"Zhang Tiezhu, as a younger brother, you have to have this consciousness and treat me as your ancestor, do you understand?!" Huang Tianxiang bared his teeth and said angrily.
"Enlightenment?!" Zhang Tiezhu gritted his teeth and said, "Is that what I want to be? You are not the one who pestered me for nothing!"
"If you didn't chop off my tail when you were a kid, how could this happen?!"
"Damn it, what were you doing in my yard then?!" Zhang Tiezhu cursed.
"Steal the chicken!!"
"...What?" Zhang Tiezhu asked blankly.
Wu Xiaocui was on the side and also looked sideways at Huang Tianxiang.
This guy stole chickens from Zhang Tiezhu's house and had his tail chopped off by Zhang Tiezhu when he was young?!
"No...it's nothing. You heard me wrong. How could I, the majestic Wong Tai Sin, do such a thing as stealing a chicken?" Huang Tianxiang coughed dryly, trying to cover up his embarrassment, but he accidentally spoke too quickly...
..
"You...you came to my house to steal the chicken?!" Zhang Tiezhu was shocked on the spot, his face was full of disbelief, and he stared at Huang Tianxiang.
"No...no, don't frame me falsely!" Huang Tianxiang couldn't admit such a thing even to death, but because of his guilty conscience, his words were a little tough.
"Good guy, I really figured it out... You came to my house to steal a chicken, but you got caught in a rat trap, so I went over and killed you like a rat!!" Zhang Tiezhu suddenly realized!
pass.
Everything works!
He only vaguely remembered that when he was a child, he split a yellow mouse with a shovel!
So that’s what happened!
The weasel came to steal the chicken!!
"Zhang Tiezhu, I'm telling you, don't frame me...be careful I slap you!" Huang Tianxiang bared his teeth and said.
But he found that Zhang Tiezhu was now baring his teeth even more fiercely than him, with his two front teeth exposed and his eyes looking fierce.
"Huang Tianxiang, I'll fight you the hell!" Zhang Tiezhu gritted his teeth and went up, throwing himself on Huang Tianxiang.
Good guy...he came to steal the chicken, isn't it right to be beaten by yourself?!
That's it?!
You’re so obsessed with yourself!!
Blame yourself?!
"Huang Tianxiang, I'll fuck your grandma!!" Zhang Tiezhu threw Huang Tianxiang to the ground, rode him underneath him, and punched him.
He was so angry...
"boom"
"ah......!"
But in the end, Zhang Tiezhu punched the floor, causing him to cry out in pain.
It wasn't that Zhang Tiezhu missed the target, but that Huang Tianxiang's head suddenly became transparent... just like a yellow light film, and Zhang Tiezhu couldn't hit it.
Only then did Zhang Tiezhu remember that when he used a kitchen knife to chop a piece of yellow leather, he also struck Lonely, but he couldn't hurt him at all.
"Okay, Zhang Tiezhu, calm down!" Huang Tianxiang disappeared into a wisp of green smoke and appeared behind Zhang Tiezhu.
"I'll calm down your grandma!" Zhang Tiezhu stood up angrily, full of murderous intent.
He was treated so badly by Huang Tianxiang!
Originally, Zhang Tiezhu thought it was really his fault!
After working on it for a long time, this guy came here to steal the chicken!
What the hell!
"Zhang Tiezhu, you've had enough. Your grandfather knew what happened back then... This is why I let it go so easily. I didn't come to you until you were 24 years old to ask for a seal!" Huang Tianxiang said hurriedly.
"Damn it, of course you're in the wrong!" Zhang Tiezhu bared his teeth, but didn't make a move because he knew he couldn't hit him.
"You think I was thinking, I was in urgent need of chicken blood at that time... Your family raised chickens nearby, so I came!" Huang Tianxiang said with a guilty conscience.
If it hadn't been for its wrongdoing... it would have beaten Zhang Tiezhu long ago.
"Hahaha...and then you were hacked by me?!" Zhang Tiezhu bared his front teeth and sneered.
"......right."
"Damn it!!" Zhang Tiezhu stamped his feet angrily and shouted: "What a sin!!"
Wu Xiaocui was stunned!
When Zhang Tiezhu looked at it this way...he was quite unjust!
In my yard... I took a shovel and chopped up a yellow-skinned chicken that came to steal it!
And then... we ended up in the current situation!
"Okay, Zhuzi, we don't know each other before we fight. From now on, you can be my brother Ma with peace of mind. Brother, I... ahem... I will never treat you badly, I understand.
No?" Huang Tianxiang walked up to Zhang Tiezhu and patted Zhang Tiezhu's shoulder with his paw.
Zhang Tiezhu bared his two front teeth, twisted his neck violently, and bit Huang Tianxiang's claw on his shoulder!!
"Ouch...!"
Huang Tianxiang screamed, and then his illusory body removed his claws from Zhang Tiezhu's mouth.
"Hey hey hey... chicken thief, why am I biting you!" Zhang Tiezhu bared his teeth and smiled dryly, the bite was very satisfying!
He realized it!
Huang Tianxiang was a physical entity when he touched Zhang Tiezhu, so he could just bite it!
"Damn it, I told you...that was a misunderstanding!" Huang Tianxiang cried bitterly.
Everyone knows that weasels love to eat chickens... so there is a saying among the people: Weasels have no good intentions when sending New Year greetings to chickens.
One thing often happens in the countryside.
That is, a yellow man sneaks into the chicken coop and bites all the chickens to death!
The chicken carcasses were all intact, but the chicken blood was dried...
In fact, the weasels are not stealing chickens to eat, but they are going for the chickens' blood.
"Chicken thief Huang Tianxiang!" Zhang Tiezhu bared his teeth and planned to take the opportunity to bite it twice more.
"Stop fucking talking...even if I really harmed your chickens at that time, I will make up for it later!" Huang Tianxiang roared angrily, and was called a chicken thief by his younger brother Ma...
.Sadly!
"Hahaha...chicken thief!" Zhang Tiezhu hugged his arms and sneered, continuing to attack Huang Tianxiang.
Zhang Tiezhu also noticed... Huang Tianxiang is particularly good-looking.
Humiliate it with chicken thieves!!
That’s the most harmful!!
"I didn't succeed in stealing, and because of this incident, I have ruined my moral conduct for many years!" Huang Tianxiang shouted, "I am wronged."
Thinking back to that day 20 years ago...it had just crawled into the yard of Zhang Tiezhu's house along the crack of the stick, and was caught in a mouse trap after taking only two steps!
Then he was hacked by Zhang Tiezhu who came after hearing the sound!
This incident was widely circulated in Huangjiaxian.......
Huang Tianxiang has also become a shame in the history of Huang Jiaxian!
Adult weasel nearly dies at the hands of five-year-old boy!
One thing that many people may not know is that animals like weasels are not weak in combat before they become immortals. Do not underestimate them and misunderstand their cute appearance.
"Hahaha... Then you are also a chicken thief." Zhang Tiezhu continued to make sarcastic remarks, constantly piercing Huang Tianxiang's heart!
"Zhang Tiezhu, even if I stole it...what can you do?!" Huang Tianxiang was anxious, and kept saying "chicken thief", doesn't it have no face?!