Didn't he go down to the cellar just to help these cowards find their bodies?
Because a red-eyed zombie suddenly popped up, Zhang Tiezhu was so upset that he forgot about it and lost his... virginity.
"Uncle, can you still go down?"
"Uncle, please..."
"uncle......"
"..."
A group of cowards spoke one after another and looked at Zhang Tiezhu pitifully.
Zhang Tiexiu scratched his head: "What's going on, brother?"
"Look at Xiao Wu, I'll go down to the cellar again." Zhang Tiezhu shook his head helplessly.
"Okay." Zhang Tiexiu nodded.
Because the house was destroyed, these cowards can now get close to the cellar.
Zhang Tiezhu breathed out, and before going down to the cellar, he issued a mission to his unlucky brother: "Before I come out, I must make Xiao Wu's life worse than death..."
After Zhang Tiezhu finished speaking, he jumped down into the cellar.
Fifth Wife: “??????”
"Ouch!" Zhang Tiexiu roared ferociously and beat his chest angrily. He immediately became violent and rode on the fifth wife to ravage her to death.
"Ah... don't fight, don't fight!" the fifth wife begged miserably for mercy. Falling into the hands of the evil thief named Zhang was the greatest misfortune in her life.
When a group of cowards saw the misery of the old witch who had killed them, they immediately clapped their hands and cheered for Zhang Tiexiu.
"Uncle, come on!"
"Bald uncle, kill this bad guy!"
"Uncle Bald, you are so awesome!"
"..."
After hearing the praises of a group of cowards, Zhang Tiexiu immediately used all his strength and exerted all his strength on the fifth wife.
"Xiaowu, try my best to grab the milk dragon's claw hand!!"
"ah......!"
...
Zhang Tiezhu jumped down to the cellar, but there was no impact on the battle above. The flashlight thrown down by Lin Liang was still on, and Zhang Tiezhu also saw the copper coin sword that was knocked away.
"Damn, I almost forgot the treasure..." Zhang Tiezhu picked up the copper coin sword and muttered.
After that, he shined his flashlight around and saw various human bones of different sizes everywhere, including skulls, ribs, thigh bones, hand bones, and leg bones...
"What a big pervert, no wonder Chastity is still there, who dares to want her like this..." Zhang Tiezhu cursed, the old thing like Fifth Wife was really damaged. He didn't need to think about it to know that the owner of these bones must have been stolen by Five Wife.
My mother-in-law killed me.
"I'll just be a good person again... No, I'm a fucking good person." Zhang Tiezhu muttered and started to gather the bones in the cellar together.
During this period, Zhang Tiezhu discovered that there was an inconspicuous black spot on all the skulls. He estimated that it should have been left by the fifth wife, who used witches' methods to keep the little devils away.
After tidying up for 20 minutes, Zhang Tiezhu gathered all the bones together. He looked up at the entrance of the cellar and shouted: "Tie Xiu, continue on top."
"Ah?!" Zhang Tiexiu was stunned above the cellar.
Then I saw a skull flying out of the cellar...
Zhang Tiexiu: "..."
Zhang Tiexiu waved his hand and immediately took the skull into his hand, but before he could rest for a while, he saw a thigh bone fly out from under the cellar.
Zhang Tiexiu's figure flashed, and he flexibly took the thigh bone into his hand, and saw two rows of ribs flying out from below...
Zhang Tiexiu: "..."
"Fuck, brother, throw it slower!" Zhang Tiexiu was speechless.
"Wait a minute, uncle, hurry up, it stinks down there!" Zhang Tiezhu's cursing voice came from below, and he threw one after another, very hard.
Zhang Tiexiu's face was ashen as he jumped here and there, holding various bones in his arms, just like performing a juggling act.
In less than 5 minutes, Zhang Tiezhu finally threw it cleanly. He exhaled and planned to go up...but suddenly found that it was easy for him to get down, but he couldn't jump up.
"What the hell...what the hell are we going to do?!" Zhang Tiezhu looked confused.
The depth of the cellar is nearly 20 meters. Zhang Tiezhu can use his true energy to jump up to 5 meters high with his legs. This is a far cry from jumping out of the cellar.
"Brother, come up here..." Zhang Tiexiu shouted from above the cellar.
"Tie Xiu, go and get a rope to pick me up, hurry up!" Zhang Tiezhu yelled.
"...Trash." Zhang Tiexiu said sadly. He kicked the half-shaped fifth wife, gritted his teeth and said, "Do you have a rope at home?"
"Yes!" Wu Po gritted her teeth and crawled to the warehouse that collapsed into ruins. She found a hemp rope inside and handed it to Zhang Tiexiu.
Zhang Tiexiu nodded with satisfaction, lowered the hemp rope into the cellar, and pulled Zhang Tiezhu out...
Seeing Zhang Tiezhu wearing a pair of red pants and being pulled out of the cellar by a hemp rope with both hands, Zhang Tiezhu was as happy as a flower.
"Laugh at your ancestors!" Zhang Tiezhu went up and slapped Zhang Tiexiu twice on the head: "Who did you call a loser just now?!"
"So you heard me." Zhang Tiexiu scratched his head in embarrassment.
"Nonsense, do you think I'm deaf? Ah!" Zhang Tiezhu said angrily. He was too lazy to talk to Zhang Tiexiu now. He looked at a group of cowards: "Your bodies are here, right?"
A group of cowards nodded and cast grateful glances at Zhang Tiezhu.
"Thank you, uncle."
"Uncle, you are such a good person."
"Uncle, if I can still be reincarnated, I will marry you in my next life."
"uncle......"
"..."
"You're welcome, it's a trivial matter." Zhang Tiezhu coughed dryly and turned slightly red. He looked very pleased with the baby-faced little girl who just said she wanted to marry him in the next life... This kid has a lot of vision and will definitely be successful in the next life!
"Do you need me to help you with anything else?" Zhang Tiezhu was very generous. These cowards talked nicely, so he planned to be a good person and do it to the end.
"Uncle...can you help us untie our body restraints?" A little male ghost said weakly.
"Uh...how do you explain it?" Zhang Tiezhu looked confused.
A group of cowards shook their heads. They could only move within a certain range around the corpse, and the fifth wife's house and cellar had been equipped with means, so they could not get close before and were forced to live as wandering ghosts nearby.
Zhang Tiezhu looked at the fifth wife, this old guy would definitely understand, but Zhang Tiezhu was worried about letting the fifth wife do things...
So, Zhang Tiezhu looked at his unlucky brother.
"Hey...what's the matter? Brother." Zhang Tiexiu grinned and made a scissor hand gesture.
Zhang Tiezhu: "..."
The unlucky brother is not reliable either, so forget it.
Zhang Tiezhu sighed and looked at the group of cowards: "You guys come with me, I'll find someone else to help you untie it."
These little brats are so cute, Zhang Tiezhu feels really sorry for not helping them... Of course, the main reason is that these cowards talk nicely.
"Uncle, you are so kind."
"Uncle, I will definitely repay you in my next life."
"Thank you, uncle..."
"..."
Zhang Tiezhu called a group of cowards to get into the trunk. He and Zhang Tiexiu loaded a bunch of bones into the trunk, and then stuffed Lin Liang into the trunk...
Let a group of cowards take care of him temporarily, otherwise Zhang Tiezhu, Lin Liang's good brother, would be really worried.