The meal was full of twists and turns, but in the end we parted happily.
Fang Jun, who had always had a good drinker in his two lives, finally became so drunk that he passed out on the spot.
The Fang family's servants were waiting in the concierge. After everyone left, Li Ke originally planned to call him in and send two more people to send Fang Jun back.
Princess Gao Yang said softly: "I'm afraid the third brother is a little reckless today. Although it is right to praise Ji Wen, it is not enough to use him to suppress Fang Jun. This is also the case. Fang Jun has a strong temper. I am afraid that
I’m already dissatisfied with Third Brother’s actions, why not take this opportunity to keep Fang Jun overnight and ease the relationship?”
Although Li Ke doted on this sister, he also admired her mind very much and was deeply convinced when he heard this.
Princess Gaoyang waved her little hand and casually ordered the two maids beside her: "Why don't you help Fang Erlang to the guest room and wait for him to sleep?"
"promise!"
The two little maids were the personal maids brought by Princess Gaoyang from the palace. After hearing this, they agreed with low eyebrows and stepped forward to help Fang Jun, who was already sleeping soundly. Unexpectedly, Fang Jun did not seem to be tall, but he had strong muscles and broad shoulders.
Thick, the two weak and slender little girls struggled to hold up Fang Jun, put Fang Jun's arms on their thin shoulders, gritted their teeth and sucked hard, and then they staggered.
"Carry" it out.
Li Ke felt something was wrong at first. How could he let Princess Gaoyang's maid serve Fang Jun in his own house? But then he thought about it. Although the two of them were like enemies, they had to get married after all.
Yes, it makes sense for his maid to serve his fiancée.
What's more, he also desperately hopes to tie up Fang Jun's fish through marriage. With his close relationship with Princess Gaoyang, as long as he gets married, Fang Jun will definitely be on his side.
Li Ke is now paying more and more attention to Fang Jun. This man may seem crude and reckless, but in fact he has a beautiful heart. He is not only full of tricks, but also has the ability to cultivate wealth, has the skills to amass money, and has unparalleled literary talent. He will surely shine in the future.
Eyes, famous all over the world.
Combined with the friendship between myself and Fang Jun, how could such a person not be used by me?
Thinking of this, he just let it go and left everything to Princess Gaoyang to take care of.
Although the mansion of King Wu Li Ke had just taken over and had not yet had time to undergo large-scale reconstruction and expansion, the foundation left behind was very good. With a little tidying up, the rich and majestic atmosphere will be revealed.
The two maids helped Fang Jun into the guest room and "threw" him on the bed. Fang Jun turned over in a daze, muttered something, and continued to sleep soundly.
"Oh my God, this man is so dead..."
The maid in the red skirt was panting, leaning on the couch and complaining softly.
"It's just that I don't know how to train these muscles. They are so stiff that it hurts."
Another maid in a green undershirt rubbed her sore arm and complained.
"Hey, why do you think His Highness wants us to serve him? This is Prince Wu's Mansion, so the maids of the Prince's Mansion should be here."
"You can't say that. After all, he will be our consort in the future, and we are not outsiders, right?"
"That's true..." The maid in the red dress thought for a while, tilted her little head, bit her lip, and with a red face, she leaned into her companion's ear and whispered softly: "You said... in the future, His Highness will be with this person.
Now that we are married, will the two of us...become married girls?"
"Pooh!"
The maid in the green skirt spat, her fair face turned red with embarrassment, she pinched the maid in the red skirt and said shyly: "What nonsense are you talking about? I'm not ashamed..."
The maid in the red dress said aggrievedly: "Why are you talking nonsense? The two of us have followed His Highness since childhood. We are the most considerate. If it were another girl who became the first wife, Your Highness would not be afraid of being competed for favor by those coquettish hooves?"
When the maid in green skirt thought about it, it made sense...
Will you follow Her Royal Highness and marry into this guy's family in the future?
Feeling a little uneasy, I quietly turned back and glanced at the sleeping Fang Jun. I suddenly felt that although Fang Erlang was not so handsome, he was still very attractive, especially with his strong physique. They were close to each other when they were helping each other.
The body odor of a healthy man is very pleasant...
Thinking about this, my little face is already burning like the sunset...
"Eh? What are you two doing?"
Princess Gaoyang walked gently through the door and saw two maids. One was standing in a daze, the other was leaning on the couch rubbing her arms, her face was red. The situation was very strange...
The two little maids were so frightened by the sudden appearance of Princess Gaoyang that they jumped up like rabbits with arrows.
Princess Gaoyang glanced at the two little maids, wondering what was going on with them.
But she had no intention of paying attention to them now. She took two steps forward and saw that Fang Junyu was sleeping soundly, so she ordered: "Take off his clothes!"
"Eh?"
"ah?"
The two little maids were dumbfounded and thought they were hearing hallucinations.
Princess Gaoyang stamped her feet anxiously: "Hurry up and do it!"
The two little maids looked at me, and I looked at you, and then looked at Princess Gaoyang together, with embarrassed little faces, and asked: "Isn't there something wrong with this...?"
Princess Gaoyang was worried because if her third brother came over at some time, she would have no chance.
Liu raised his eyebrows and said: "Do you want me to do it myself?"
