"I...I was wronged!" Zhang Tiezhu looked innocent, but he didn't expect that the girl in the white skirt would come to frame him just after fighting off the red-eyed zombie.
"What are you wronging? Why did she wear your clothes? What did you do in the cellar?!" Bai Mei gritted her teeth.
Zhang Tiezhu, this deceitful and stupid roe deer, has less than a month left to protect him. As a result, he will provoke a red-eyed zombie at this time. Who else can not be angry?!
Bai Mei was always at home. After Xiaocui escaped, Wu Rongrong went home immediately and told her about Zhang Tiezhu's almost being burned to death. Bai Mei immediately changed her face and immediately found Zhang Tiezhu and followed him quietly. She was worried that something would happen to this kid again, so she followed him.
Zhang Tiezhu arrived at Diaogou.
Zhang Tiezhu entered the cellar. Bai Mei was outside and didn't know what was going on inside. Then he saw a red-eyed zombie popping out of the cellar. All Zhang Tiezhu was wearing was a pair of red pants...
If Zhang Tiezhu didn't do anything in the cellar, he wouldn't believe it even if he beat Bai Mei to death.
"There was a big coffin in the cellar. The woman was lying naked in the coffin. The woman opened her eyes and asked me to kiss her. I refused. Then she grabbed my hand, pulled me into the coffin and kissed me forcefully.
, I resisted desperately, but I wasn’t as strong as she was... Then she took off my clothes, maybe because I didn’t kiss her, so she got angry and pinched me until I almost died..."
Zhang Tiezhu looked at Bai Mei pitifully and said weakly: "This is the truth, do you believe it?!"
"...I don't believe it." Bai Mei said with a dark face and gritted her teeth: "Are you sure the woman wasn't wearing any clothes when you opened the coffin? You didn't strip her naked?!"
Zhang Tiezhu: "??????"
"My conscience, I, Zhang Tiezhu, have been honest and aboveboard in my life. How could I do such sneaky, dirty things?" Zhang Tiezhu said heartbrokenly.
After hearing Zhang Tiezhu's words, Bai Mei's eyes burst into flames. She really wanted to ask Zhang Tiezhu... what was going on when he peeked at her in the shower?!
"My eldest brother rarely swears by his conscience, believe him this time, sister." Zhang Tiexiu winked at Bai Mei.
Bai Mei: "..."
"Oh...that's it, let's go." Bai Mei sighed helplessly, turned around and left.
"Wait a minute, Sister Wang!" Zhang Tiezhu said hurriedly when he saw Bai Mei was leaving.
"What's the matter?" Bai Mei asked impatiently, but after she finished speaking, the corners of her eyes twitched.
Exposed!
"Hehehe... Sure enough, you are Widow Wang!" Zhang Tiezhu showed a mean smile.
He had previously suspected whether the girl in the white dress was Widow Wang, but he never had the chance to confirm it. He had been deceived by him just now, and look... the other party was indeed exposed.
He, the majestic Wudaogou Wine King, looked like a chicken in front of Widow Wang. At that time, Zhang Tiezhu had doubts about the other party's identity.
Sure enough, Zhang Tiezhu is still the wine king of Wudaogou, and Widow Wang is not a human at all, so the competition cannot count!
Zhang Tiexiu sighed and shook his head helplessly... Brother idiot, you finally understand.
Seeing Zhang Tiezhu's smug look, Widow Wang's face became even more gloomy, and she felt as if she had been tricked by a fool.
Exposure is not terrible. Zhang Tiezhu also knows his life experience anyway, so it will be exposed. However, this kind of exposure makes Bai Mei very unhappy.
"Hehehe...are you smiling happily? Xiaozhu." Bai Mei sneered.
"Hahaha... It's okay. After all, you are as witty as me. It's normal that you can't hide it from me. But I didn't expect it. Sister Wang, you are so awesome. You really deserve to be my neighbor. Sure enough...
