Zhang Tiezhu got up early and went out to prepare for the big offering.
Zhang Tiezhu has no regrets about the factory director. After all, it was the factory director who said that family matters are the most important.
Does inviting Huang Tianxiang to dinner count as a family affair?!
It definitely counts!
And it is a first-class family matter.
Roast chicken, eggs, pork head, carp, a bottle of white wine, cigarettes...incense burner bowl.
Zhang Tiezhu went to the "Jixiang Buddha Shop" again, and the fat lady was still in the shop.
"Brother, what do you want to buy?" The fat lady walked to the door to greet the guest enthusiastically, but then rubbed her eyes: "Is it you?"
"Uh... you still remember me?" Zhang Tiezhu thought to himself, this fat man has a really good memory, and he still remembers him after such a long time.
"Hahaha... It's hard to forget, the man who bought yellow grass incense and brought it home as an offering." The fat lady's attitude suddenly became much colder, and she emphasized the pronunciation of the word "man".
Zhang Tiezhu was somewhat embarrassed. After all, what happened last time was really embarrassing, but this time it was different... He had money in his pocket!
"What should I buy this time?" the fat lady said calmly.
"Cense burner bowl."
"How much does it cost?"
"The most expensive!" Zhang Tiezhu gritted his teeth, intending to wash away the stain from last time.
"The most expensive one?!" The fat lady was stunned: "Are you kidding me?!"
"No!" Zhang Tiezhu said firmly.
"Brother, come and take a look at the 680, the most expensive item in our store. It's made of pure copper. You can burn incense and make a wish!" The fat eldest sister burst into laughter and pulled Zhang Tiezhu away.
"???"
"How much?" Zhang Tiezhu was shocked.
"680."
"Change to a... cheaper one."
Fat eldest sister: "...Okay!"
He can only be handsome for three seconds!
680 is nearly one month’s salary of Zhang Tiezhu!
10 minutes later... Zhang Tiezhu left the Buddhist shop,
The final consumption was 38 yuan, which also included two packs of incense for 5 yuan each.
...
"Shame on you, shame on you!"
Zhang Tiezhu was extremely depressed, it was a shame to be thrown into his grandma's house.
It’s better not to act so cool in the first place!
Originally, spending money was an unhappy thing, but in the end, I lost someone...
"unlucky."
Zhang Tiezhu decided to speed up and went to the street market, bought roast chicken, carp, pork head meat, liquor and other items, and then ran home.
These things together are not light, but Zhang Tiezhu refused to take a taxi and insisted on relying on his legs!
When he arrived home, Zhang Tiezhu was panting from exhaustion.
"Didn't you buy some fruit?" Wu Xiaocui asked curiously.
"I didn't buy it, and he didn't say anything."
"Okay..." Wu Xiaocui said helplessly.
Normally, it is necessary to place a large fruit offering, but Huang Tianxiang did not mention it at the time.
Zhang Tiezhu still stuck Huang Tianxiang's bill on the mirror in the same way, but the incense burner bowl was replaced with a new one.
The cookie box...is containing Wu Xiaocui's ashes, she hasn't been laid off yet!
Zhang Tiezhu went to the kitchen and took out a torn plastic bag. It was full of millet, but it was very dirty... This was the last time Huang Tianxiang kicked the table and spilled the millet in the cookie box, but Zhang Tiezhu never threw it away.
Zhang Tiezhu poured the dirty millet into the incense burner bowl... He also smiled proudly: "Fortunately, I had the foresight."
"Zhuzi, that Huangxian followed you..." Wu Xiaocui shook her head and sighed: "What bad luck."
Zhang Tiezhu: "???"
...
At night, the full moon hangs high.
A table of large offerings has been prepared.
Liquor, cigarettes...are the cheapest.
The pork head meat, roast chicken and carp are also quite small, and the eggs are not big...only the steamed buns are big enough.