The two little maids didn't dare to say anything anymore. They walked to the bed slowly and reluctantly, and began to undress and untie Fang Jun. They felt extremely aggrieved: We haven't even gotten married yet, so we have to get married.
La……
Although Fang Jun was very heavy, the two maids were used to serving people. They took off Fang Jun's coat in a few seconds, leaving only the moon-white middle coat. The maid in the red skirt pulled a quilt and wanted to
Cover Fang Jun's body to prevent him from falling asleep drunk and getting cold.
"Why stop? Keep taking it off!"
Princess Gaoyang's beautiful eyes were shining brightly as she continued to give orders.
The two little maids were completely dumbfounded. They looked at Fang Jun's thin tunic and then looked at His Highness: "Um...you still need to take it off?"
If you take it off again, there will be nothing left...
Princess Gao Yang bit her lip, her delicate face flushed with dissatisfaction, but her tone was firm: "Take them off, and then...test him...to see if he is a rabbit..."
The two maids were completely stunned.
The maid in the red dress almost cried: "Your Highness...isn't this bad?"
Princess Gaoyang is also a little shy. After all, for a young girl who has not yet left the palace to instruct two other little girls who are as white as paper to do such things, it is really beyond the limit of her psychological endurance...
But when I think about my happiness in the rest of my life, I can bear nothing.
"There are widespread rumors outside that this Fang Jun is a rabbit husband... I will marry him in the future. If this person is really... that rabbit, wouldn't the rest of my life be ruined? So, you two try
If you try him, my happiness will all be in your hands!"
Princess Gaoyang kept cheering up the two little maids. In fact, she felt very guilty. After all, this matter... was really ridiculous, but she couldn't think of any other way. All she had to do was prove that Fang Junshen had bad habits.
, if you report it to your father, you can naturally cancel the marriage.
The maid in green skirt was so embarrassed that she almost tore the hem of her clothes. Qiqi Aiai said: "Didn't His Highness arrange for Wu Meiniang to test him?"
Princess Gaoyang waved her little fist and said angrily: "Speaking of that Wu Mei Niang, I am angry! She was originally sent to infiltrate the enemy, but what happened? She was actually bribed by this guy. I sent her several times
When people asked her the truth, they tried their best to put in good words for this bastard! Her words are no longer credible, we can do it ourselves!"
Having said that, no matter how reluctant the two maids were, they did not dare to go against Princess Gaoyang's wishes.
The two of them are like young grass under the roots of a tree. They rely on the big tree of Princess Gaoyang to protect them from wind and rain. Not to mention "the goods of the house inspector", even if they are given as gifts,
You have to bear it obediently.
Princess Gaoyang watched the two maids trembling like two little quails as they stepped forward and took off Fang Jun's last clothes. She quickly turned around and stood in front of the window. She said in a trembling tone: "Hurry up.
I...will give you a lookout..."
"oh……"
The two little maids reluctantly agreed, and then you looked at me and saw the other's pretty face was as red as fire, but for a moment no one dared to reach out, and the situation was somewhat deadlocked.
"You go first..."
"I don't dare...you should go first."
"But you are my sister, you should first..."
"Now you remember that I am your sister? You go first!"
"But... this thing is so scary, I don't dare..."
The two little maids whispered, Princess Gaoyang was almost furious! She was scared to death for doing such a little thing, why was she so stupid?
"Hurry up, you two, do you want me to do it myself?"
The two little maids said to themselves: That's the best. It's up to you to deal with your man...
But I just thought about it and didn’t dare to say it after all.
They looked at each other and knew that they couldn't escape, so they had to grit their teeth and glare, and said in unison: "Let's go together..."
So, the two people closed their eyes nervously, and stretched out their four delicate white hands, trembling...
Fortunately, this was in the Tang Dynasty. If they had done such shameless things in the Ming and Qing dynasties, these two people would have ended up in a pig cage...
It's a pity that Her Royal Highness Princess Gaoyang, who is as pure as a white lotus, does not know that there are actually differences between "rabbits" in this world. At least in terms of behavior, there are two types, one is "aggressive"
", one is "receiving"...
Not to mention, creatures like "rabbits" are probably against some things that normal men love because of some psychological factors. But when they are drunk and unconscious, they will only naturally react in the face of physical stimulation to their bodies.
The triggers are unique to the nature of the gender itself.
In the final analysis, Her Royal Highness Princess Gaoyang's "inspection" method is extremely ignorant, extremely foolish, extremely ridiculous, and a wrong method that is destined to make it impossible to obtain the truth.
Fang Jun, who was still dreaming, had a dream.
In the dream, he finally got married to Princess Gaoyang. In order to prevent this stinky girl from going out to hook up with the monk, he tried his best all day long, fighting day and night, vowing to subdue this goblin so that she would no longer have the intention to hook up with the monk.
Four……
In the end, Princess Gaoyang was defeated by her own "prestige" and cried for mercy. Fang Junzheng was so uncomfortable that he could not withdraw his troops and stop fighting. Princess Gaoyang could not resist, so she had to call two more goblins to help.
Fang Jun was not afraid at all, and the more he fought, the braver he became, and he fought until the sky was dark, the earth was dark, the stars and the moon were dim, and finally he was defeated, and he was exhausted...