The old tree monster was very thoughtful and said: "Little monk, I'm going to help you move your muscles and bones! You are in a daze, do you know how many times to move? The medicine god said that it can help relax your muscles and bones. Thank you for your gratitude."
That’s right.”
Han Jun'er stared at him and said in a vicious tone: "Okay! I thank you, little zebra! You are so good that you still behave well even after being beaten! Tomorrow I will become a lion spirit, specializing in eating little zebras! I will turn into a woodpecker, specializing in pecking small trees.
Weird! Don’t forget to thank me! I would say, you’re welcome, you should do it!”
The old tree monster was worried and said: "You are a human, you can't become a spirit." Woodpeckers, sheep, deer, etc., peck at trees and gnaw the bark of trees. They are the natural enemies of vegetation. Deep in the heart of the old tree monster, there is still fear.
Han Shaer grasped the weak point and continued to scare: "I forgot about the past, maybe I am also a monster. I have only been practicing for a few years. I am much older than you in terms of appearance. I will eat you for at least a thousand years."
, it’s all a given. Alas! What a pity, what a pity!”
The old tree monster was stunned. He had a childlike face. If he didn't have a beard, he would have looked like seven or eight years old. He was bluffed and deceived by Han Shaer. He lost his backbone and said cutely: "I
Go to the God of Medicine! If no one eats you, you’ll get sick! And you’re trying to scare me—hum! You can’t beat me, I’m afraid of you!”
Han Shaer said: "Maybe now, in the future, I will make you roll like a donkey and kneel down to beg for mercy. You have no ability, you can only do somersaults - let's do this, little zebra, you accept me as your big brother and report it."
How do you develop the ability to climb cliffs with somersaults? Once I am happy, I will let you go."
Holy shit! How shameless! How explicit! You want to learn somersault stunts, but you also want to take someone as your little brother!
The old tree monster was completely speechless.
Over there, Qi Bo couldn't even laugh or cry, he was enjoying the funny talk of one person and one monster.
Han Shaer said again: "Your somersault is nothing special! If it had worked, you would have climbed out of the mountain long ago. Are you still here alone, counting your toes?"
You were right, the old tree monster can climb a hundred-foot cliff, but not a thousand-foot cliff. He refused to show weakness and retorted: "That's better than your little monk. You can't do it at all, and you can't do it half the way."
Can’t get there!”
Han Shaer said: "Who cares about your bad somersaults? You bully the hozens. Their grandfather's somersaults are thousands of miles away. I'll see you when the time comes! I want to practice, so I just walk down the cliff. How about that?
Zebra, are you jealous or not? Are you convinced or not?"
Well, I didn’t even cast a shadow, so I asked people if they were convinced!
The old tree said strangely: "Okay, okay, you are great, you are awesome, you can go down the mountain to get meat to eat later!"
Han Shaer clapped his hands and laughed: "I understand, I understand! Are you afraid? Are you afraid that those cows and sheep will chew the bark of the tree and eat you? The mice are too timid to do it, so they will honestly kowtow to the God of Medicine and beg for mercy.
, saying that everyone doesn’t eat meat—hahaha! I laughed so hard!”
The old tree said bitterly: "Okay! I can't defeat you, let's see if anyone can deal with you? When Miss E'er comes, let's see if you are still awesome, crazy or not?"
What? Miss E'er... Han Shaer bent down and asked: "Old tree monster, old tree fairy, tell me, is E'er really a girl? When will she come?"
Seeing his anxious look, the old tree monster felt happy. "Let me tell you, I came here last night, a little fairy! Little monk, little light buttocks, are you ashamed? Haha, haha..."
Han Shaer was so embarrassed that he was naked and exposed to E'er. It was so embarrassing! He was so ashamed that he still asked expectantly: "Is she still coming?"
"Come on, come tonight, you can do it!"
Han Shaer quickly ran to find Qi Bo: "God of Medicine, you are a compassionate boss and help the poor. Please find my clothes! You can also get me some pants!"
"Where can I find clothes for you? You ate the fruit and your clothes were all burnt on the tree. Go to the tree and see if there are any rags or something left. Piece them together and see if you can make a small one.
Underpants." Qi Bo was also funny and wanted to be funny.
Han Shaer took it seriously and climbed the tree to find the clothes. He found the burned area. The leaves were scorched, the branches were withered, and the clothes were all in pieces, and there was no way to piece them together.
To his surprise, he found the feather, which was snow-white and glowing with silver. It was strange. The leaves on his clothes were all burnt, so why wasn't the feather burnt?
Weaving another leaf costume, holding feathers in his hands, he looked at Uncle Qi dejectedly and said, "It's all broken, so I can only make do with it like this."
Qi Bo nodded: "It's pretty cool. It's economical, environmentally friendly, and stylish. Wear green in spring and summer, and gold in autumn and winter. How cool!"
This old man was cheating people again. Han Shao'er complained, but did not dare to protest, saying: "The radish is cooked, you can always eat!" The book describes that when people eat, princes, generals and ministers all eat, and Qi Bo is
God, it’s time to talk about having a meal.
Qi Bo chuckled: "All living beings are equal, what kind of food should we use? Just eat."
So, everyone sat around the stone table and feasted on sweet potatoes, radishes and fruits.
Han Shaer has a question: "Aren't gods immortal? What will happen if you don't eat? Can you be hungry and have a flat stomach?"
Qi Bo said: "Silly boy, let me test you to see how well you do in your studies - Lin Xiangru and Sima Xiangru are similar in name but not in reality."
"Wei Wuji, the eldest grandson is Wuji, people are Wuji, and I am Wuji." After Han Shaer answered, he realized and sullenly ate with his head down.
"Let me ask you again, will people die if they don't drink?"
"No!" Han Shaer seemed to have some realization.
"Then why are you drinking?" Qi Bo asked.
“For the delicious food, for the enjoyment—you fool understands.”
"Okay! Okay! Let's start the lecture tomorrow!" Qi Bo wiped his mouth and rinsed his mouth.
It was noon, and the old tree monster went down to eat again. Han Shaer practiced his internal skills and became more energetic. He wanted to practice swordsmanship, so he asked for instructions carefully first, but he couldn't practice it.
"That thing is of no use or harm, just practice it if you want!" Qi Bo didn't take it seriously and gave the green light.
In the evening, E'er's feathers were fluttering and she arrived as scheduled——