Zhang Tiezhu inserted 12 incense sticks on the brand new incense burner bowl.
"Brother Huang, come and eat, you're welcome." Zhang Tiezhu looked at Tang Dan cheerfully.
After a while, a gust of evil wind blew...
Under the moonlight, Huang Tianxiang stepped into the yard of Zhang Tiezhu's house.
The little black dog has become more honest and doesn't dare to bark this time.
Huang Tianxiang held his paws on his back, opened the door and walked into the house triumphantly: "Brother Ma, if you don't want to come to face the wind, prepare a pavilion for my old man to rest his horse, and burn the grass rolls for me."
Zhang Tiezhu turned to look at Huang Tianxiang and asked blankly: "What?"
Apart from knowing that grass rolls are cigarettes, Zhang Tiezhu couldn't understand a word of it!
Huang Tianxiang: "..."
I forgot...this brother doesn't understand anything.
Originally, Huang Tianxiang wanted to find the feeling of being an immortal master and being flattered by others, but he guessed that with Zhang Tiezhu... he would have no chance in this life.
"Yanhun, please explain." Huang Tianxiang looked at Wu Xiaocui.
"...I have a name. My name is Wu Xiaocui." Wu Xiaocui was not happy either. She opened her mouth and shut up to call her Yanhun... how unpleasant it sounded.
"Wu Xiaocui, please teach this little horse of mine." Huang Tianxiang continued, but the horse was not angry either.
Indeed...it is indeed impolite to call people Yanhun every day.
Wu Xiaocui sighed and looked at Zhang Tiezhu: "Get a stool, wait for Brother Huang to enter the room, and then light a cigarette for Brother Huang."
"...Okay." Zhang Tiezhu said helplessly, a little impatient.
"Come in, Brother Huang." Zhang Tiezhu said expressionlessly.
"Um... No, you have to call me Lao Xianjia, or Immortal Master. Didn't I tell you before?!" Huang Tianxiang glared at Zhang Tiezhu and bared his teeth.
Zhang Tiezhu clenched his fists, this is so fucking bullying... He turned around and lit a cigarette without saying a word with a dark face.
"Ba Chi" and "Ba Chi", Zhang Tiezhu lit the cigarette and handed it to Huang Tianxiang: "Take it."
"Hmph...what's your attitude? Will it be better?" Huang Tianxiang gritted his teeth again, but still took the cigarette, put it to his mouth and started smoking.
Several blue veins appeared on Zhang Tiezhu's forehead...
He guessed what Huang Tianxiang was going to do... to set rules for him!
Once the rules are established, it will be difficult to change them later!
It's like a couple living a married life. There are some habits that cannot be developed, and it is not easy to change them after they are developed.
"Zhang Tiezhu, where's the stool? Stool!" Huang Tianxiang shouted dissatisfied.
"Stool?" Zhang Tiezhu was stunned: "How the hell can you speak human language?!"
"...Yes." Huang Tianxiang raised his chest and raised his head. He is 160cm tall, which is a head shorter than Zhang Tiezhu.
"Then what words have you been using with me?!" Zhang Tiezhu raised his eyebrows and stared at Huang Tianxiang with an unfriendly expression.
Yesterday, this guy had a phoenix with a crooked neck, phoenix eggs, and snowflakes... He was confused!
"Ahem...that's called rules!" Huang Tianxiang coughed dryly.
"Rules... rules are nothing, you just have too many things to do!" Zhang Tiezhu said sarcastically. He wanted to set rules for him, but there was no way!
"Zhang Tiezhu, what are you talking about?!" Huang Tianxiang became anxious again, baring his teeth and his eyes glowing green: "Are you having trouble?!"
"Come on... beat me to death, think I'm afraid of you!" Zhang Tiezhu also imitated Huang Tianxiang and bared his teeth.
Wu Xiaocui sighed... This pair of "human beings and immortals" is really amazing!