The eldest disciple has been running around in the world for a long time. He has more experience than his master. He has a fifteen-character motto: "Be soft, hard and cunning. Use intimidation to deceive and criticize, and a sneaky ghost blows the light."
, touching the other party's moral bottom line often has unexpected effects.
Don't mention it, this trick really succumbed to Hao Baobao. He was determined to shut up the door. You said something and I said something, and you let you rub your tongue. What can you do if I don't let go? Can't you force yourself to do it? But pretending to be pitiful is not possible.
It's easy to deal with. If a person is shameless, the gods will stay away! As far as she knows, during the Chu-Han struggle for hegemony, Xiang Yu captured the Liu Gang's father, threatened to throw him into a pot and boiled him, and threatened the Liu Gang to surrender. The Liu Gang was shameless and said that we
The two of us worshiped each other, and when I cooked my dad, I cooked your dad. When it was cooked, I shared a bowl of meat with me, which made Xiang Yu stunned and didn't want to do anything. Liu Bei of the Three Kingdoms was also shameless, wiping tears everywhere to pretend to be pitiful.
His brother Liu Biao's Jingzhou was made into his hands with tears, and Liu Zhang's Yizhou was also made into his hands with tears! Sadly, I encountered such a person - tired, thirsty and hungry, pitiful, and a liar.
! Old Jianghu, you don’t bring dry food with you when you go out? Gou Shiyun’s backpack is bulging, and there may be some shochu - everyone who comes is a guest after all, and you can’t search yourself, right? It’s unreasonable to chase people out again, and spread it to the Jianghu, adding fuel to the fire.
, the reputation of Dadaomen was ruined! In desperation, he let the two of them in and told them to take care of their food and drink. They had enough to eat and drink before going back to Xuyouzhou before dark.
Just in time for the meal, there were more than a hundred people eating, so the master made four pots of vegetables, bacon, bean sprouts, vermicelli and Chinese cabbage. Hao Baobao served everyone a plate, and also made rabbit meat and spicy chicken, three meat and three vegetables, and brought them in
He opened a small restaurant and brought a jar of soju.
Although Jiannan Gate is far away from Dadao Gate, their status is the same. They are equals in terms of etiquette. When the master is absent, the number two person will accompany him. Hao Baobao deliberately wanted to be angry with Shi Yun and casually called a master uncle - Baishan did not give in.
You come in, wait for the reception? No need to do it! Aren't you tired, thirsty and hungry? I made six dishes and a jar of wine, let's see what you say?
Gou Shi's food is tasteless and he drinks too much. He has been in the house for a long time. His son should have known better. Why didn't he show up? Could it be that he was detained or had an accident? Hao Baobao said, it's not fun, kill the flower fertilizer maker - I can't hold it back.
, stopped the cup and asked: "Miss Hao, how is Quanzi? If he still makes you angry, I will teach him a lesson!"
Hao Baobao laughed sarcastically: "Have you eaten or drank enough? Then hurry up and get on your way! If he makes me angry, I will beat him, so you can take advantage of me. Hehe, my father taught his son a lesson, it hurts my feelings.
Drop!" Gou Shiyun said with a solemn expression: "Miss Hao, you have to meet her once and for all before you can feel at ease - even if there is something wrong, it's better to understand it than to be a fool, right?" Hao Baobao ignored him and asked sideways.
: "Uncle, am I a murderer?" He replied: "We babies are afraid of killing chickens, let alone killing people."
"Did you hear that? We are afraid of killing chickens, and we are very timid. If you suspect me of killing someone, you will scare the baby to death!" Hao Baobao said, making a frightened expression like a deer, "Besides, I will kill him.
What are you doing? Dead people can't talk or amuse, so what fun is there? Hee hee, you deceived me and wanted me to take him over, and even coaxed and deceived him to get him away - hee hee, in this way, you
Your conspiracy has succeeded. I won’t be fooled by you!” Gou Shiyun couldn’t laugh or cry. This girl is so clever and can still pretend. She patted her chest and said, “Don’t worry, girl! Gou can be your father at his age, so how can he deceive you? I just want to meet you.”
Don't force me on this one - if he wants to be here, let him; if he wants to leave, if you don't like it, that's up to you! If he doesn't obey, I'll beat him like a bastard!"
"Is this true?"
"No joke!"
"Keep your word?" Hao Baobao emphasized again.
"If you fail to keep your word, you will be punished by heaven and earth!" Gou Shiyun made a solemn oath. As long as his son is safe and sound, everything is just a cloud. It doesn't matter whether he takes it away or not. Looking at Hao Baobao's appearance, he doesn't care about Gou Buli.
Did Old Man Hao make a joke? Did Baby Hao take it seriously? It would be so beautiful if the two living treasures came together as a couple. It was a match made in heaven and earth. It couldn't be better.
"Ginger is still hotter! You win, the conspiracy has succeeded, hee hee!" Hao Baobao went to the door, called people to whisper for a while, then came back and smiled silently, looking inscrutable. Two quarters of an hour later, Gou
After ignoring it, he became black, strong, and full of energy. When Gou Shiyun saw it, not only did he not feel distressed, but he was happy, heaved a sigh of relief, and felt at ease.
"Dad! You're here!" Goubuli shouted first, "Did you miss me? Hao Baobao said that my grandma doesn't care for my uncle and he doesn't love me - you Hao Baobao, you are playing this game with me! What the hell is it at noon?
Practicing Qigong will double your yang energy! If you are lazy and don't practice, you will always be a fool... and you will even make the tiger fly away from the mountain! Bean sprouts go up to the sky, and energy beans with tails can defeat you to death!"