"Hiccup... What's going on in your body?" Zhang Tiezhu burped and searched his eyes.
"That's right." Huang Tianxiang nodded: "Last time when I fought against the bearded ghost Xiao Du and the others, I felt that there was something wrong in your body. I blessed your eyes with evil spirit to help you open them, but you were repelled.
However, the repulsion is not under your control, but is an instinctive repulsion, so it is not serious... But it also cost me a lot of Taoxing, so the fight will be so difficult, otherwise it will be like Xiao Du's
Damn it, I can beat them all over the floor with just one hand!"
"Uh...is this happening?" Zhang Tiezhu was stunned.
"Of course..." Huang Tianxiang nodded repeatedly and made an excuse for himself.
You can't say that you're not strong enough, so you can't beat the Bearded Ghosts and the others, right?
"I mean, can you really defeat them with one hand?" Zhang Tiezhu wondered.
"...Yes!" Huang Tianxiang said expressionlessly: "Stop nagging, stand up, and let me see what's going on in your body!"
"Uh... okay." Zhang Tiezhu stood up dizzy.
Huang Tianxiang shook his head violently to let the alcohol dissipate.
Wu Xiaocui and Miao Fu looked at each other. Huang Tianxiang, an immortal master, finally discovered that Zhang Tiezhu had a Tao in his body... It was not easy!
They were all worried that Zhang Tiezhu had gone crazy, but they didn't dare to say anything because these two guys didn't have a fuel-efficient lamp.
"Ah... Hudi Ma, don't move!"
Huang Tianxiang shouted softly, formed a seal with his right paw, murmured a spell, and then reached out and slapped Zhang Tiezhu's dantian!
"Fuck, please be gentle, I want to vomit..." Zhang Tiezhu cursed.
Huang Tianxiang: "..."
Tiger Brother Ma just ate and drank, and his stomach was very bloated. Huang Tianxiang almost slapped all the food out with his palm!
"You hold it in..." Huang Tianxiang didn't dare to provoke Tiger Brother Ma at this time. There's nothing he wouldn't dare to do with this bold guy!
Huang Tianxiang was very worried. If Zhang Tiezhu rushed towards its face and sprayed out, and he couldn't move when he was exerting his power, wouldn't that be terrible?!
Therefore, you must not provoke Zhang Tiezhu now!!
Absolutely not!!
Zhang Tiezhu yawned and felt warm in his belly. Huang Tianxiang's paws were like a warm baby. He felt very comfortable. A warm current traveled along Zhang Tiezhu's belly and spread all over his body.
Just after drinking wine, it feels like taking a hot bath...
"Comfort... Lao Huang, heat it up more!" Zhang Tiezhu groaned in comfort with a slight sweat on his forehead.
Huang Tianxiang: "..."
If I weren't afraid that you would spit in my face, I would bite your butt twice.
"Don't be pushy, just meditate!" Huang Tianxiang reminded with a darkened face.
"Uh... I feel so good, I can't calm down!" Zhang Tiezhu said with a mean look on his face.
Huang Tianxiang's face twitched, and Tiger Brother Ma drank too much. It's over... If Tiger Brother Ma saw the headless ghost king at this time, he would definitely dare to go over and pick his nipples.
Wu Xiaocui and Miao Fu stood aside, looking at Huang Tianxiang with sympathy... Brother Huang is in trouble!
It’s hard to be an old fairy!
It’s even more difficult to be Zhang Tiezhu’s old immortal!
Huang Tianxiang had no intention of arguing with Zhang Tiezhu. He knew best what this tiger thing was.
"Ah...!" Huang Tianxiang continued to pour Daoxing into Zhang Tiezhu's body, and then his expression froze. After pouring in a large amount of Daoxing, Zhang Tiezhu's Dantian finally responded.
A powerful aura began to echo Huang Tianxiang...
"What the hell...what's going on?" Huang Tianxiang's face changed drastically. The Taoist spirit in this tiger brother horse was actually as good as it!!
If he were not Zhang Tiezhu's immortal master and had possessed Zhang Tiezhu many times, it would naturally fit in with the Taoist behavior in his brother Ma's body.
If the Tao Xing in the body of Tiger Brother Ma is not good enough, he will attack him rashly!
"Hiccup...Old Huang, what's wrong?" Zhang Tiezhu said with a confused look on his face. Seeing Huang Tianxiang's serious expression, he couldn't help but want to laugh.
Have you ever seen a weasel with a big mouth and wide-eyed eyes?
Don’t doubt it, it’s right in front of you!
"Hudi Ma... you... what have you been doing recently?!" Huang Tianxiang stumbled, looking at Zhang Tiezhu's silly big face with a confused look on his face.
"Uh..." Zhang Tiezhu scratched his head and his face turned dark when he touched the thick bandage: "Fuck you, I won't tell you!"
Huang Tianxiang: "..."
Huang Tianxiang gave a soft drink, he retracted his claws, exhaled, and looked at Zhang Tiezhu with angry and frightened eyes.
I'm angry because Tiger Brother Ma is such a brat. After drinking, he seems to be even more of a bastard than before!
I'm surprised because... the Tao Xing in Hudi Ma's body is almost the same as it!
How many years have you been practicing?
Where is Tiger's brother Ma?
It's not even the 15th of the first lunar month yet. It's been less than half a month since Hudi Ma got the technique. How could he be so powerful?
Could it be that... Tiger Brother Ma has gone crazy?
Generally those who become obsessed with cultivation are faster!
No, the chances of Tiger's younger brother Ma's IQ going crazy are equal to Fairy Chang'e falling in love with Bajie, a toad marrying Snow White, or an ant killing an elephant in a duel... These are all impossible things!
"Hu brother Ma, please tell me honestly, what have you been doing recently?" Huang Tianxiang asked worriedly.
At this rate, Zhang Tiezhu will be able to fight his grandma in half a year... Is this normal?
Cultivation is done step by step, steadily.
And Zhang Tiezhu is flying on a gas tank now...it's so fast, and it's going to explode at any time!
"Fuck you, you want to listen to my jokes, no way...Old man, why does my sister Xiaoyue have such a wicked grandma? It's unreasonable, it's unreasonable!!" Zhang Tiezhu lost control of his emotions. By the way,
He burped.
Huang Tianxiang: "..."
"What's going on with Wu Yanhun and Miao Xiaogui these two?" Huang Tianxiang looked at Wu Xiaocui and Miao Fu with a confused look on his face.
"Uh... I don't know." Wu Xiaocui shook her head repeatedly.
"I don't know either, Mr. Huang." Miao Fu said weakly.
"Zhu Zhu has been pretty normal recently. Even when I came back today, he kept mumbling about Lao Bing Deng, and I didn't know who he was talking about." Wu Xiaocui said weakly.
"Wu Yanhun, is that what you call me Lao Pi Deng? Ah!" When Zhang Tiezhu heard the words "Lao Pi Deng", he immediately thought of Grandma Liu Yue and fell out on the spot.
"...You screamed, you screamed!" Wu Xiaocui sighed.
Zhang Tiezhu drank too much and refused to recognize his relatives. He dared to grab Huang Tianxiang and tell him to believe in science...
"Oh... Hu Di Ma, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me." Huang Tianxiang sighed and shook his head, very worried about Hu Di Ma's condition.
"Stop nagging, Old Huang, come and have a drink..." Zhang Tiezhu pulled Huang Tianxiang, intending not to return until he got drunk.