Chapter 879 Guess what, this is the fun of being a fan
The talent show was going on and it was Qing Ningzi's turn. She thought for a while and said, "Let me tell you a joke."
Lu Zhengkang had already started to laugh.
"What are you laughing at?" Qing Ningzi glared at him.
"Ah, I thought you could play the piano or dance a sword. Suddenly you want to make jokes, which doesn't match your personality."
"People always change."
Everyone applauded to express welcome. The Qing Ningzi we usually see is gentle and gentle. The jokes told by such an honest person are quite funny in themselves.
Qing Ningzi coughed twice and officially started speaking.
It is said that one day, Zhan Zhao was alone out investigating a recent theft in Kaifeng Mansion. It turned out that the coin molds had been stolen. If this was not handled well, it would not be long before a large number of counterfeit coins would appear on the market, so Zhan Zhaowei
He began to investigate, and he gradually got closer to the truth from clues. At this time, the thief took the initiative to send him a message, saying that he could return the mold, but he had to talk to the guard in person, and the time was scheduled at the right time.
At noon, the location was in a small courtyard, which was far away from the government. Although Zhan Zhao felt that something was not good, out of a chivalrous spirit, he still walked into the courtyard resolutely. At this time, what was waiting for him was an ambush.
After a fierce fight, Zhan Wei defeated the enemy and took back the mold. He was seriously injured and wanted to inform the government of what happened. So he walked all the way to the Yamen with difficulty. When he walked to the door, suddenly everything went dark.
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"What's going on? Is Guard Zhan okay?" Xing Tian said nervously.
Qing Ningzi was stunned for a moment, "Guard Zhan's eyesight went dark, it turned out that Lord Bao was walking towards us."
She smiled.
Everyone was stunned and said nothing.
Lielie asked in confusion: "What then?"
Qing Ningzi's eyes widened, "No more, no more. My joke is over."
At this time, Xiaoyu had already started to laugh. Slowly, everyone who reacted started to laugh. Only a few people, Xingtian, Ao Lie and Honghai'er, were still entangled.
"What's the story behind it? Guard Zhan must have fainted when his vision went dark!" Xing Tian said in a hurry.
Lielie also nodded, "That's right. He lost blood and walked all the way. He must have fainted. Did Mr. Bao carry him in?"
Hong Hai'er muttered something to the side, "Such a great hero must not die, otherwise it would be a pity."
Qing Ningzi hurriedly explained to them, "Guard Zhan is fine."
"Isn't he seriously injured? His vision is still dark."
"My eyes went dark when I saw Mr. Bao."
"Did you faint when you saw Mr. Bao being so excited?"
"No, it's because Mr. Bao is dark, so his eyesight is dark."
"No, even though Mr. Bao was so nervous, Guard Zhan fainted!"
"He didn't faint, he just saw Mr. Bao."
"Why did your vision go dark when you didn't faint?"
"Because Mr. Bao looks dark."
"What does this have to do with Mr. Bao being dark?"
Qing Ningzi: "I...Okay, okay, I'll let you guys do it."
Lie Lie raised his hand, "I seem to understand, no, Qing Ningzi, your joke is not funny, try another one."
Everyone booed and asked for another one.
Qing Ningzi shook her head, "Okay."
It is said that one day a fire broke out in Kaifeng Mansion, so Mr. Bao rushed to the scene. After a while, an official responsible for inspecting the disaster came over. After taking a look, he turned to the surrounding officials and said, this time
The fire is not serious either
The entourage asked, "Why did you say this? Obviously many houses were burned down." The official smiled and pointed to Mr. Bao not far from the scene. Look, that man is still alive and kicking after being burned to black charcoal.
, indicating that this time it’s just the smoke.
After a moment of silence, everyone laughed again. Hong Hai'er and Ao Lie also reacted and started laughing. The point of laughter bounced back to the first joke and they laughed even harder. Only Xing Tian was still confused - he had no idea either.
, really confused.
"Where's the joke?"
"It's just that Mr. Bao is very dark."
Xing Tian scratched his armpit, "What's so funny about being black?"
So everyone fell into big thinking about society and life.
Qing Ningzi rolled her eyes and came back. She was so angry that she sat down in Lu Zhengkang's arms, suffocating him.
"Conspired...to murder..." Lu Zhengkang also rolled his eyes and looked like he was dying. Qing Ningzi was so amused by him that he trembled.
At about this time, there was a knock on the door outside the hut.
Everyone was stunned and looked at each other. They were still in the rift of time and space! Who would knock on the door outside?
Lu Zhengkang put Qing Ningzi aside and said, "I'll open the door."
Xing Tian came back to his senses at this time, "Oh, it turns out that I was laughing at Mr. Bao for his dark appearance! Hahahahahahahahaha!"
"Stop laughing at Xingtian, there are guests outside!"
"Ah? Guest? Aren't we traveling through time and space?"
"So, the people outside are probably bad guys. Usually those who come out at this time are some kind of powerful enemies, right?" September said with a confident face, "Maybe they are the destined enemies of our Time and Space Amazing Adventure Group!
"
"What kind of time-travel adventure group is this?"
"Our team! Time and space! Surprise! Adventure! Team!" September scratched her head and giggled.
Lu Zhengkang opened the door and said, "Hello? This is the Time and Space Amazing Adventure Group!" Everyone shouted: What are you talking about, Master!
The visitor was riding a steel flying saucer, which looked like the size of a car. It looked like a glass bowl buckled on an iron round plate. Through the glass ball cover, one could see an old man, a young man, and two foreigners stretching out from the bottom of the flying saucer.
Pull out a steel arm, this is what was knocking on the door just now.
"Hey! My friend, I don't care what kind of time-traveling bullshit adventure group you are, but Hier~ you guys are very interesting. I have traveled through this place so many times and this is the first time I met you. What should I say? Are you interested in talking about it?
Where are you from? Maybe we can have a drink together? Find some hot girls and have a party in your old house from 2009?" This was in English, and Lu Zhengkang's English was pretty good.
The old man in the driver's seat is tall, thin but strong, with an explosive blue Mediterranean hairstyle. The boy in the yellow crew-neck shirt sitting in the passenger seat is complaining, "Oh my god, Rick, can you stop talking to strangers all the time?"
Talk to each other? What if they are bad people? You know, for this kind of thing, either I am timid, or I feel that I need to be wary when communicating with others outside."
The old man turned around and grabbed the boy's collar, "Oh, holy shit! Morty, shut up, I smell a party and fun, hehe, you didn't know you would encounter something like this in the bubble gap of this quantum universe.
It's not easy for a group of people. Think about it, we have encountered a magical phenomenon, Burr~ Look, the Chronicles of Narnia, Alice in Wonderland or something like that, maybe we can go into this little flying house