"Why are you so angry?" Widow Wang asked in surprise.
Zhang Youde took a breath and asked in a deep voice: "What happened at that time? Tell me from the beginning..."
Widow Wang opened her mouth and told the story of how Zhang Tiezhu joined the Night Watch.
It can be said that all kinds of deception and abduction methods were used, and Zhang Tiezhu's IQ was simply unable to react.
"Damn..." Zhang Youde gritted his teeth.
"They didn't give you your grandson's money, so I didn't tell you. What's the matter? Is there something hidden?" Widow Wang said in surprise.
Zhang Youde paused for a while, exhaled, and said in a deep voice: "Nothing, I'm leaving..."
After saying that, Zhang Youde fled far away.
Widow Wang was stunned for a while, then she shook her head and smiled bitterly, and left the underworld.
As long as Zhang Tiezhu doesn't die, other things are not important to her.
...
Yangjian.
Zhang Tiezhu's family.
"Master, grandma, my tiger brother Ma is not here physically..." Huang Tianxiang said speechlessly.
After leaving the underworld, Mr. Huang took Zhang Tiezhu directly back to his house. When he arrived at the house, he found that it was quiet inside.
Not even a ghost!
Mr. Huang San: "..."
"Send him to find his physical body." Mr. Huang San said calmly, turned around and planned to leave.
Mrs. Huang Santai smiled bitterly and planned to leave.
"Wait... Mr. Huang, Huang Nai, my Yang Shou, what should I do with Yang Shou!" Zhang Tiezhu said anxiously.
Lao Huang's grandfather and grandma, his name is Mr. Huang, and Nai Huang is correct.
"Your Yang Shou... don't worry, you can't throw it away." Huang San Taipa paused and said calmly.
Hearing what the other party said, Zhang Tiezhu breathed a sigh of relief. That's three years of life!
How many three years can there be in life?!
Mr. Huang San took steps to leave again.
Zhang Tiezhu spoke again: "Master Huang, can Wu Xiaocui's punishment be lighter? Is there any way?!"
"...Let's see later." Mr. Huang San stopped again and said calmly. After that, he planned to leave again.
"Wait... Mr. Huang, who is Zhang Liyang?" Zhang Tiezhu asked again.
"Your grandpa, get out!" Mr. Huang San scolded angrily. He had been stopped three times.
Isn’t this guy going to say it all in one breath?
After saying that, Master Huang San turned into green mist and disappeared.
Huang Santai smiled bitterly, turned into green mist and disappeared.
"Why are you scolding... If you don't tell me, don't tell me." Zhang Tiezhu curled his lips and looked to Huang Tianxiang: "Right, Lao Huang."
Huang Tianxiang: "..."
"Go away, you idiot!" Huang Tianxiang was so angry that he pointed at Zhang Tiezhu's nose and yelled.
"You bastard, you started causing trouble as soon as you arrived in the underworld. I thought you would cause trouble, but you actually beat up a group of underworld soldiers. You're crazy!"
Zhang Tiezhu: "..."
"Damn it, those guys bullied me first!" Zhang Tiezhu bared his teeth.
"You idiot, do you think I don't know what you are doing? Ah!" Huang Tianxiang cursed and kicked Zhang Tiezhu's feet angrily.
Zhang Tiezhu rubbed his buttocks and cursed, but didn't do anything.
If Lao Huang hadn't arrived in time this time, his life might have been ruined.
At this time, the sun sets in the west and the evening sets...
It took Zhang Tiezhu a day and a half to go to the underworld.
"Let's go, I'll take you back to your physical body." Huang Tianxiang curled his lips.
"Okay." Zhang Tiezhu nodded.
Zhang Tiezhu and Huang Tianxiang floated away from the room, flying away gradually under the dumbfounded eyes of the little black dog...
...
Lao Wangtou's family.
Zhang Tiezhu's body was lying on the red paper, his face was sallow, he looked malnourished, and he was motionless.
Lao Wangtou set up a table next to Zhang Tiezhu and was making dumplings... stuffed with pork and green onions.
"Be brave, get up and eat something. Our family is having dumplings tonight. They are thin in skin and big in filling, and they taste great..."
"What?"
"You said you don't want to eat and want to lose weight?"
"Hey, why are you trying so hard to lose weight? Look at this little yellow face. It makes me feel bad when I see it. Forget it... Just keep on losing weight. I'll eat while you watch."
"..."
Lao Wangtou had a mean smile on his face, while making dumplings he winked at Zhang Tiezhu's body.
He didn't know that something happened to Zhang Tiezhu in the underworld, and neither did the immortals in Lao Wangtou's family.
Lao Wangtou was very happy for the past day and a half. He ate several big meals and sipped a few sips of wine next to Zhang Tiezhu. He was very happy...
All the immortals in Lao Wangtou's family were speechless when they saw it. They are so old and still so unformed.
"Oh... how brave you are, I feel like eating my elbow. Why don't you get up and give us a fight?" Old Wangtou smiled mischievously, and suddenly felt a sinister wind blowing in front of his face.
He scratched his head without thinking much, and then used words to stimulate Zhang Tiezhu.
At this time, Zhang Tiezhu and Huang Tianxiang had already entered the room.
Zhang Tiezhu grinned angrily, and Lao Wangtou was making dumplings next to his body. Is this too much?
If he knew that Lao Wangtou put a bowl of noodles on Zhang Tiezhu's head this morning and accidentally spilled some soup... I guess the first thing he did when he woke up was play with Lao Wangtou.
"I'm here..." Zhang Tiezhu grinded his teeth and said, trying to scare Lao Wangtou.
"Stop being so pushy, hurry in..." Huang Tianxiang urged.
Lamp oil is very precious, and Huang Tianxiang felt very distressed if Zhang Tiezhu stayed outside for a while.
"Okay." Zhang Tiezhu glared at Lao Wangtou fiercely, and his soul possessed his body.
Huang Tianxiang breathed out, made hand gestures, and muttered...
The burning copper oil lamp gradually went out, and Zhang Tiezhu's eyelids moved.
All the immortals from Lao Wangtou's family were enjoying themselves and planned to watch the show later.
"How dare you, tell me...why are you so unlucky?" Lao Wangtou said with a smile: "It's not as delicious as dumplings, and it's not as fun as my sister-in-law..."
The next moment, Zhang Tiezhu sat up straight from the red paper, turned to look at Old Wangtou, and sneered: "Are you interested in playing with Old Peitou's wife?"
Lao Wangtou: "??????"
"Fuck...!" Lao Wangtou was startled. He leaned back and fell to the ground, grinning in pain.
Zhang Tiezhu, this bastard, was just as frightened as a fake corpse.
"Huhuhu...why are you awake?" Lao Wang slumped on the ground, constantly stroking his chest and breathing heavily.
"Hehehe... I heard you say you wanted to play with Lao Peitou's wife, and I woke up." Zhang Tiezhu said with a mean smile.
Lao Wangtou: "..."
"Zhang DaDa, you can eat randomly, but you can't talk nonsense. Be careful, I will sue you for slander!"
"Hehehe...I will tell only Lao Pei, and I won't tell anyone else, don't worry!"
"Fuck you!"
"Stop being so pushy, I'm hungry. Hurry up and make some dumplings. There are also elbows. I want to eat the fucking elbows..."
Lao Wangtou: "...Okay!"
Old Wangtou gritted his teeth and ran to do as he was told. He was really worried that Zhang Tiezhu would talk nonsense to Old Peitou.
"Damn..." Zhang Tiezhu shook his neck, feeling that... something was missing.