Fang Jun's first poem shocked everyone present, and they were all confused by the talent of this prince...
Is this a word, a poem, or an article?
Kun is so big that it cannot be stewed in one pot...
Everyone was laughing so hard that they were staggering around, and Sun Chengen was also laughing so hard that he was panting.
Fang Jun appreciated everyone's reaction and looked at Sun Chengen teasingly: "Do you still dare to carve a stone imitation monument?"
Sun Chengen laughed loudly: "If you dare, Lord Marquis, you can do it even if you lower your rank!"
Fang Jun also laughed: "I don't dare!"
Just kidding, if this kind of sadistic work were imitated on stone, wouldn't it be a laughingstock for the ages?
The atmosphere became relaxed, and several people laughed and chatted for a while. Several butchers from the county also came, all of them were big-bodied and round-waisted men. They were good at butchering pigs and sheep. But when they saw this small mountain-sized whale, they were so shocked that their jaws almost dropped.
Come down.
Several people were gesticulating with hand-relieving knives for a long time, all looking confused.
There are no bone seams and no joints, so where to start?
Several people gathered together and murmured, and finally they were heartbroken. They had never had such experience in handling such a big fish before, and they were all scared when they looked at it. This thing is the overlord of the sea. In the past, they had only heard about it from the old people, but
Who has seen it? Any wild beast that is different from the ordinary in some aspect, such as a snake that is particularly long, a fox that has multiple tails, or a fish that is particularly large...that means it is spiritual and has been cultivated to a certain level. If it is killed rashly,
But you will be punished by God!
People at this time believed this the most. Who would dare to cut such a big fish into pieces easily?
Fang Jun was still wondering, what were these people muttering about?
After a while, several butchers ran up to Sun Chengen and knelt down.
"My lord, please do well and let me go!"
"Yes, Lord County, such a big fish must have a spirit. Even if it dies, it must be buried in a geomantic treasure place and cannot be dismembered!"
"We have a seventy-year-old mother and a three-year-old milk baby at home. You can't let our whole family die..."
Several butchers wiped away tears. In short, they did not dare to cut the whale into pieces.
Fang Jun had a dark look on his face...
He also knows that people in this era are superstitious, but it can easily rise to the level of divine punishment and life-threatening danger, which really makes him speechless. God, how do you have so much free time to do, and stare at you little people all day long?
But these guys dare not attack the whale, and Fang Jun has no choice.
The people watching around were gradually frightened, and the gratitude and shock caused by Fang Junsheng's eating of fish and meat had somewhat dissipated. After all, it was a matter of life and death. If the scourge really came, the Marquis, who was rich and auspicious and had a strong destiny, could withstand it.
Yes, can those mud-legged people withstand it?
However, Sun Chengen obviously has much more experience in dealing with such lowly people than Fang Jun.
Sun Chengen's dark face was as gloomy as water. He stared at the several butchers who were kowtowing in front of him and said coldly: "How dare you! Disobey my orders, confuse the public with your lies, and incite people's hearts. Are you going to rebel? Come here,
Let me arrest these suspects and put them in prison. When I return to the county government, they will be tried in court. They will definitely be punished!"
Several butchers almost pissed themselves!
Does this have something to do with the rebels?
Be good!
One of the fat butchers rolled his eyes and said angrily: "The people were confused for a moment and were almost deceived by these bad guys! The county magistrate patrols the hunt on behalf of the sky. He is a figure like a god descending to earth. How can he obey the county magistrate's order?
Will he be punished by God?"
After saying that, the man jumped up, his fat body was incredibly nimble, and trotted up to the whale. He didn't care about his head and buttocks, waving the knife in his hand and cutting it.
The whale skin was cut open with a sharp knife, revealing the thick oil inside. With a little more force, it cut into the white and tender fish meat inside. With his quick hands and feet, he cut off a piece of fish meat in just a few strokes.
Anyone who can stay in the butcher industry for a long time is a slippery person. At this moment, the other people saw this unhesitating betrayal and immediately reacted. This Sun County Master is the king of Rudong County. , if you don’t listen to him, there will be plenty of ways to deal with them in the future!
Instead of being afraid of the divine punishment that may or may not come, you should consider the punishment in front of you...
