I was so excited to tell you my secret. But you interrupted and asked me what it felt like to sleep with a woman?!
"Speak..." Zhang Tiezhu urged.
He was very curious about this question. Wu Xiaocui also wanted to take off his pants before, but Zhang Tiezhu had strong determination and restrained himself.
So he was very curious about what it was like to sleep with a female ghost...
"This... is very painful, very crazy, very ferocious, and very tiring!" Li Changyan did not dare to disobey, and simply made four brief summaries.
"Painful? Crazy? Fierce? Tired of the waist..." Zhang Tiezhu was stunned.
This is really all nonsense from what you said...
"Can you please explain it carefully?"
"That's... okay." Li Changxuan sighed and said sadly: "Let me put it briefly, in short, all kinds of postures and tricks can satisfy you!"
Zhang Tiezhu nodded very seriously. After all, she was a female ghost. She still had the ability to flexibly control her body.
"Crazy and ferocious actually mean the same thing...it means very fierce, irresistible fierceness!" Li Changxuan said sadly.
"Where is my tired waist?" Zhang Tiezhu asked in confusion.
"Um... Tiezhu, are you married?"
"No ah."
"Do you have a partner?"
"......Soon."
"Have you ever had sex?"
"What the hell do you mean?!" Zhang Tiezhu said with a bad look, feeling that Li Changxuan was trying to eliminate him.
"Um...no, don't get me wrong." Li Changxuan shook his head, thought for a moment, and then asked, "Women come to visit me every month. Do you know this?"
"Nonsense, of course I know!" Zhang Tiezhu said angrily.
He has never eaten pork, but has he never seen a pig running?
"Well... female ghosts don't have aunties. I can say that I have no days off for a month, three times a day, 90 times a month!"
Li Changxuan turned pale and said sadly: "Do you know how terrible it is for a man in his 40s to do it 90 times a month?!"
"Uh... this... I really don't know!" Zhang Tiezhu was shocked.
Although he is not 40 years old, he has never experienced 90 times a month!
But it’s scary to hear it!
Gives him the creeps...
"My dear mother... she's going to kill me!!" Li Changqian cried like a ghost and howled like a wolf.
During these days, he was really desperate for life and desperate for death... He felt top-heavy every day, and a ghost pressed his bed every night!
Fortunately, Nie Caichen's stay at Lanruo Temple was short, otherwise his legs would have been weak when he escaped... Zhang Tiezhu patted Li Changxuan on the shoulder and comforted him: "Think about it from another perspective, you are also a man, over 40.
I'm old and can still do it 90 times a month!"
Li Changxuan: "..."
In this regard, Li Changxuan is definitely something to be proud of!
Generally men in their 40s can’t do it at all!
Let alone those in their 40s, those in their 20s may not be as brave as him!
But this is not the day Li Changxuan wanted...
"Tiezhu, brother Tiezhu, please help me, save me..." Li Changxuan cried.
"Why would you give up on such a happy life?" Zhang Tiezhu scratched his head.
In fact, Zhang Tiezhu's understanding of ghosts and immortals has always stayed with...Miao Fu, Wu Xiaocui, and the lame old ghost.
When they met Zhang Tiezhu, they all had to be respectful and honest, wash their clothes and cook, wash their feet and pinch their legs!
Why is Li Changxuan in such pain?
Isn't Li Changxun happy to have a wife who is not a aunt but has a flexible body?
"How happy is this? Life is worse than death..." Li Changxuan said heartbrokenly: "If this continues, I will be exhausted and die!"
"Then you won't refuse?"
Li Changxuan: "..."
"Brother, did I refuse? Are they willing to let me go?!" Li Changxuan said sadly: "I have suffered so much day and night... It's useless if I refuse!"
"I even thought about committing suicide... But the problem is, even if I become a ghost, they won't let me go!"
"Brother Tiezhu, do you know how painful I am?!"
"..."
"I understand..." Zhang Tiezhu nodded expressionlessly.
He is just an old virgin, how does he know that he feels like 90 times a month?
But looking at Li Changxuan's pale and weak look, Zhang Tiezhu could probably guess how painful he was!
"Brother Tiezhu, please help me, save me!" Li Changxuan cried bitterly.
"Uh...how can I help you?" Zhang Tiezhu asked in confusion.
"Help me destroy them!"
"Who to destroy?"
"Master Du San, Xiao Cui and other ghosts!" Li Changxuan said through gritted teeth.
Normally he would never dare to think about such a thing...
There is no way, ghosts can understand people's minds, and many ghosts and immortals with some knowledge can see through the minds of ordinary people at a glance.
Wu Xiaocui also has this ability.
Zhang Tiezhu went to Li Changxuan's house to see something, and after being possessed by the bearded ghost Du Sanye, he could directly tell Zhang Tiezhu's purpose of going. This was the reason.
"Go away, I won't help." Zhang Tiezhu yawned and decisively refused.
"Huh???" Li Changxuan was stunned. How could Zhang Tiezhu refuse so decisively?
"Why...why?"
If Zhang Tiezhu refuses to help, what should Li Changxuan do?
There are not many great immortals in the entire forest who have the ability to resolve this matter!
Although this guy Zhang Tiezhu is young and tough... but he can make even Du Sanye and Xiao Cui feel intimidated, which is enough to show that Zhang Tiezhu is not simple!
As for leaving Wudaogou and finding capable people to help...then don't dream about it.
The ghosts and immortals in his house would never let him leave alive.
"You think I don't know?" Zhang Tiezhu spread his hands and said calmly: "Killing a ghost is a heavier crime than killing a person... This matter has nothing to do with me, what do I care about."
Zhang Tiezhu and Li Changxuan were not familiar with each other, so it would have been better if she didn't cause trouble for him about what happened back then.
In the end, Li Changxuan asked him to do this. Can he help?
"Then...then you were dealing with Xiaocui just now!" Li Changxuan said in shock.
"Nonsense, she scared me, this revenge must be avenged!" Zhang Tiezhu said fiercely.
"Brother, just help me deal with it by the way!" Li Changxuan said with a sad face.
"No help, no help... stop nagging, I'm going to bed."
After listening to the gossip stories, Zhang Tiezhu also planned to have a good sleep.
Zhang Tiezhu will definitely avenge his feud with Xiao Cui and vent his anger on the female ghost by beating her up and down.
Let’s forget about Li Changxuan’s family affairs.
Lao Wangtou had told him before that the affairs of Li Changxuan's family were very complicated.
Zhang Tiezhu was not interested in agreeing to anything...