"I'm so damn hungry." Zhang Tiezhu covered his growling stomach and shouted: "Old Wangtou, you are so embarrassed..."
"Hurry, hurry, hurry... what the hell!" Lao Wangtou cursed. He never expected that Zhang Tiezhu would wake up so quickly.
As for what happened to Zhang Tiezhu in the underworld under the Eight Diagrams, Lao Wang was not in a hurry and Zhang Tiezhu would tell it himself when they had dinner.
"It's weird, it feels like something is missing?" Zhang Tiezhu muttered.
But because his body had not eaten or drank for nearly two days, Zhang Tiezhu was so upset that he simply didn't think about it.
Huang Tianxiang appeared, it looked at Zhang Tiezhu, nodded, there was no problem with the fusion of body and soul, so it planned to leave.
"Tiger Brother Ma, I'm gone... I'll get two little hens to honor me later."
Huang Tianxiang put away the copper oil lamp and disappeared into green mist.
"Okay." Zhang Tiezhu curled his lips. Thanks to Lao Huang this time, otherwise he would have easily died in the underworld.
At the same time, Zhang Tiezhu was still wondering why the handsome guy named Zhang Liyang went to the Judge's Hall.
Moreover, he was very curious about what Zhang Liyang looked like and how handsome he was?
How could he be so obsessed with Mrs. Yan?
"Wu Xiaocui will have to be imprisoned in prison from now on. Forget it, as long as he's not in hell... Let Lao Huang smooth things over after that." Zhang Tiezhu muttered, ran to turn on Lao Wang's TV, and turned on the TV from the table
He picked up an apple and gnawed it.
Hell Prison is not bad, the ghosts there are very nice, and all of them are cultural ghosts. Zhang Tiezhu likes it very much.
"Since Lao Huang and his grandfather said that he is fine, it must be reliable..." Zhang Tiezhu watched with interest, and began to think about it unconsciously.
This feeling is very strange. Zhang Tiezhu rarely had this happen before. After all...he used to be a reckless man who didn't like to use his brain.
The immortals from Lao Wangtou's family looked at each other and dispersed one after another. Since Zhang Tiezhu was back safely, there was no need for them to guard him.
Lao Wangtou is still very good at cooking dumplings. After cooking a pot of dumplings, he quickly went to buy Zhang Tiezhu elbows.
Zhang Tiezhu ate a plate of dumplings first, then took a bite and was barely three-quarters full.
It's getting dark, and at night...
Smoked elbow scallops, smoked dried tofu, peanuts, pickles and thin-skinned pork and green onion stuffed dumplings, Zhang Tiezhu and Lao Wang drank wine and sang together, the geometry of life.
"Old Wang, your skills have improved..." Zhang Tiezhu devoured his food and couldn't help but give a thumbs up.
"It's okay, it's okay...so-so." Lao Wangtou smiled proudly and took a sip.
"Maybe I'm so hungry that everything I eat tastes delicious." Zhang Tiezhu burped and decided to start drinking.
"Damn it, you kid won't praise me!" Lao Wangtou cursed.
Zhang Tiezhu swallowed two pieces of elbow meat in one gulp, picked up the wine glass and said, "Come on, Lao Wang, let's go one."
Lao Wangtou: "...I don't drink well."
"grass!"
"..."
Sure enough, just as Lao Wangtou expected, Zhang Tiezhu himself started chattering after a while, bragging about all the evil deeds he had done in the underworld.
"Tell you, Lao Wang, brother, I fought hundreds of Yin soldiers alone in the underworld. I single-handedly turned the people they killed on their backs, leaving no trace of armor behind. Blood flowed into rivers, corpses were everywhere, and my face was full of teeth...
.If Lao Huang hadn’t brought his grandpa and grandma to stop me, I would have destroyed the hell for him, do you believe it?” Zhang Tiezhu burped from the wine, which was very refreshing.
Lao Wangtou: "..."
I believe you as a ghost!
