Eight hundred and eighty-first chapter prepaid remuneration
When Rick saw his grandson turned into such a Buddha, he was immediately furious. He took out a modified laser gun and gestured around, "Did you drug him? Damn it, I knew that when I encountered a house in the wild, I would definitely
If you can't go in, there must be an ambush. Ha, I thought this routine was abandoned in the 1990s. Fuxk the shit! Morty! Come here, let's leave now."
Lu Zhengkang and Lao Du came down from the second floor and stood on the stairs. Just as Lu Zhengkang was about to get closer, Rick turned the gun and pointed it at his head, "You have a fucking problem too!"
Lu Zhengkang had no choice but to stand still. Lao Du was behind him. Due to the angle of the stairs, he couldn't see what was happening below at all, so he wondered, "Why don't you leave?"
Rick muttered English rapidly, and many people present did not understand. They only raised their hands silently and panicked.
September pulled November to him, but November resisted violently, lowering his voice and screaming: "What are you doing! Are you trying to use me as a shield?"
Jiuyue leaned into her brother's ear and said nervously: "As a brother, aren't you supposed to protect your sister?"
"Didn't you tell me to get out before? How about I just get out now?"
The two of them started fighting directly.
Hong Haier's face was still expressionless, but when he saw the interaction between brother and sister in Yue Yue, he secretly took two steps to Ao Lie's side and pulled his sleeves. Ao Lie was also shaking at this time. When he lowered his head, he saw that
Zha suddenly jumped on him like a facehugger, then got behind him and hung on him, "Lie Lie, protect me."
Ao Lie was about to be strangled, "Let go...let me go...I'm going to die, I'm going to die!"
Lu Zhengkang flicked his fingers and took away Rick's gun. The strange old man with blue hair immediately rolled up his sleeves, popped out another gun from his arm, and fired a laser directly at Lu Zhengkang.
Upon seeing this, Qing Ningzi just secretly opened a bag of potato chips and watched the show silently.
Lu Zhengkang was hit on the head by a laser, but there was no reaction at all, as if he had been shined by a child's infrared pen.
[Don't get excited.] He pointed at Rick and froze him.
Rick began to curse loudly, with a mouthful of saliva pouring out from his mouth like a showerhead. He only cursed for about ten seconds, and the ground in front of his toes was already wet.
Morty walked across from Rick and moved a chair to stand on it so that he could be at eye level with Rick.
"Rick, don't make any noise, I'm fine."
"Shit! Morty, you look like you were fed a ton of LSD right now. A waste like you is still smiling even if you are sold! Find a way to escape!" He
Lowering his voice, "Look for the teleporter gun from my arms. Damn it, I don't want you to do anything. Wait for me in the garage basement when you go back. If I can successfully commit suicide, then I can escape. How about you?"
Give me a shot now and use the portal to cut it more neatly!"
Morty shook his head, "Rick, you are an old madman, but I still love you very much, just like you love me, Sangmei and mom. Rick, I am really good now."
Rick was stunned for a moment, "You're totally hopeless!"
When the friends around him saw that the crisis was over, they all relaxed. Some of them were curious, and some of them were curious.
Lu Zhengkang stepped forward and pressed Rick's head, knocking him out of his body in an instant.
Rick's soul was floating in the air, still unable to move, and just continued to curse. His vocabulary was rich, and he was really talking like a lotus.
Lu Zhengkang laughed at Lao Du and Guanshiyin and said: "Buddhas and Bodhisattvas also heard it and transformed it into happy heavenly beings. They did not become attached to their own desires and always maintained their freedom."
Avalokitesvara and Lao Du nodded and smiled. Lao Du smiled and pointed at Rick's soul, "This heart contains great greed and desire, but also great freedom. It is the cocoon that binds itself. If it can be broken free in the future, it will naturally become a butterfly."
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Rick was still cursing. His colleagues in the company had long recognized where this thing came from, and they came up one by one to communicate with each other, with many words of praise in their tone. After a while, Rick felt a little elated, although he still smelled bad.
His face, but the corners of his mouth were already raised crazily.
Morty sighed to his grandfather, "Rick, you see, we have had our differences for a long time. You want to continue your crazy adventure, but you must take me with you. What are you talking about? My stupid brain waves can interact with
Your genius brainwave neutralization so that Ricks in other dimensions can't find you. You never
You are so arrogant, you are like a control bomb, and no one can see how much time is left on the timer. Rick, I admit that it is adventurous and fun to be with you, but what I really want is
Living with Jessica, you know, the kind that reproduces offspring..."
Rick's originally comfortable face turned gloomy again, "Come on, are you starting to punish me from a moral high ground now? Without me, Rick, you are nothing. You are just a fool and a waste. You don't even have the theory of general relativity."
I don’t understand. You have inherited the unlucky bloodline of your loser dad Jerry. People like you will never be able to have the slightest relationship with other women. In twenty years, you will be another Jerry! Hahaha!
I will be able to escape soon, you can just stay here and fend for yourself!"
Lu Zhengkang said: "Wait a minute, friend Rick, you haven't completed our commission yet."
"That's a beautiful idea, uncle, I'm leaving now!" He rolled his eyes, obviously he had never encountered such a scene, but it was okay. After his heart stopped beating, the mini bomb in his body began to count down, what Morty said
Yes, he's a bomb, and Rick himself doesn't know how much time is left on the timer.
Lu Zhengkang said: "Oh, you think the bomb will explode, right? That's impossible. Your heart is still beating."
Rick said "Evil!" "The mage is so disgusting! The one who can read minds is even more disgusting!" He had already planned how to target Lu Zhengkang, and then launched Rick's revenge plan, from all aspects, from
From technique to hand-to-hand combat, he has proven that he is stronger than Lu Zhengkang in all aspects. This old man is a competitive, energetic and extremely capable guy.
Lu Zhengkang smiled and said, "To show my sincerity, I will pay the reward first." He made a fist seal and recited a mantra in a low voice.
It buzzed like flowing water, like a whirlpool, as if the flowing water turned into a whirlpool, swallowing towards the depths of ignorance. Rick's soul floated up, fell on his back in mid-air, and slowly traveled around the room.
Lu Zhengkang nodded to everyone, "Wait a moment, we will have Internet access later."
"Master, what did you do to him?"
"It's just a dream."
"Can we watch it then?"
Lu Zhengkang took a look into Rick's dream, the content was very disturbing, "No, you'd better not read it."
