Li Tai was stunned and pointed at Fang Jun with trembling fingers: "You, you, you...how dare you hurt someone?"
Fang Jun looked innocent and spread his hands: "Your Highness, you heard it too. It was Liu Yushi who told me to beat him. To be honest, I have never met such a bitch in my life. It is unbelievable, so
I asked Your Highness for confirmation. I was afraid that I heard wrongly. Fortunately, Your Highness also heard it. If Liu Yushi writes a report against someone, Your Highness, you have to testify against someone..."
Li Tai said angrily: "Liu Yushi said he wanted you to try hitting him, but he didn't really ask you to hit him!"
Fang Jun looked silly and said curiously: "Yes, His Highness is right. Liu Yushi asked me to give him a try. I thought Liu Yushi was old and virtuous, and he was an elder, so how could he dare to disobey his elders?"
At your request? Then I had to hit you once, but I didn’t hit you a second time. Why was Your Highness so angry?"
First, everyone was so shocked that their eyes almost popped out of their heads by Fang Jun's punch that was faster than lightning and as powerful as thunder. Now, their jaws were almost dropped by Fang Jun's shameless words.
Is this still possible?
But if you think about it carefully, it was indeed Liu Lei who said, "Try to hit me." He couldn't blame Fang Jun. He was just following Liu Lei's request. I'll hit you if you ask me to. How could you say that I was wrong after the beating?
?
"It's unreasonable to be so arrogant!"
King Li Tai of Wei was so angry that his nose was about to smoke. He beat the person in front of him. Why do you think Li Taiqing, who is so domineering and arrogant, can't stand it? If this is the end of it, then he will never mess around again.
Fang Jun still pretended to be innocent: "But it was Liu Yushi who asked me to beat him. Your Highness, you said it and you heard it..."
King Li Tai of Wei was really angry to death. He didn't care whether Fang Jun was really stupid or pretending to be stupid. He said angrily: "It's so lawless. Is it reasonable to beat someone? You dare to beat the official Censor, do you want it?"
Also give me a beating?"
Who would have imagined that Fang Jun narrowed his eyes, bared his white teeth again, and asked innocently: "Do you really mean what your highness said?"
Li Tai was so angry that he said casually: "Seriously...I take it seriously!"
Fortunately, he reacted quickly. If he said "seriously", maybe this bastard could really rush up and beat him up, and then say innocently, "Your Highness, you asked me to beat him"...
If he really gets beaten up by this idiot, he will never live.
Everyone had weird expressions on their faces. They wanted to laugh but didn't dare, but they had to hold back even if they didn't laugh. They thought that this evil man would have his own troubles. Fang Jun's unscrupulous actions really calmed down Wei Wang Li Tai.
It's so refreshing...
Li Tai really didn't know what to say.
Liu Lei said, "Try hitting me," but that was just an angry remark, an irony. Could it be taken as an affirmative tone?
But Fang Jun took it as an affirmative tone and obeyed it obediently...
Li Tai felt that if he continued to stay here, he would really be mad if he couldn't protect everything. This second roommate was simply unreasonable. His father actually wanted to betroth Gao Yang to this fool? He deserved it too?!
Li Tai was trembling with anger, and glared at Fang Jun, who had a cute face, for a long time. He still couldn't tell whether this man was really stupid or pretending to be stupid, so he could only flick his sleeves angrily and lead the person away with a curse.
He even drank a shitty amount of flower wine, which made him so angry!
But no one cared about Liu Lei.
Liu Lei was hit by Fang Jun's punch so hard that his eyes were filled with stars and his head was buzzing. He touched his face and a large pool of warm nosebleeds flowed out.
This is because Fang Jun just wanted to stir up trouble, and did not want to kill anyone, so he saved 70% of his strength. Otherwise, with his strength, he could have smashed Liu Lei's head with one punch...
When Liu Lei saw Li Tai walking away angrily, and no one paid him any attention, Liu Lei felt sad. His Highness was so cold-tempered... He wanted to stand up and walk away, but after struggling a few times, his head felt dizzy.
, actually didn’t stand up.
Fang Jun on the side rushed over, and with a pair of iron arms fighting, he lifted Liu Lei up like a chicken, and kept complaining: "Oh, Liu Yushi, you are so serious, you said
Why can't you say something? You have to let me hit you? I didn't know you were so inexperienced. If I had known, I would have saved some strength... I'm so sorry. It's all my fault... I'm born with a stupid brain. I'm really stupid.
I don’t understand the thinking of you scholars, but you actually let others hit you... I can’t figure it out, I can’t figure it out, they all say that my brain is not good, and I look at your brain and it’s not that good either... "
This made Liu Lei so angry that he fell backwards and almost fell to the ground again.
Liu Lei was trembling all over. He raised his blood-stained face and pointed at Fang Jun with trembling hands: "You...you waited for me, and you actually beat the imperial official, waiting for me to read your book with His Majesty. You have to be cruel."