"Keep talking." Lao Wangtou still wanted to continue listening.
Although Zhang Tiezhu's words are full of lies, we have to admit that he is a reckless man, and it is normal for him to cause trouble in the underworld.
"Hiccup, it's nothing. I just beat the judge violently and made him docile. Then Cui Jue came out to see me. Cui Jue, do you know who he is?"
"I know, go on..."
"Nothing, let's all chat together and I'll be back..."
"..."
Dumplings were paired with wine, and the more they drank, the better. Zhang Tiezhu had no intention of drinking Lao Wangtou that night, and drank a little too much himself.
He was so angry in the underworld that he was beaten wildly and thrown into prison, almost losing his life.
Can he tell the truth about these shameful and glorious deeds?
So Zhang Tiezhu, who felt ashamed, drank a little too much, and he secretly swore in his heart that he would practice hard and go to the underworld to avenge his shame!
Hang that bastard Han Liang up and beat him eight hundred times, then deep-fry him in a frying pan until both sides are golden and feed him to the little black dog!
After staying at Lao Wangtou's house until almost 10 o'clock in the evening, Zhang Tiezhu left drunkenly, took a car and went straight to Nanshan Baolizi.
When I got home, the little black dog kept barking "Wang" and "Wang"...
Sticking out his tongue, he looked at Zhang Tiezhu pitifully.
"You damn dog, you still dare to bite me?" Zhang Tiezhu bared his teeth, making the little black dog tremble in fear.
Zhang Tiezhu is not here, Miao Fu is not here, and the little black dog has not eaten for two days and two nights.
When I entered the house, I felt it was a little cold and different from usual.
"Miao Fu, I fucked your father, where are you?!" Zhang Tiezhu cursed, and then he was suddenly stunned.
yes!
Finally know what is missing!
Miao Xiaogui is lost!
Zhang Tiezhu was captured in the underworld, and Miao Fu quietly left to report to Lao Huang, but he disappeared after that.
"Fuck..." Zhang Tiezhu was shocked, and he suddenly sobered up from the alcohol.
We can't live without Miao Fu for a day now!
Without saying a word, Zhang Tiezhu immediately went to offer incense and called Huang Tianxiang.
If the imperial chef is lost, doesn’t that mean the sky is falling?
"Old Huang, Lao Huang, come quickly..."
"..."
After a while, Huang Tianxiang turned into green mist and floated into the house, his face as black as the bottom of a pot.
"Hudi Ma, what are you doing in the middle of the night?!"
Because of Zhang Tiezhu's incident, Huang Tianxiang was tortured for several days and finally managed to have a good rest. However, as soon as he lay down, Zhang Tiezhu's trouble came again.
"Old Huang, Miao Fu is lost!" Zhang Tiezhu said hurriedly.
"What the hell? What about Little Ghost Miao?" Huang Tianxiang was also stunned when he heard this.
"I don't know. I haven't seen him since the underworld was separated." Zhang Tiezhu said with a confused look on his face.
When Zhang Tiezhu was taken to prison, how did he know where Miao Fu had gone?
"Okay... OK, I'll go back and look for it." Huang Tianxiang touched his chin and nodded.
"Okay, I'm going to sleep, you can go." Zhang Tiezhu yawned and waved.
Huang Tianxiang: "..."
"I fucked your grandpa!" Huang Tianxiang was furious, went up and gave Zhang Tiezhu a flying kick, and disappeared into green mist.
"Old Huang, you bastard, don't run away..." Zhang Tiezhu rubbed his butt and stood up, grinning in pain.
Zhang Tiezhu was very sleepy, tired and confused. He really wanted to fall asleep now, but he couldn't... sleeping on a cool bed would cause illness.
Zhang Tiezhu resisted his sleepiness, went to the courtyard, grabbed a handful of firewood, lit the kang, and then fell asleep peacefully.
Fortunately, the New Year is over and the weather is getting warmer, otherwise the stove would have to be lit...