"How can you talk? Who has deceived you? It's just nonsense... What, wait for me..."
"Aha, I have never seen such a big fish before. It requires a lot of knife skills to cut bones and flesh. They can't do it. Let the little people do it!"
The last butcher saw that his comrades in the trench had abandoned him, and he stood up and ran towards the whale: "Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding, Mr. Sun County... Xiaomin will cut the fish meat now!"
Looking at some particularly active butchers, Fang Jun spat angrily.
"Those who bully the weak are afraid of the strong, and those who are pleasant to me are easy to bully, right? You need to deal with it!"
"Haha! Mr. Marquis, you have lived in the court for a long time and have never dealt with these smooth people in the countryside, so you don't know their temperament. If you put on a smile with them, they will bite your nose and face, making you very angry. Follow They come here to be arrogant, but they are honest and obedient. They are all uneducated, and some of them can't even write their own names. They just sign documents and put their fingerprints on them! You can't reason with them, you can't tell them the law. Even worse! You have to scare them violently. These guys are not good guys, they have never studied, but they are ghosts!"
Sun Chengen laughed heartily.
Fang Jun was silent.
It is said that the king of hell is easy to deal with, but the devil is difficult to deal with. These slick people who are living in the market are the most difficult to deal with. If you reason with them, they will behave recklessly. Is it possible that they can seriously chop off their heads?
I can only be aggressive and beat you if you don't obey. Don't talk about the law or not. You can't even write your name. How do you know the law?
When the people saw a few butchers eating hard food but not soft food, they all burst into laughter and inevitably made fun of them.
Several butchers had never seen a creature like a whale, and it was impossible to talk about decomposing bones and flesh. They were in a hurry and sweating profusely, but the progress was slow. After knowing that one-third of the fish meat had been decomposed, they finally figured out the rules and understood the normal deboning. The hand-knife for cutting meat was not suitable, so they borrowed sharp horizontal knives from the soldiers, first cut off the whale's fins, and then divided them into sections.
The golden sunset shines slantingly on the sea, casting thousands of golden scales, making it gorgeous and dazzling.
By evening, one third of the whale was still undivided.
Fang Jun ordered people to collect firewood and built a simple stove. He also took an iron drill to skewer the whale meat, sprinkled it with various seasonings, and ordered the cook on the ship to grill the fish. He took out several jars of Fangfu from the cabin. Good wine, here comes a barbecue party.
It’s true that “it’s so big that it needs two barbecue grills”…
The flames licked the skewered fish, and the grease dripped on the bonfire, making a "stinging" sound, and bursts of meat aroma spread. The people who were still waiting to share the meat stood all day, and were stunned by the smell of the meat. He swallowed uncontrollably and looked enviously at the officials gathered around the bonfire, eating meat and drinking wine.
The fear caused by "God's punishment" has long been driven away by hunger. In the face of hunger, all concerns are not worth mentioning. The most important thing is to fill your stomach and survive...
The whale meat that was marinated and grilled was indeed delicious. It was no less delicious than beef and mutton. Fang Jun and the others feasted on it, drank heavily, and ate meat. It was quite a bit like the debauchery of the mountains and forests, and they only needed a large scale to divide the gold.
You can take over the mountain and become the king...
Fang Jun even called the rotten scholar over and forced him to eat whale meat with a knife. At first, the old scholar refused to die, but Liu Renyuan and Xue Rengui forced him to open his mouth and forcefully stuffed a mouthful of whale meat into it.
Afterwards, the old guy looked sad and angry, swallowed the whale meat in his mouth, and shamelessly poured another bowl of wine...
Fang Jun and others pointed at the old Confucian and laughed. Are you really a bitch? You have to build a memorial arch. Scholars, no matter in ancient or modern times, at home or abroad, are particularly fond of this virtue! Not only are they shameless, but they are also thick-skinned. You can laugh as you please.
, I’ll eat to my fill!
At this time, an old fishing boat parked on the beach. Two fishermen, father and son, dropped the anchor. At first they looked at the lively scene on the beach with confusion, but later each carried a lot of silk fish from the cabin.
The scratching thing waded ashore through the water.