Chapter 894 Kun is so big that it cannot be stewed in one pot (Part 2)
Fang Jun was really angry!
The people are starving to death. Why are you just here to confuse people with your lies and nonsense just because you have studied for a few days? If you, the scholars, can have enough to eat, why don't you think that all the people in the world have enough to eat?
Is this to show your status as a scholar?
Without saying a word, Fang Jun turned around and grabbed a horizontal knife from the hands of the soldiers behind him. He waded straight into the shallow water to the whale, swung the knife to cut off a piece of fish meat, returned to the furu, and just cut off the piece of fish.
The pale raw fish meat was stuffed into his mouth and chewed loudly.
Everyone was frightened by Fang Jun's actions...
Fang Jun suppressed his nausea and chewed the fishy raw fish meat a few times and swallowed it. He glared at the rotten scholar and said sternly: "I worked so hard and risked my life to hunt this whale just to tell the people here that the ocean is
The world is rich and abundant. As long as you are willing to work hard, you can eat anything! I have eaten the meat of Poseidon now, and I am waiting here for God's punishment! If God's punishment does not come, I will light a sky lantern for you, the immortal, today. Then
You go and pay homage to the Poseidon in your mouth!"
The furu was so frightened that his legs weakened and he knelt down with a "pop". He said with a dull expression: "This... that... this thing of divine punishment, who knows when it will come?"
Fang Jun smiled grimly and said, "In other words, you don't know whether the divine punishment will come or not?"
"No...if you kill Poseidon, God's punishment will definitely come!"
"when will you arrive?"
"I don't know..."
"Fuck your mother!"
Fang Jun couldn't help it any longer and kicked Fu Ru to the ground. He placed the sharp horizontal knife on his neck and glared at him angrily: "You said that heaven's punishment will come, but you don't know when it will come. It's obviously an arrogance."
, lies to confuse the public! This sea is a gift from God to the local people, and the fish and shrimps in the sea are the food to feed the people! Why can’t the people eat it? A scholar like you will lose your heart after reading! You want to use this to
To show off your status as a scholar and show off your erudition? I will dig out your heart and liver today and see if everything is hacked!"
He was really angry!
The literacy rate in this era is too low, and people yearn for knowledge, so scholars are born with a high social status. However, some scholars rely on themselves to know more than others to improve and maintain their social status. This is obviously a small matter.
I just want to make things mysterious and appear to know more and be more powerful!
Mom, the Four Books and Five Classics you read, or the hundreds of schools of thought, are they teaching you to fool the world and be superior to others?
You actually read the book into the dog’s head!
When the furu saw Fang Jun's face was ferocious and he was pointing at his chest with the gleaming knife in his hand, he rolled his eyes and fainted in fright. His crotch was wet and he peed...
Sun Chengen was sweating profusely, smiling bitterly, and quickly stopped Fang Jun.
"Master Marquis, calm down! Master Marquis, calm down! This man is a gentleman from the county middle school. He is a bit pedantic, but he usually treats the students from the county middle school with all his heart and responsibilities. After all, Rudong County is poor and there are not many scholars. He wants to contribute to the school.
It is extremely difficult to find another gentleman... Your Excellency, please spare him."
Sun Chengen had to give him face, so Fang Jun put down his knife angrily, turned around and shouted to the people at the scene: "Who dares to eat this fish and meat? Anyway, I just ate it first. Even if there is divine punishment, I will still block it!"
I tell you that this whale is full of treasures. The meat of the whale is more delicious than beef. The blubber can be used to make candles and pigments. The leather of the whale is soft, has fluff and patterns on the surface, and is suitable for making cloaks. The fins of the whale can be used to make cloaks.
For making umbrellas, bone meal is the best fertilizer for crops..."
This is really not Fang Jun's boast. Whales are all treasures. Otherwise, why would the little devil still hunt whales in his own way despite the disapproval of the whole world?
The economic benefits are too great!
In fact, whales have another benefit. The viscosity of whale oil does not change at high temperatures, so it is used as lubricant for some precision instruments. But people here are unlikely to understand, so he didn't say it, but he was thinking about it in his heart.
Should we set up a whaling team to specifically hunt whales?
Not to mention protecting endangered species, in the face of economic development and social progress, everything is vain.
As for environmental protection and animal protection, it was pure nonsense in the Tang Dynasty.
We haven’t even had enough to eat, so who cares whether whales, tigers and leopards are extinct?
Those so-called developed countries with extremely high national quality that everyone envies have built their so-called national quality on a rich material basis after plundering other people's blood and sweat?
