Eight hundred and seventieth eight chapters talent show
When I first met Luo Xiaohei, he had been sucked dry and turned from a little black cat into a little white cat.
Originally, there was a plot twist at the end, but this problem was solved in advance by the visitor from another world, so Lu Zhengkang had to compensate this little guy.
September said sourly on the side, "I want compensation too!"
Lu Zhengkang looked strange, "You want compensation? Have you suffered any losses?"
September cried loudly, "I feel very wronged! I'm so sore!"
The little black cat meowed in Lu Zhengkang's arms, and suddenly broke away and ran towards his master. Jiuyue stared at Luo Xiaohei's back and pursed his lips, "I'm really favored.
You are so confident!"
Lu Zhengkang yawned, "Go and contact everyone in September. If you're done having fun, you can leave for the next stop."
Lao Du was drinking tea with the Taishang Laojun of this world, but they actually didn't have much in common. The main reason was that this Taishang Laojun was an old otaku. Fortunately, the two gods who were in love with each other were together, so it was not possible to talk.
Can be very comfortable.
Avalokitesvara, on the other hand, collected strange fairies in the forest. The purity of these natural spirits made the Bodhisattva very happy. Of course, Yang Jian was also there. He likes furry and cute animals best, and fairies are a particularly cute category. The most important thing is that Yang Jian is also there.
The best thing is that their bodies are clean and the shed body hair will disappear, saving Yang Jian from allergies.
The rest of the people also went to their own places. Most of them were concentrated around the city and did not go far. They gathered the next night. In such a short time, it was actually too late to visit any scenic spots. It was just that there was nothing interesting to see in this modern city.
Waving goodbye to all the new friends, the Inhuman House passed through the cracks in the alien world.
While traveling in this gap in time and space, everyone gathers together, eats, and chats.
After dinner, there is nothing to do.
"By the way, speaking of which, it's really boring without the Internet." Someone suddenly complained.
Lu Zhengkang thought for a while, "Then let's think of a way to reconnect to the Internet."
Qing Ningzi ran up behind Lu Zhengkang and drew circles on his head with her two index fingers, "Smart Yilu, use your brain. I want some twentieth-century entertainment!"
Lu Zhengkang curled his lips, "What the hell, it's true that we are gods, but receiving signals from the cracks in the universe is the setting of a scientific madman, right?"
Guanshiyin also nodded, "Yes, I can only let it happen."
Seeing that everyone was a little unhappy, Xiaotian suggested performing a talent show to cheer up the atmosphere.
Of course this is great, everyone loves fun.
As the boss of the company, Lao Du was naturally the first to do so. His chubby head showed a confused look, "Ah, I don't have any special talents. How about I make origami airplanes for everyone?"
Ao Lie handed over a stack of sulfuric acid paper. This kind of paper has a pure texture, high strength, and good transparency. It is very effective in origami airplanes.
Lao Du pulled out a piece of paper. His hands were bigger than the paper itself. He looked at it with a sense of urgency, as if someone with thick fingers was typing on a mobile phone with 26 keys. But Lao Du's hands were particularly magical.
Once closed, wrap the paper tightly, then rub and rub, as if rubbing your hands in a hurry. After rubbing for a while, let go, and a standard paper airplane will appear on the palm of your hand.
"Wow! I want to play, I want to play!" Xiaotian snatched away the paper airplane, ran to the corner of the house, and then blew heat towards the nose of the airplane in a skillful manner, squinted his eyes, aimed at Xiaoyu, and threw it violently.
Lao Du's skills are guaranteed. The paper plane suddenly hit Xiaoyu's carefully combed hair, and her face turned dark at that time. Xiaotian happily joined in to play tricks, "Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu, see if I can throw it accurately."
Huh? Didn’t I throw hydrangeas before... Ouch!"
Xiaotian, who was stunned by the punch, calmed down. Yang Jian scratched his head when he saw this, "I've caused trouble for everyone."
"It's okay, I'm used to it." Everyone just shrugged.
The next program is - Dragon Diamond Fire Ring.
The fire ring was provided by Nezha. The Qiankun circle plus the Samadhi True Fire really worked. It was also very scary, thrilling and exciting, so much so that Ao Lie, who was about to get into the fire ring, hesitated and hesitated every time.
It moves at a speed of three millimeters per second.
"Hurry up!"
"Hurry up!"
Everyone booed, and Ao Lie was so scared that he closed his eyes tightly, "Be careful, be careful!"
Everyone decided to skip this weird show first, and the next performer was Xiaoyu, who was very cute.
"Let's just say you're cute and pass the test."
Lao Du held his face again and let out the melancholy sigh of a middle-aged man. He is an old literary youth. If it weren't for the fact that his mobile phone cannot connect to the Internet, he would have already started posting on WeChat Moments.
Next came September. She scratched her head and said, "I don't have any talents, but I am good at instant noodles. Which of you wants to eat instant noodles?"
Ao Lie, who was walking in the ring of fire, suddenly had an idea and turned around, "Jiuyue, by the way, don't you know how to perform a drama with your tail?" When he was distracted, the Samadhi True Fire burned into his mane, and he let out a squeak.
Passed through suddenly
He jumped into the fire ring and flew around the hall, making a lot of noise. Everyone applauded and said, "That's right, you can get through it in no time!" "If you don't get through it, Nezha will be dead."
I want lotus flowers to grow."
"Help, help!" Ao Lie whimpered in pain.
Master Guanyin spilled a few drops of coffee, and suddenly he helped him put out the fire and turned him into a white dragon horse.
Ao Lie was stunned and took out a mirror to look at his back to see if the fire was serious. As a dragon, he could twist and stretch his waist, which was very convenient for him to do things that ordinary people couldn't do.
Sure enough, Jiuyue also decided to perform a play. She often did this when she was a fox. She put some cut tape on the nine tails, and then she had a simple human face. Nine tails, from the director, the crew and the actors.
Everything is ready. Speaking of which, as a fox demon who has lived for hundreds of years, she knows a lot about dramas.
Before starting the performance, she had to make some preparations and clean out the debris that accidentally fell into her tail.
The nine furry and fluffy tails are a big pile, with amazing storage capacity, just like the pockets of Doraemon. When she took out the coins and banknotes from the tail, everyone looked calm; when she took out the dragon girl's exercise
When registering, Master Guanyin narrowed his eyes;
When she took out a potted landscape plant, everyone's eyes widened; when September took out a water dispenser that was taller than her, people were amazed; when she took out a nine-tailed fox
, September screamed, "November!!! Why are you here?!"
Everyone exclaimed, "I have become a fox!"
So September’s talent show turned out to be magic?
September was carrying November, with a vivid look of embarrassment on his foxy face, and he greeted everyone politely.
"(????)??Hi, I am September's brother. In November, I was homeless and wandering around the world, so I came to join my sister."
September held Tuozi tightly, "I said you suddenly disappeared two days ago when we were building a house. It turned out that you were hiding in my tail. Get out of here!"
"Don't be like this, cold sister, can't you show mercy to your poor brother? And there is a gap in the universe outside now, right? If you act like this, I will drift to the rhythm of the multiverse."
Everyone came over to smooth things over, and in the end November was left behind. However, there was no spare room here, so he had to stay in his sister's room.
Jiuyue said that she would tolerate him and "throw him out to fend for himself in the next world as soon as he gets to the next world!"
