Hao Baobao retaliates in kind: "You are the one with the tail! Pig tail, dog tail, ox tail! Drag a big tail up to the sky and let the eagle pick it up - yo, once your tail is pointed, you can go up to the sky, and the tiger's tail can't reach it.
What's wrong? Hehe, you dare to blow your beard and glare at me, I'll make you grow a really big tail tomorrow..." He was rambling here and there, saying that he had a long tail and a short tail, but ignored it. Suddenly his face turned red and he stopped talking.
When I think about the day when I’m having a baby, my neighbors ask, “Congratulations! Is it a boy or a girl?” Those who are having a boy happily respond, “I’m so happy! I’m having a baby with a tail!” Those who are having a girl are dejected.
: "It's okay, but it's a tailless one again, alas!" Military service is unavoidable for every household due to foreign invasion or civil strife. The girl is of no use and the father has to go into battle shirtless.
Ignorantly looking at Hao Baobao blushing, he suddenly realized, oh, what a good remark, but the wrong person! He smiled and said: "Okay, I was wrong, you are not the bean sprouts that go to heaven, you are the bean sprouts that go to heaven without a tail.
Sweet beans, are you ready? Fragrant beans, when did you learn the art of war? Block in front and hide behind, full of tricks!"
Isn't this different? Swearing people is a thing, not a thing, and it is never a good thing to turn it over and hang it. Hao Baobao reciprocated: "You are the one who is so scheming! You are all so scheming! You promised to be a cow and a horse, and the whip will not crack, but you will kick the child.
God, you are a dragon and a horse? Hee hee, you are so sweet, why are you still so indifferent to your sweet beans? Your father is full of money, and he is still thirsty and hungry. It is all about war and scheming - bully me again
Baby, if you lose your tail, you can become a sweet pea without a tail, hum!"
The junior uncle was not surprised, and he ate vegetables and drank leisurely. The eldest disciple was injured by the tiger's claw and could not appreciate the past grace of the two of them. He suppressed his laughter, drank to cover it up, choked, and coughed repeatedly. Gou Shiyun's identity was decided.
He could only sit upright and perform in a serious manner. Hao Baobao had already learned how to avoid taboos. Speaking of it, Shoubo was usually garrulous and talkative, which was a bit annoying. However, this time, it was actually pleasant to the ears. The uncle laughed and smoothed things over: "Forget it.
Forget it, Wen Wu is the first, Wu Wu is the second, let them chat."
"What's there to nag? In addition to training me, you should train me - that's what's not beautiful about being a son. If you want to be a father, you can find it by traveling over mountains and ridges." Goubuli said, moving the handle.
The chair was sitting at the bottom. Gou Shiyun thought that his son was deliberately saying stupid things, and he couldn't say that he missed his son anymore, so he said: "It's been twenty-seven days, and your mother misses you. When will you go back, dad can send a message."
He ignored Hao Baobao and said: "I promised Hao Baobao, I will be a cow and a horse - that doesn't count. If I were a gentleman, there would be no villain in the world, right, Hao Baobao? It's just thirty."
Undefeated for 50 rounds, without being caught for 50 rounds, there is still hope! Then I will leave, you can go cry!" Hao Baobao retorted: "It's not necessarily who will cry! You stinky little girl
Xi's kung fu, I'm afraid I won't be able to get out of it for the rest of my life. If you don't accept it, practice!" Gou Buli said: "If you accept it, won't you practice? If you want to abuse me, just say so. I have a good heart and will respond to any request. Let me go east.
If you don't chase the chicken, let me beat the dog, I won't go west." Don't pretend to be timid, drew his sword and walked towards the open space with Hao Baobao.
Everyone followed and watched.
Hao Baobao's sword skills are exquisite, eclectic, and flexible. Gou Buli has a slight advantage in strength, but he is not yet proficient in combining it with his sword skills. He only hears a jingling sound, and within twenty strokes, Hao Baobao's sword is gone.
It pressed against Goubuli's neck.
Gou Shiyun was greatly relieved that his son had worked hard and now with his skills, a super great swordsman is not far away! The eldest disciple praised him repeatedly for his skill and invited Hao Baobao to have a competition. Hao Baobao did not buy it and said cheerfully: "You want to bully him with great power?"
Xiao, vent your anger for him, right? I won't practice with you!" The eldest disciple felt ashamed and lost his temper. The uncle tried to smooth things over: "The baby is tired, let her rest! She has been joking since she was a child, don't go there.
Think about it in your heart - how about I accompany your master in making gestures?"
Gou Shiyun was so warm that he pulled out his heavy sword and fought together. The martial uncle was as skilled as the other guards in Ziwu County, and he was also a great swordsman protecting the law. The swords were seen coming and going, and there was rarely a sound of collision.
So far, I know what I mean. The uncle didn't show any trace, and he was willing to accept the concession, which seemed to be evenly matched and wonderful. At the end of half an hour, both parties held fists and saluted each other. The eldest disciple wanted to speak again, but the ghost hand came back, so he had to give up.
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Old Man Hao invited the master and apprentice to the hall and treated them politely. He was relatively cold at first. After the eldest disciple finished talking about the removal of the sign, he became enthusiastic. He warmly invited them to stay and hosted a banquet for them. On the fifth day of their stay, he couldn't help but
Li had no intention of going back, so he let it go. On the sixth day, Gou Shi traveled via Xuyouzhou to Songpan Mansion, then passed through Ziwu County to Pazhang Town, and returned to Jiannan Gate. It was already late at night.
At this moment, the madam and the bodyguard were deeply in love, and the two fireballs burned together. They were so lost in ecstasy that they forgot both things and me, and the world seemed to no longer exist...