..ah!!"
"Whoosh"
"Bang" "Bang" "Bang"......
Bai Mei shot out a piece of white silk from her sleeve, wrapped it around Zhang Tiezhu's neck three times, then pulled the opponent in front of her and slashed at Zhang Tiezhu.
"You little bastard, you are so playful and smiling every day. Besides getting into trouble, what else will you do? You dared to peek at me bathing before, so I wanted to beat you up!" Bai Mei started with no politeness and wanted to release all the resentment in her stomach.
"It's unfair...it's unfair. I accidentally turned around..." Zhang Tiezhu was beaten as hard as a piece of cake, and his nose and face suddenly became swollen.
Zhang Tiexiu's face twitched when he saw it, and he spread his hands helplessly: "You idiot brother, you deserve to be beaten..."
"Whoosh"
Another piece of white silk appeared and wrapped around Zhang Tiexiu's neck. Widow Wang pulled the little bald man over and beat him together, making them become brothers in distress.
"Don't hit me...I didn't peek at you taking a shower, I didn't..." Zhang Tiexiu was beaten to the point of being stunned. Is it illegal for him to spread his hands?!
Seeing Zhang's evil thief being beaten, Wu Po sighed in her heart about the retribution of karma... She will only be late, not absent!
Widow Wang fought for a full 10 minutes before she stopped...
"Xiao Zhuzhu, please don't compete with me in the future, do you understand?!" Widow Wang clapped her hands, left a message, and left with satisfaction.
"Ouch, it hurts me so much...Brother, I was implicated by you." Zhang Tiexiu rubbed his face and grimaced in pain.
"Damn it, I don't want to either..." Zhang Tiezhu was lying on the ground, and Widow Wang almost tore his bones apart.
"Alas...Brother, tell me, why are you spying on her bathing? Don't you know that widows are the most cautious?" Zhang Tiexiu sighed.
"...I didn't, I didn't look at anything, I just turned around, really!" Zhang Tiezhu said sadly.
"Forget it, don't explain, just leave it like this." Zhang Tiexiu sighed helplessly: "The beating is over anyway."
Zhang Tiezhu: "..."
"Brother, what are we going to do now?"
"Nonsense, of course we should take Liangzi back and let Lao Huang save him." Zhang Tiezhu rubbed his waist and stood up.
In fact, just now he wanted Widow Wang to rescue Lin Liang, but after thinking about it, he decided not to bother Widow Wang. After all, Widow Wang had a bad temper, and Lao Huang was one of his own and was not afraid of being troubled.
"Okay." Zhang Tiexiu also stood up.
Zhang Tiezhu carried Lin Liang on his shoulders, and Zhang Tiexiu kicked the fifth wife's butt hard to drive her forward.
At this time, a group of cowards approached in fear.
"Uncle, are you okay?"
"Uncle, are you injured?"
"..."
Seeing a group of cowards, Zhang Tiezhu gritted his teeth. It was because of helping them that he experienced an unimaginable scene in the cellar.
"You...sigh..." Zhang Tiezhu was about to get angry, but there were a group of poor children and ghosts opposite him, so he sighed.
I endured it.
Zhang Tiezhu's two major principles are not to hit women and not to hit children...if you can't help it, you can break the precept.
Zhang Tiexiu scratched his head. He had never seen these cowards before, and he didn't know why Zhang Tiezhu went down to the cellar.
When the fifth wife saw a group of familiar-looking little ghosts, she looked extremely ugly. These little ghosts were all killed by her before they were alive.
"What are you doing here?" Zhang Tiezhu asked. The look in the eyes of the group of brats at the Fifth Wife showed deep fear.
"Uncle, our bodies are still down there..." A baby-faced female ghost said pitifully.
Zhang Tiezhu: "..."
Because of the sudden appearance of the red-eyed zombie, Zhang Tiezhu forgot his original intention of going down to the cellar.