"You... okay." Huang Tianxiang sighed. He wanted to try and continue to make Tiger Brother Ma Dian drink. Can the other party tell the truth after drinking?
"Tiger brother Ma, drink!"
"Old Huang, drink!"
"..."
It's been a long time since Zhang Tiezhu drank so happily. In the restaurant in Yishi, the losers Lao Wangtou, Lao Peitou, and Pi Qiang couldn't drink him.
Even if I am enjoying drinking with Huang Tianxiang now!
"Old Huang, I can't tell, you are quite good at drinking...burp."
"That's... don't even look at who I am? Let me tell you, when it comes to drinking, if I dare to recognize the second child, no one dares to recognize the boss!" Huang Tianxiang clapped his chest and drank again.
Hu Dima’s drinking capacity is not average!
Even Huang Xian can give him too much!
"Old Huang, stop bragging...I'm telling you, if you dare to be the second child, I will be the boss!"
"Yeah, it's a tiger-beating thing. Let's drink and see who's better!"
"..."
Zhang Tiezhu and Huang Tianxiang drank from large bowls and drank happily.
Wu Xiaocui and Miao Fu looked at each other. If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, even if they were both ghosts, they would never believe this scene!
6pm...
"It's not a sin for a man to cry..." Zhang Tiezhu wailed, successfully disgusting Wu Xiaocui and Miao Fu. Only Huang Tianxiang was still present, and he clapped his hands repeatedly after drinking too much.
"Hudi Ma, you are so awesome, you are possessed by the God of Song!!"
"Aha, give me a glass of forgetful water!!"
"..."
...
"If I don't shed tears for one night..."
Next door, the widow's house.
"Sister, don't stop me. This guy drank too much. I'm going to knock him out. I really can't stand it anymore..."
"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble..."
"No, no, his singing is even worse than mourning. Everyone says that Hei Wuchang's singing is ugly... Zhang Biaozi is the best in the world!!"
Widow Wang: “…”
...
8pm.
"Brother Hu, Ma, don't mention it. Alas... Brother Huang, your life is miserable. The boss is not young anymore, and he has a very senior position. You don't know. It's too miserable." Huang Tianxiang sighed sadly, talking to Brother Hu.
The horse drank from the table and vomited bitter water.
"Isn't that a good thing if you have higher seniority? Hiccup...everyone who sees you has to call you uncle." Zhang Tiezhu said in confusion, his face as red as a monkey's butt.
"What a fart... Let me tell you this, I can't find any women of the same generation as me. Do you think it's hard?"
"Uh... is it because you are ugly?" Zhang Tiezhu scratched his head.
"......no."
"Is that because you are poor?"
"…Nor!"
"What's that for?" Zhang Tiezhu wondered. He's not ugly and not poor, so why can't he find his mother-in-law?
"I know, you must have a bad reputation!"
"...No matter how bad my reputation is, how can I be worse than you?!" Huang Tianxiang cursed, burped, and sighed: "To tell you the truth, people of the same generation as me think that I am of low moral character.
...They basically look down on me..."
"Uh...that's it." Zhang Tiezhu nodded. He thought for a moment, that's not right.
There are so many Huang Xian, plus Huang Tianxiang has a background, in Zhang Tiezhu's eyes Huang Tianxiang is a proper second-generation official!
He's the stupid son of a landlord!
Isn't there a Huangxian who likes it?
"There isn't one?" Zhang Tiezhu asked out of curiosity.
"No, alas... If you have to look for it among your peers, you can actually find it. After all, I am awesome, but I don't want to!" Huang Tianxiang sighed.
"Why?"
"Afraid of domestic violence!"
"Uh... I really didn't expect that you are such a yellow fairy!" Zhang Tiezhu stared at Huang Tianxiang with a look of disgust on his face.
Domestic violence men are the most disgusting. Although Zhang Tiezhu is a bastard, he never hits women...except for the fifth wife.
"Fuck you, who can I hit with my little skills? Who can I hit?!" Upon hearing this, Huang Tianxiang immediately became anxious.
"Uh...that's it?"
"I'm afraid that I will be domestically abused. You don't know, Hu brother Ma, ah..." Huang Tianxiang sighed, with a sad look on his face, and his face was full of stories.
"Have you ever been beaten by a bitch? Hiccup..." Zhang Tiezhu asked stupidly.
"I have been beaten before, but I, Huang Tianxiang, am naturally not a vegetarian. If they dare to beat me, they will pay a heavy price!" Huang Tianxiang gritted his teeth.
"What price?"
"If they hit me, I will scold them. After all, I, Huang Tianxiang, am not someone to be bullied!" Huang Tianxiang said confidently.
Zhang Tiezhu: "?????"
"Why can't I react?" Zhang Tiezhu scratched his head. He drank too much and felt that his mind was confused and his reactions were not that bright.
It feels like Huang Tianxiang is suffering from both inside and outside!
How could it be so confident?
"Sigh... don't talk about this, Tiger Brother Ma. Let's talk about you. Who is the old guy?" Huang Tianxiang sighed, he was really drunk.
If someone didn't pay attention and didn't use magic power to relieve the alcohol, he would become confused.
"That old pimp Deng, she is my sister Xiaoyue's grandmother. It turns out that this old pimp Deng is so bad. She beat us up and wanted to break up my sister Xiaoyue and me. Look at my head, she was the one who hit her.
, you tell me whether she is bad or not!" Zhang Tiezhu said sadly: "If I hadn't been handsome, my face would have been ruined!"
"Uh... you're handsome?"
"Am I not handsome?" Zhang Tiezhu unconsciously took out the copper coin sword.
Even if he is drunk, he must maintain his appearance!
"Handsome... so handsome that you have no friends. No one in Wudaogou is as handsome as you!" Huang Tianxiang said unconscionably with an expressionless face.
"Hehehe...he's so handsome!"
"..."
11pm.
Huang Tianxiang finally knows Zhang Tiezhu's recent experience. This kid is totally innocent!
He was just photographed by Grandma Liu Yue with a shovel, that's all.
"Damn it, forget it... let's go, let's talk about it later..." Huang Tianxiang burped and left in the form of green mist.
Zhang Tiezhu was so drunk that he lay on the kang, rode on a quilt, and fell asleep...
In fact, normally speaking, Zhang Tiezhu's drinking capacity is not that good. The reason why he is able to drink better is because of his practicing skills.
Unconsciously, he helped Zhang Tiezhu resolve the alcoholism...
...
Outside the house, on the roof of Zhang Tiezhu's house.
Seeing Huang Tianxiang turn into green mist and leave, Mrs. Yan smiled bitterly and said: "Your grandson is so talented!"
"Sigh... I don't know who to follow..." Zhang Youde sighed.
At this time, a female figure appeared in front of Zhang Youde and Mrs. Yan. She was dressed in a white dress and filled with evil spirit.