"Ah?" Li Changxuan scratched his head: "I haven't finished speaking yet. I have done a lot of good things in my life."
"You helped the old lady cross the road and picked up the money. I think it's a good thing for you...but you don't fucking defecate anywhere. Is this a trivial good thing?!"
Zhang Tiezhu admired Li Changxuan's shamelessness. These days, there are many people who urinate everywhere, but who can poop anywhere?
"Of course!" Li Changxuan said confidently: "I don't defecate in the open because I care about the environment!"
“It is everyone’s responsibility to care for the environment!!”
"..."
"Fuck you, shut up, I don't want to listen to your nonsense!" Zhang Tiezhu said with a bad look. He drank too much and peed everywhere...occasionally.
"Uh... Okay, let's not mention this then." Li Changxuan nodded and did not continue talking about this topic.
"I'll sleep with you tonight... Lao Wangtou and Lao Peitou asked me to sleep with them, but I didn't even accompany them, so I'm going to take advantage of you tonight." Zhang Tiezhu lay down on the bed, feeling comfortable all over.
Li Changxuan: "???"
"Um...you don't care about my affairs anymore?" Li Changxuan asked in confusion.
"I don't care, I don't care... I'm sleepy, go to bed early." Zhang Tiezhu yawned. He was so drunk that he wanted to sleep.
Li Changxuan: "..."
The reason why Li Changxuan said that he had done good deeds and accumulated virtues was to improve his image in Zhang Tiezhu's mind. Then he told his tragic experience and knelt down to Zhang Tiezhu when the time came.
He escaped from the sea of suffering.
Turns out... this guy doesn't care at all.
"Zhang Tiezhu, you...don't sleep." Li Changxuan ran to Zhang Tiezhu and sat down with an ugly expression on his face.
"Don't bother me, I'm sleepy..."
"Don't... don't bother me, Zhang Tiezhu, if you go to bed now after drinking, it's not good for your health!"
"I'm not afraid."
"There is tea in the room. I'll make you some tea. You can relieve your hangover before going to bed..."
"No, I won't drink."
"Tie Zhu, why don't I give you a squeeze? You must be exhausted after coming from Wudaogou today!"
"Get out, get out...!"
Upon hearing this, Zhang Tiezhu opened his eyes suddenly, jumped up from the bed, and looked at Li Changxuan with a murderous look, feeling that this guy's hobby was abnormal.
"You...what's wrong with you?" Li Changxuan was startled. He just wanted to show his goodwill and curry favor with Zhang Tiezhu. How could he make the other party so excited?
"You... don't be so annoying. I just want to sleep. I'm a normal man. Do you understand?!" Zhang Tiezhu gritted his teeth and said, feeling that Li Changxuan was like a second-rate man.
Zhang Tiezhu's feet were so smelly that Li Changxuan even pinched his feet!
This is not fucking normal!!!
"Uh... Tiezhu, you misunderstood, misunderstood!" Li Changxuan looked embarrassed. He knew that Zhang Tiezhu was overthinking, and he just wanted to curry favor with him.
And now Li Changxuan, even if eighteen top-tier actresses from island countries were placed in front of him, he would still turn a blind eye and look disgusted.
There is no way, the inventory is insufficient, the waist is wilted...
"Get the hell out of here, don't come near me, don't talk to me!" Zhang Tiezhu bared his teeth and said, "Otherwise, I'll kick you out to sleep!"
Li Changxuan: "??????"
"This...this is my fucking room!"
Zhang Tiezhu: "..."
"No, this is my room!" Zhang Tiezhu said expressionlessly.
"You...you are unreasonable!" Li Changyan stomped his feet angrily. He just wanted to beg Zhang Tiezhu to save his poor waist, but in the end, this arrogant brat was unreasonable.
"Hehehe... Who doesn't know that I, Zhang Tiezhu, am the most reasonable person? I am always willing to do good deeds and accumulate virtue by doing good deeds!" Zhang Tiezhu grinned.
"Uh... what good things have you done?" Li Changxuan was confused. Zhang Tiezhu was well-known as a bad guy in Wudaogou.
How could this guy have anything to do with doing good deeds and being charitable?
"I love plants!"
"Love plants?" Li Changxuan was stunned: "Why do you love plants?"
"I'll fertilize them when I have nothing to do...let them grow vigorously!" Zhang Tiezhu said proudly with his chest raised and his head raised.
Li Changxuan: "???"
"pee?"
"That's called fertilizing, please be careful with your words!"
Li Changxuan: "..."
"You are awesome!" Li Changxuan felt that he was speechless.
There is absolutely no reason to deal with such a poor and arrogant person.
"As long as you know I'm awesome, don't bother me and let me sleep well..." Zhang Tiezhu ordered and lay down again.
Li Changxuan's face was ashen, now that Xiaocui is gone, this is his best chance!!
If he misses this opportunity, Li Changxuan's future...
Thinking of this, Li Changxuan gritted his teeth.
"Plop"
"Tie Zhu, please help me, help me!!"
Li Changxuan knelt beside the bed, calling Zhang Tiezhu like he was crying for his father or mother.
Zhang Tiezhu: "???"
"I just want to take a fucking nap, and you're not done with it!"
Zhang Tiezhu was filled with murderous intent and angry, feeling that Li Changzhen had gone too far in bullying others.
Kneel down on your bedside and cry, he’s not dead yet!
"Tie Zhu... please help me, I'm so miserable... Really, I'm so miserable!" Li Changxuan burst into tears and felt extremely aggrieved.
Zhang Tiezhu was shocked when he saw him like this.
The actor... got into the scene in one second.
"You...speak slowly, what's wrong?" Zhang Tiezhu asked in confusion.
"Tie Zhu, I... I tell you, that Xiao Cui is not a human being!!"
"I know."
"She...she is a female ghost!!"
"I know."
"She sleeps with me every night!!"
"I know...what?!"
"..."
Zhang Tiezhu was stunned for a moment and looked up and down at Li Changxuan with a suspicious look. This guy really had some weird quirks.
Sleep with a female ghost every night!
"Oh... Tiezhu, I... I can't bear it anymore!" Li Changxuan said sadly.
"Tell me what's going on!" Zhang Tiezhu became interested and sat on the edge of the bed, wanting to hear Li Changxuan tell his story.
"This... OK, OK..." Seeing Zhang Tiezhu's interest, Li Changxuan immediately became excited and planned to vomit out all the bitterness in his stomach.
"Tie Zhu, let me tell you, you don't know..."
"Wait a minute, tell me something first." Zhang Tiezhu interrupted.
"Uh...what's the matter?" Li Changxuan's high mood was temporarily interrupted.
"What does it feel like to sleep with a female ghost?" Zhang Tiezhu asked cheerfully.