When a bad boy from other families goes to a brothel to hang out, he is looking for flowers and flirting with women. His parents would like to have their legs broken, but others would envy him.
Mrs. Lu was very depressed. Her son went to a brothel, but instead of fooling around, he specialized in fighting. It was okay to fight once, but if he beat him every time, it would be a bit inappropriate. What kind of place is a brothel? You don’t talk to the girls there,
What do you mean by not fooling around with the girls but going to fight?
Is it possible that my youngest son doesn’t understand the art of romance at all and just thinks it’s a place for drinking and fighting?
Mrs. Lu's hair was almost turning gray from worry. She hoped that her youngest son would go to a brothel every day to visit girls. That would at least show that this stupid boy was normal in some aspects. But now, Mrs. Lu had to doubt her youngest son's ability in some aspects.
Then, inadvertently, Mrs. Lu suddenly thought of the words that had been circulated in the Palace some time ago.
"From the moment you get married, you are only allowed to be kind to me; you must pamper me, but you cannot lie to me; you must do everything you promise me; and every word you say to me must be sincere. Don't lie to me.
, scold me, you must care about me; when others bully me, you must come out to help me as soon as possible; when I am happy, you must accompany me to be happy; when I am unhappy, you must make me happy; always feel that I am
The most beautiful; you also want to see me in your dreams; there is only me in your heart..."
Others would only tell it as a joke, but Lu found it unusual.
I would like to ask, is it possible for a man to say such a thing to a woman? Fang Jun, who traveled from later generations, would say that there must be, what kind of birds are there in the forest? But for the ancient woman Lu who did not have a broad vision, she thought
Absolutely not!
So why would my son say such a thing?
It's very simple. The ideal partner in my son's heart is one who can pamper him, treat him only well, not lie to him, and when others bully him, will come out to help him as soon as possible, be happy with him, and feel that he is the most important person.
beautiful people.
Does such a woman exist? If Fang Jun is asked to say it, there must be one. There were so many female men in his time who were so strong that it is unimaginable; but if it is asked to say it to Lu, the same sentence is still true - absolutely
No!
So, under what circumstances can your son say such a thing?
Coupled with the son's behavior of going to a brothel to fight with girls instead of prostitutes, the answer is actually very clear, but Mrs. Lu dare not accept it. But it is useless not to dare to accept it, because if the fact really exists...
My son has a habit of cutting off his sleeves and dividing peaches?
Heaven, Buddha, ancestors...
When this idea came to mind, Lu almost fainted.
In her opinion, beating the prince is nothing. Her son doesn't like women and may even be unable to continue the family line. This is a big deal, a big deal!
Even though she had two sons, after her son Fang Yizhi got married, she only had one daughter and nothing to do with it. Even after taking in a concubine, there was still no movement, so the Lu family placed the hope of having a grandson on her younger son.
If the younger son really...
The more Ms. Lu thought about it, the more frightened she became, and the more she thought about it, the more chilled she became. She was extremely frightened when she thought about it...
He quickly ordered someone to call his youngest son's personal maid, Qiao'er, and interrogate her carefully.
"Qiao'er, is there anything strange about Erlang?"
Qiaoer blinked, not knowing why.
"Did... Erlang treat you... in any way?"
Lu didn't know how to ask. She could tell that Qiao'er was still a virgin, but maybe that silly boy had a lustful heart and lacked courage. He only dared to touch his maid, but he didn't actually go into battle with a gun. I don't dare.
Qiao'er's little face turned red, and her voice sounded like a mosquito: "That...no..."
"No?"
Mrs. Lu was really anxious. This pretty girl was the one she chose to buy into the house to serve her youngest son. She has been a beauty since she was a child. Although she is still a little young now, the girl developed early and her small breasts are bulging. It has a thin waist and long legs. If you put it next to your son, that stupid son will not be greedy?
Big trouble...
Lu became more and more anxious and asked again: "You usually wait for Erlang to wash up, so it can be seen that Erlang's... thing is still normal?"
She was also anxious, no matter what the rules and etiquette were, she went straight to the point and got to the point.
But she doesn't know that although some people are bent, some people who are not bent also don't like women, because since there is "receiving" in this world, there must be "attack", and there are even some super fierce people who can "attack and receive both" …
Qiao'er was so embarrassed that her face almost started to bleed. She thought to herself, "What are these things that grandma asked me today? I'm so embarrassed..." She was so shy that she didn't say anything.
But Mrs. Lu was so anxious that she said, "You damn girl, what are you talking about?"
Qiao'er just had to hold back her shame, lowered her head and looked at her toes together, twisted her two green-white fingers quickly, thought for a while, and whispered: "Erlang...that...is big... "
Lu's eyebrows furrowed: "It's very big? Is it... very hard?"
To be honest, as a mother, it was extremely embarrassing for her to force her son's personal maid to ask such topics. But for the sake of her son's lifelong happiness, she didn't care about so many things...
Qiao'er almost cried and said in a trembling voice: "Nu... Nu... I don't know..."
Madam Lu was so angry that she stabbed the little maid in the forehead with her finger and cursed: "I've never seen a girl as stupid as you! You can't even seduce the young master. You are really worthless." !”
What she said was unconscionable. If Qiao'er really seduced Fang Er into sleeping on the bed, Mrs. Lu would probably have hired a French stick to serve her, and then driven out of the house to fend for herself.
The Fang family has a strict family tradition, so what is the use of such a shameless woman?
The aggrieved little maid stood pitifully, feeling as if there were ten thousand thorns hidden in her clothes. It hurt when she moved, and when she didn't move. She wished she could dig a crack in the ground, get in, and never come out again... …
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Time goes back an hour to the Divine Dragon Hall, His Majesty Li Er's residence.
"Father, my daughter is telling you that Fang Jun must like Yu Tao's trick of cutting off his sleeves and weeping fish to steal the car. He is as good as Long Yang!"
Princess Gao Yang waved her snow-white fists, her bright eyes sparkling, and spoke to His Majesty Li Er confidently.
His Majesty Li Er's face turned dark. Hearing this, he said: "That's nonsense. It's just a wealthy lady who doesn't pay attention to her words and deeds. How can you say such a shameful thing?"
Princess Gao Yang looked unhappy, snorted, and said with a pout: "He Fang Jun can do it, but I can't say it anymore?"
His Majesty Li Er felt a pain in his head. The girl spoke more and more outrageously, and said angrily: "Destroying a person's reputation is a serious crime. As a royal daughter, you should set an example. How can you spread rumors and cause trouble like this?"
Even if you don't want to marry Fang Jun, you can't lay such a shameful charge on someone for nothing. For a man, this kind of charge is nothing less than a shame and a huge humiliation, and it's really too much.
"Father, my daughter is not just talking nonsense, there is evidence!"
Princess Gao Yang's eyes sparkled, her little face was full of excitement, and she said happily: "Look, that boy Fang Jun sneaked away to Zuixian Tower. Where is Zuixian Tower? It's a brothel! But why did he go there?
What? He’s not looking for flowers and asking willows, or sleeping with flowers and staying in willows. He’s going to fight! Would a normal person go to a brothel to fight? When a man sees those bitches attracting bees and butterflies, any man who doesn’t have weak legs and pounces on them..."
His Majesty Li Er's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. He just said Fang Jun when he talked about Fang Jun. Why did he overturn a boatload of people with one pole and take all the men with him? He said it as if He was also that kind of person...