Eight hundred and eightieth chapter Buddhist Morty
Lu Zhengkang welcomed the two guys who met unexpectedly. The blue-haired old man Rick said that there is no parking lot in your house, so he had to park the spaceship on the roof. The crooked look was really unsafe.
When they opened the door of the spaceship - why do we use the word car door - it was just like a normal car door. As soon as they opened it, a waterfall of wine rushed out with a roar, and a huge amount of wine bottles and cans were floating in the wine. Suddenly,
Just leave the house
The roof poured down and flowed down the eaves. The smell of alcohol mixed with vomit was extremely pungent. The clanking of bottles and jars made people have a headache. Lu Zhengkang shrank back a little.
, standing under the eaves, finally not getting wet.
Rick and Morty got out of the wine bottle. They simply couldn't imagine how a spaceship the size of a car could fit so much wine, and why so much wine didn't kill these two people.
Lu Zhengkang looked at these two guys, his lower body was wet, so he took the initiative to clean them.
Rick burped, "Oh! I'm really bothering you, friend cleaner, tell me, is it a mage? No, no, no, is it a wizard? This kind of profession is abundant in your area, isn't it?
"
Morty hurriedly smoothed things over, "Rick, please stop saying a few words, we are guests."
Lu Zhengkang shook his head, "Please come in. Let me state in advance that there are ordinary people and extraordinary people here. Please don't do strange and dangerous things in the house. Do you understand?"
The boy Morty quickly agreed, while the dangerous science geek Rick just curled his lips.
When we opened the door to welcome guests, two English-speaking guys suddenly appeared among a group of Chinese-speaking guys. This time, we suddenly fell into embarrassment, especially for a few people who were in the cultural desert.
"Oh oh oh! Let me see, it's really amazing. I was right, Morty! Look, there really is a rabbit in a dress among these people!" Rick was referring to Xiaoyu. He immediately used "
The mechanical device in the eyeball looked around and found that several guys had high-energy reactions that interfered with his observation results. However, he still saw that some of the guys' skeletons were surprising.
"Rick, be polite, these are good people."
September stuttered and had to say hello: "Hello? My name is nine moon, what the hell, oily!"
Master Guanyin sat in the corner of the sofa, looked at the grandfather and grandson up and down, squinted his eyes, then his eyes lit up again, turned to Long Nu and Nezha and said: "Just in time, foreign friends are here. Your English is not good.
I will chat more with others in the future. I have talked with your teacher about English. You need to learn more and use it more..."
Nezha and Long Nu's expressions suddenly became depressed.
The first thing Rick did when he came in was to find the refrigerator, "I've finished all my wine. Damn it, if I hadn't met you here, I might have died on the way because of the low alcohol content in my blood!"
Morty greeted everyone obediently, but not much could be understood. The boy turned to his grandfather and asked, "Rick, do you have any machine there that can allow us to communicate in real time? You know, I haven't learned from them.
language."
Rick yelled irritably: "Oh, damn, ice, refrigerator, Hiccup, where is the damn refrigerator?"
This rude old man shocked everyone, mainly because he had never seen someone who didn't treat him as an outsider. Xiaotian, who was lying on the ground, slowly woke up. He looked up and saw Rui wandering around.
Ke, even raised his hand to say hello.
Lao Du came forward to communicate. As the boss of the company, he also studied English very hard for a period of time. This Maitreya Buddha was soft-spoken and talked to Rick in a leisurely manner. After a while, Rick also calmed down.
Morty chatted with the three child-shaped people in the inhuman hut. In comparison, he looked older.
"Hello, my name is Morty."
Nezha looked indifferent, Dragon Girl hesitated, but Red Boy could simply communicate with Morty. Morty always felt that the atmosphere around him was strange. Of course, he was a well-informed person. When he saw Queen Xing,
The first reaction was that he thought it was really cool. This kind of treatment made Xing Tian feel very happy and happy.
Lao Du took Rick up to the second floor, poured some beer from the cloth bag, and dropped it down the chimney. Rick quickly took it and drank it. After drinking three cans in a row, he cheered up.
"Hiccup~ I think there are some problems with the communication between us, but these are not problems. I can solve it with instruments. Do you have a workshop here? I only need some used mobile phone parts and screwdrivers. If not, then it can be solved.
It would be extremely troublesome.”
Lu Zhengkang also came upstairs, "I can solve this problem, don't worry." He held a bowl of water in his hand and dipped his finger in it, "Please don't move yet."
"Is this some kind of voodoo spell? Hey!" Rick hates magic because he was beaten by a wizard.
"No." Lu Zhengkang shook his head. This mortal has a super level of technology, and is almost invincible by design. Of course, he also has a lot of shortcomings, but it does not prevent him from communicating with him for a while.
Lu Zhengkang drew a simple charm for everyone, which is actually something similar to the concentric seal. It can convey the original meaning of words and is a very efficient way of communication.
[This is it, this friend Rick, I heard that you have great scientific literacy. As for us, we need to set up a set of networking equipment in this house so that we will no longer be bored. This is a paid job
What do you think of the commission?】
Rick blew a breath, "You underestimate me, oh, but your skills are very good. I don't ask for much, just if there is something that can make me happy, I want it to be very high! I want shit Guaqi! I want it."
Schwifty!]
Lu Zhengkang has nothing to do with this old gangster from the multiverse. This request is really strange, [You finish your work first, and let me think about how to make you happy, and what the hell.]
Master Guanyin rubbed Moty's head and said, "My child, you have a very good talent, but it seems that you have gone astray."
[Really? This is the first time I heard someone say that my talent is very good. No, I mean, usually others don’t praise me so directly, ha.]
Avalokitesvara groaned, "The person next to you has too much karma. If you are with him, he will be assimilated to him sooner or later. What is waiting for you is huge stimulation, reincarnation in the form, and indulge in the sound."
In the light of desire, you will encounter a lot of pain, and the short-term happiness will be followed by greater pain.]
Morty was so excited, he felt that he had met a soulmate, "Oh, you are so right! I just can't stand Rick. He forces me every time and takes me on those adventures. It's so scary."
, I faced death more than sixty times in one week, and fifty-nine of them were betrayed by Rick! Hey! He kept calling me a fool!]
Master Guanyin smiled kindly, "Your grandfather undoubtedly loved you, but he was very lonely in his heart."
Morty complained, "He's just an old bastard!"
The Bodhisattva continued to be kind, "It's okay, I will guide you so that you can stay away from resentment, have a bodhicitta, and be able to face the world maturely."
Rick went downstairs and greeted Morty, "Morty, I have to go out and pull the network cable for this family. You stay here and don't cause any trouble for me!"
Morty had a calm look on his face, and there was a faint halo of light behind his head, "Okay Rick, go ahead."