You cannot be punished for your sins..."
It's okay if he didn't say this, but when he said this, Fang Jun suddenly became angry.
"You asked me to beat you, and after you beat me, you still asked me to read a book. Isn't this just trying to get along with you? Oh my god, Liu Yushi, you are so wicked. You are clearly Huang Gai's trick!
I thought that I, Fang Jun, was loyal and upright, but I was fooled by you..."
When Liu Lei heard this, he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. A bitter trick?
You are the only one who commits cruelty, and your whole family is committing cruelty!
Have you ever seen someone pull off a trick like this?
Liu Lei finally understood that he really couldn't explain it to this fool. Well, just keep pretending to be stupid. I should wait!
Liu Lei pushed Fang Jun away fiercely and staggered away, but the thin northern shadow shivered in the cold north wind, making it very desolate...
After this commotion, everyone no longer wanted to drink wine and dispersed one after another.
"Brother, good job!"
Duan Gui, the third son of Bao Guogong Duan Zhixuan, said.
"That punch was very cool and very much like me!"
Qu Tuquan nodded shamelessly in praise.
Yu Wenshi and his second son Yu Wen Luohan patted Fang Jun on the shoulder and said: "Before taking action next time, just say the word and we will go together."
Yuwen Arhat's name is very interesting, his eldest brother's name is even better, Zen Master Yuwen, and his sister's name is Yuwen Shutara...
The culture of ethnic minorities is very different from that of the Central Plains. Even if they have been integrated for many years, there are still conflicts and differences in some places.
Li Zhen looked upright and said: "Erlang, don't worry. Today's events are all caused by someone. I will not let Erlang bear the blame and be punished for someone. Someone will write to your majesty and plead guilty. But thank you Erlang for today. I am not too stupid.
Say, from now on, your second roommate is my brother, Li Zhen!"
Fang Jun was startled and said quickly: "Brother, no, I'm the one who beat you. I'll admit it. I'll bear all the beatings and punishments. My brother hastily submitted a letter. In addition to getting myself involved in it, it's all for nothing."
, completely meaningless!”
Just kidding, I was deliberately causing trouble and continuing my career of "self-destruction". "The marriage grant has not been lifted yet, and gay people still need to work hard"... It will not be easy for me to manage my image as a fool who does not hesitate to fool around. If Li Zhen is involved,
, the effect will naturally be greatly reduced.
Li Zhen said seriously: "Brother Yu, is he the one who wants brothers to take responsibility?"
Fang Jun smiled bitterly and said: "Brother, you don't have to worry about it like this. They are our own brothers, so what's the difference between them?"
Having said this, Li Zhen took a deep look at Fang Jun, nodded, and said nothing more. A true man, his mother-in-law and mother-in-law were looked down upon by others, and Fang Jun's friendship to stand up and protect his face should be remembered in his heart.
It's just that he didn't know something. The reason why Fang Jun stepped forward was to help him save his face, but more importantly, he was just trying to find trouble...
Only Miss Lixue, who had been making soy sauce next to her, had a strange look on her face. She looked at Fang Jun with her little eyes full of resentment. She bit her cherry lips and sighed quietly: "Erlang is really upright. It's just that you came to the slave's house twice.
I beat a prince every time, it’s really…”
Disrupted your own business?
Or to bring greater fame to yourself?
Miss Lixue herself couldn't tell whether she was happy or disappointed.
Fang Jun didn't take it seriously and said with a smile: "It just shows that girls are so beautiful and fragrant that men are willing to prostrate themselves under the pomegranate skirt and flock to her..."
Miss Lixue's eyes turned and sparkled, and she said softly: "Erlang is also willing to fall under this pomegranate skirt of the slave family?"
With bright eyes and white teeth, a gentle expression, coupled with such an ambiguous words, and a charming look that could be picked up by Ren Jun, even the old monk in the temple would be moved...
Fang Jun's heart skipped a beat. He looked at this delicate and pretty face, with plump red lips like cherry blossoms. He swallowed secretly, looked up to the sky and said haha: "I'm afraid your skirt is a bit short. I'll cover it up after I get in."
I can't help but look at these two long legs..."
After saying these rogue words, Fang Jun wandered away.
Only Miss Lixue, leading a group of shivering little maids, was left standing in the howling cold wind, staring blankly at the quiet courtyard without a single guest.
After a while, a woman who looked like a nun came over, leaned into Lixue's ear and whispered: "This second roommate is really a bargain, and he ruined the girl's good opportunity twice!"
Although the voice was soft, it was full of annoyance.
Miss Lixue smiled, like a plum blossom blooming, as gorgeous as any, and said softly: "There are plenty of opportunities, but this second roommate doesn't seem to be as stunned as he looks. It's really interesting..."
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It is said that collecting can refresh the mind, and tickets can nourish the kidneys...