This little poem does not pursue the novelty of imagination, nor does it abandon the exquisiteness of rhetoric; it expresses the homesickness of distant visitors with fresh and simple writing style. The scene is the scene, the emotion is the emotion, so fresh, so lifelike, so
Touching, yet meaningful and thought-provoking.
Li Ke exclaimed: "Erlang's quatrain was written in a loose tone. The so-called person who does not work hard but works hard deserves the four words 'wonderful in the world'!"
Princess Gaoyang was so angry that she bulged her mouth and felt very angry.
Her literary accomplishments are not as good as those of the scribes here, but she is not without taste, so she is even more angry! This dead Fang Jun, stinky Fang Jun, damn black-faced god, clearly knows that I don't like him composing poems for that vixen, not only
You have to do it, but you still do it so well. Are you sincerely opposing me?
Stinky toad, just wait for me, this matter will never end...
Only Miss Mingyue felt a little sad. This poem... is of course excellent, and it also has her own name in it. It is completely natural. Obviously Fang Jun put his heart into it. But why does it always feel a bit far-fetched?
Although she has her own name, it is more like referring to the bright moon in the sky, rather than her as the bright moon...
Hearing everyone's compliments, a strange smile appeared on Fang Junhei's face, he clapped his hands to attract everyone's attention, and said with a smile: "Everyone, it seems that you haven't noticed Fang's kindness.
It’s hard work…”
Everyone was stunned and confused.
Fang Jun said seriously: "First of all, this is a ci. Although there is no corresponding word card, it is definitely a ci."
Li Ke said in surprise: "It's clearly a five-character quatrain. If you say it's a quatrain, how do you segment the sentence?"
Fang Jun smiled and said: "Let's listen to Fang Haosheng explain it to everyone."
He coughed, cleared his throat, and chanted: "Beside the bed, the bright moon, the light... This is the first sentence, read it like this. What does it mean? Ahem, it means that in front of the bed, there is a girl named Mingyue,
Well, she is naked..."
"Bang"
Li Ke accidentally knocked over a plate and stained his sleeves with vegetable oil stains. However, he didn't notice it and looked at Fang Jun with dumbfounded eyes.
Fang Jun ignored it and continued: "The second sentence is like frost on the ground...what does it mean? It means that Miss Yue's skin is as white as snow and frost..."
"Looking up at the bright moon... This is the literal meaning. I raised my head and looked at the girl Mingyue... I lowered my head and thought about my hometown. Ah, I remembered that far away in my hometown, I still have a poor wife who is waiting for me to return home, crying for food.
My baby, Miss Mingyue, is extremely beautiful, whiter and more beautiful than the clear frost in autumn, but how can I covet beauty and indulge in pleasure for a while, but forget my wife and children at home..."
Everyone was dumbfounded.
How the hell... can you explain it this way?
A famous poem whose style can be simply otherworldly can actually be analyzed into such a vulgar and intolerable... lewd | poem | erotic | lyrics?
Miss Mingyue bit her lip, her delicate body trembling with anger, and the bun on her head trembled slightly, showing her angry mood at the moment.
This guy is indeed a bad guy!
The little maid behind you has a resentful look on her face. I've warned you a long time ago, girl, that guy's face is so dark that he is not a good person, and he has a criminal record...
Some of the people present were shocked, some were funny, some were angry, and some were resentful, but the happiest person was none other than Princess Gaoyang.
Princess Gao Yang only felt that her mood today was beyond description. She was angry for a while, happy for a while, annoyed for a while, and extremely beautiful for a while... It was like the waves on the legendary sea, rising and falling, high and low, making
People come and go...
Her Highness the Princess looked at the pretty girl Mingyue, whose face was flushed, and she felt extremely happy, hum! Who told you to show off everywhere, now you are embarrassed and lose your fortune, right?
Deserve it!
When he looked at Fang Jun again, he was no longer angry. He thought that the guy with black face was quite good-looking...
Well, since you are firm in your stance and have not been seduced by this coward, I won't argue with you today.
The little princess pursed her lips and snickered. She was worried about Miss Mingyue's face and did not laugh heartily. After all, she was still a kind girl.
Fang Jun had never calculated that Princess Gaoyang not only did not get what he wanted, but was angry with him for actually reciting an "obscene poem" in public, and instead praised him for having the courage to tease Miss Mingyue...
This can only be said that even though Fang Jun is a man of two generations and has an above-average IQ and EQ, he still has no understanding of women's thoughts like a fool...
Li Ke's expression was extremely strange. After all, Miss Mingyue was his guest. Although he was a pure man, Li Ke had a compassionate character and would never embarrass a woman in public.
After coughing dryly, Li Ke said helplessly: "Erlang, it's a bit too much..."
Halfway through his words, he was interrupted.
Miss Mingyue bit her cherry lips, her beautiful eyes were red, she stared at Fang Jun and gritted her teeth and said: "Fang Erlang is indeed a genius. I dare you to ask Fang Erlang if you can compose another song?"
Li Ke was stunned and said softly: "Miss Mingyue, Erlang is just joking. Although this poem is a bit excessive, it is mostly ridiculing. Even if it is spread, it will not have a great negative impact on the girl's reputation...
"
Miss Mingyue smiled sadly and said softly: "The slave family has been reduced to a lowly status and fallen into the dust. What kind of reputation can there be? Today I just want to see Fang Erlang's seven and a half talents. Can he still write another song with the slave family's humble name?
?”
It is true that she is in trouble, but does anyone know her difficulties?
How could a daughter's family as pure and pure as hers be willing to be reduced to trying to please and make fun of others unless they had no choice?
The environment she lived in, the words she heard, and the molestation she suffered had already put this girl, who was born in a noble family but now had to live in a prison-like place, on the verge of collapse...
But this is fine, no matter what kind of poetry it is, no matter how low it affects your dignity, just grit your teeth and endure it with all your strength.
As long as his reputation reaches the ears of those self-proclaimed Confucian scholars, then the task will be completed as soon as possible, and he can escape as soon as possible...
Fang Jun was silent when he heard the words.
He deliberately misinterpreted the song "Quiet Night Thoughts" in this way. Although he was very wary of the Mingyue girl in his heart, it was also partly a joke.
But now, I feel a little regretful.
He didn't know why the Mingyue girl kept pestering him for poems, but he could see that this girl was not willing to fall for herself. Whether it was due to life experiences or ulterior motives, she always guarded her dignity.
That is a bottom line that cannot be violated.
Therefore, when Fang Jun's crooked poem touched this bottom line, her heart was immediately torn apart and dripping with blood...
Fang Jun raised his glass with a wry smile and said apologetically: "I have run out of ideas today, and I am afraid that I will no longer have the energy to recite poems and compose poems. If the girl is interested, you might as well wait until you have free time in the future. Fang will consider a poem and give it to the girl. This glass of wine
Dear Miss, Fang is being rude!"
Drink it all in one gulp.
Like Li Ke, a prince who was born into an emperor's family, has as sharp ears, eyes, and mind as seven orifices, so he is a good at adjusting the atmosphere. Upon seeing this, he immediately raised his glass and invited everyone to drink together.
The atmosphere gradually became warmer, and Miss Mingyue no longer mentioned asking for poems.
Fang Jun didn't know whether it was because he was apologetic, or because he had been too preoccupied recently and failed to control his drinking, so he rarely drank too much.
Princess Gaoyang, who had been watching with cold eyes, turned her eyes and raised the corners of her mouth when she saw Fang Jun's drunken appearance...