You get rich by plundering, destroy other people's countries, and then shamelessly bite others for their low quality. Don't you have some comparison in your heart?
The common people didn't understand anything else, but they understood the sentence "more delicious than beef". In the Tang Dynasty, it was forbidden for private people to kill cattle. Cows are the most important means of production. Anyone who dares to kill cows will be killed by the government!
Even if a farm cow dies due to illness or accident, it must be reported to the government. If it is handled privately, the whole family will suffer!
Therefore, the delicious taste of beef only exists in legends...
Now there is actually something more delicious than beef. This is too tempting for the half-starved and half-full people. Anything that can fill the stomach is a good thing, let alone such delicious fish? Besides, what?
God's punishment or not, even a majestic Marquis of the Empire is not afraid of him, so why should we, a common man with mud-legged feet, be afraid?
If one person stands up, this matter cannot be stopped.
All the people swarmed up and waited for the butcher to arrive, cut the whale into eight pieces, and then divide the meat.
Sun Chengen admired Fang Jun for eating the raw fish without hesitation just now. He raised his hands and said with a smile: "The Marquis ate the raw fish himself to dispel the doubts of the people. He is so upright and considerate of the people. It will definitely become a good story in the future." Su Wenhou
I am very talented and quick-witted, so why not compose a poem to commemorate this grand event and leave it to future generations to remember?"
Fang Jun quickly waved his hand: "Isn't this just bragging? Don't do it!"
Liu Renyuan beside him said jokingly: "How can you say that? Mr. Hou led us to fight with giant fish on the ocean and narrowly escaped death, just so that the people could have a full meal, and maybe we would have another way to make a living in the future. After all,
Catching such a big fish is enough for several families to live without worries for a year! This is a great thing, who dares not to raise their thumbs after hearing this?"
Hehe, this guy has learned how to flatter others?
Fang Jun glanced at him sideways: "You really want to compose a song?"
Liu Renyuan nodded fiercely: "It should be!"
Fang Jun looked at Sun Chengen again: "Really want to do it?"
Sun Chengen also nodded his head: "Not only do you have to do it, but after you complete it, your subordinates will carve a stone copy of it and set it up on this beach for future generations to admire!"
"Hehehe," Fang Jun chuckled darkly: "If you don't carve a stone imitation tablet, I will never end it with you!"
Sun Chengen knew Fang Jun's literary talents, so he immediately said: "There is absolutely no lies!"
Fang Jun clapped his hands: "Listen up!"
Several people were stunned at the same time. Is there any words?
The name of "Master of Poetry" is indeed well-deserved! Being lucky enough to see Fang Jun compose poems impromptu, as long as the quality is not too bad, it is a great event in the literary world! Moreover, there is no defect in the poems and articles written by Fang Jun.
?
Everyone looked at him with admiration and eagerly awaited.
Fang Jun put his hand on his hips and pointed at the whale with the other hand: "There is a fish in the North Ming Dynasty, and its name is Kun..."
Everyone was stunned.
I want you to compose poems and lyrics, brother, why are you reciting "Xiaoyaoyou"?
Then the next sentence, everyone was stunned.
"There is a fish in the North Ming Dynasty, and its name is Kun... Kun is so big that it cannot be stewed in one pot; it turns into a bird, and its name is Peng. Peng is so big that it needs two barbecue grills. One is polysaccharide, and the other is slightly spicy. Come and bottle
Snowflake, let us bravely venture to the end of the world!"
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The only sounds at the scene were the sound of distant waves and the whispers of nearby people talking about whales...
The people around Fang Jun were all silent.
Damn...
What the hell is this?
"Pfft...hahaha!"
Liu Renyuan was the first one who couldn't bear it and laughed wildly.
Xue Rengui and Xi Junmai had already squatted on the ground holding their stomachs, unable to straighten their backs.
Liu Rengui shook his head and laughed. This Lord Marquis just doesn't take the ordinary path...
Sun Chengen opened his mouth so wide that he could stuff a duck egg into it.
Only Fang Jun clicked his tongue, feeling a little regretful.
After all, people in this era don't know the meaning of "Let's go to the end of the world with a bottle of snowflakes", which is a fly in the ointment.
Fang Jun patted Sun Chengen on the shoulder with an expectant look on his face: "How do you do, Magistrate Sun?"
Sun Chengen finally came back to his senses and looked at Fang Jun with a wry smile.
If this is a stone imitation monument, do you want to be the laughing stock of thousands of years or what?