which is a full fifty points!!
That’s the amount He Yuzhu defrauded and defrauded in one day!!
After thinking about it, I checked the system to see if there were any inferior treatment drugs or anything like that.
If the first uncle also becomes a fart, the rewards will probably be huge.
After searching for a long time, I finally found a low-quality primary healing solution, which was a bit expensive and cost 100 negative emotion points.
After seeing that there was only more than 300 left, He Yuzhu gritted his teeth and bought this bottle of healing solution.
For no other reason, I can only say that this bottle of medicinal liquid is too powerful, and it can shut up the big man.
Effect of primary healing solution (inferior quality): It has an excellent effect on trauma treatment. Side effect: The mouth will become extremely smelly.
With this effect, He Yuzhu is expected to be able to regain his blood very quickly. As long as the uncle speaks, he can regain his blood.
"Mom, don't worry, I'll take a look."
He Yuzhu stepped forward and stretched out his hand to feel the uncle's breath. He felt that it was still warm and felt relieved.
"Auntie, stop crying. Go outside and find a cart and some quilts. Otherwise, it will be too dangerous to carry her to the hospital."
"Okay! Zhuzi, thank you very much. Just wait a moment, I'll be here right away." After saying that, he rushed out.
Jia Zhang's eyes followed the figure of the aunt, and He Yuzhu took this opportunity to quickly pour the healing liquid into the eldest man's mouth.
The effect is still very noticeable, the wound has stopped bleeding, and the face is visibly rosier, unlike the excessive blood loss just now.
"Pillar, pillar! How's it going?"
The aunt found a cart, followed by a large crowd of people.
"Someone come and lift me, remember to lift me levelly."
He Yuzhu knew that everything was fine, so he just played as he pleased and was not in a hurry.
Liu Guangtian, the second son of the second uncle, came over and lifted the first uncle into the car with He Yuzhu, and then He Yuzhu and the first wife pushed the car out of the compound.
As the car drove away, the crowd suddenly became excited and noisy, spreading the word from one to ten, then to a hundred, just like dry firewood encountering a raging fire, like a typhoon blowing sand and dust, and in the blink of an eye it became a household name.
Everyone knew that the first uncle had passed out at Jia Zhang's house without putting on his trousers. Everyone was guessing, and various versions were spread.
By the time He Yuzhu came back, he had heard no fewer than a dozen versions.
This is of course a good thing for He Yuzhu. If he wants the entire compound to believe the excuse he made up, it will probably take him three days and three nights.
Then his negative emotions will probably take off immediately. If so, let the rumors fly for a while longer.
Qin Huairu also rushed back, saw the blood on the ground, and discovered that such a big change had happened at home.
This was a little unacceptable to a high-level hunter like her, so she quickly asked Jia Zhang what was going on.
If something like this happens, Mrs. Jia Zhang doesn’t know what to say. If she says it, she will not be protected in the later festival. If she doesn’t say it, she will be even more insecure.
So, let’s just throw all the dirty water at the old man.
He said that the old man was crazy and started to take off his clothes when he came in. As soon as he was stopped, he hit the wall.
She was a paralytic, alone, and could only watch him hit the wall, unable to stop him.
As soon as this word came out, even the dogs in the yard didn't believe it.
People also want to wait for the first uncle to recover from his injuries, then listen to his version, and then a group of people will reason with each other to find a "truth" that is closest to the truth.
It's still summer. Summer days are long and nights are short. The heat is unbearable. People don't like to stay at home. They want to go out. They gather in groups of three or five and hang out in groups of four or six. They hang out in the alleys, eat, enjoy the cool air, play chess, and chat. This is exactly the purpose of communication.
Good time for gossip.
I believe it won’t be long before Mr. Yi’s “famous reputation” spreads to the factory.
He Yuzhu has one more thing to do, delivering food to his aunt, but no one has been supervising him to clean the yard recently, so this matter can be stopped for a while.