Chapter 98 Red umbrella, white umbrella, eating together and sleeping on the board
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During the Christmas holidays, many wizards attended the funeral of Shabini's father.
The house elf named Shasia served the dishes at the funeral... many students recognized her.
The next day, the little wizards were all discussing this matter.
Madame Chabini, the mother of classmate Brace, is a witch known for her beauty, cunning and wealth.
This is a title with a progressive relationship. You rely on your beauty to attract wizards and wizards to get married, and then trigger Kefu's passive, and get a large amount of wealth... the cycle begins.
She cycled six times and lost six husbands... Of course, classmate Blaise Chabini also lost six fathers and held six funerals, five of which were stepfathers.
Thanks to the "g" attribute of both, many wizards compare Madame Chabini and Defense Against Dark Arts, calling them two "dangerous" jobs.
In short, bless your enemies... Find Madame Chabini when you get married, and Defense Against the Dark Arts when you work. It must be the most vicious curse.
And Lockhart is accompanied by the house elves of the Sabine family, which seems to mean that he will become Blaise's seventh father.
So, in the first class of the semester, Defense Against the Dark Arts was once again fully booked, and even the students who had missed half the semester came.
That's right, it's Rolf!
Shirley was reading a book. She glanced at the boy next to her and whispered, "Why are you here too?"
"Come and see the excitement." Rolf smiled and said, "Everyone is talking about Mrs. Chabini. With Lockhart's personality of showing off, if it is true, he will definitely mention it in class."
Shirley stared at Luo Fu's side face, frowned slightly and said: "
"Rolf, there is one thing I don't understand. Since six husbands have died, why would anyone dare to marry Madame Chabini?"
"Beautiful, Madam Chabini is very beautiful." Rolf quickly added: "I heard what Neville said! Is it Neville?"
Neville was chatting with Hannah and didn't hear what Rolf said. When he saw the young man stabbing himself with his elbow, he nodded in agreement:
"Yeah!"
Hannah's ears were very good, and she heard it completely. She looked at Neville with a strange look in her eyes...looking at the honest and humble girl, but behind her back, she talked about other people's mothers every day whether they were beautiful, right?
Hey, what a shame!
"So, wizards will marry witches simply because they are beautiful?" Shirley asked again.
"Some people are like this, but not everyone is like this. Personality, hobbies, lifestyle...there are too many influencing factors."
Luo Fe asked strangely: "Why do you suddenly ask about this?"
"It's nothing, it's just that a few classmates in our dormitory were discussing this last night." Shirley tilted her head and smiled softly: "I'm a little curious."
The topics discussed in the girls' dormitory were actually quite exciting, and even she, a guy who knew nothing, was slightly educated.
Occasionally listening to their large-scale chat would make her blush.
"Then what kind of witch do you like?" Shirley stared into the boy's eyes and quickly added:
"I asked my classmates in the dormitory, and they were very curious."
"I refuse to answer such boring questions." Luofu smiled and gently tugged on the girl's ponytail: "Don't follow the bad example of your roommates."
Shirley glared, but it was not lethal.
At this moment, Lockhart walked into the classroom. He was wearing a navy blue robe and a green top hat with gold rims on his blond hair.
Lockhart was followed by a house elf, who was dressed in rags and holding a large pile of books. There were so many books that she stumbled when she entered the door and almost dropped the books.
"Children," Lockhart said loudly, waving his hands for silence:
"After a long Christmas vacation, I returned to Hogwarts again... On this day of reunion after a long separation, I want to announce a small thing. This matter has been suppressed for some time and has not been disclosed to reporters and reporters.
Book fans announced.”
Everyone thought that Lockhart was going to announce his marriage to Madame Chabini, but little did they know that he turned around, knocked on the pile of books in the house elf's hand, and said:
"That's when my new book "Fighting the Curse" is about to be released. This is a novella I completed during the Christmas vacation."
"This book tells the story of how I used magic to help a witch who had lost six husbands get rid of a curse."
"Professor, is it related to Madame Chabini?" Justin quickly raised his hand.
Lockhart smiled mysteriously and said: "Then you have to read this book yourself. I can only say that it does involve the beautiful Shabini."
"Professor, what's the relationship between you two?" Susan asked boldly.
"Mrs. Chabini is a big fan of mine. Her poor husband just died. I helped her solve some troubles."
Lockhart pointed at the house elf Shasia behind him and smiled: "She also gave me a house elf to come to Hogwarts to protect me."
"When this semester ends, we both have plans to travel to France, but I'm afraid I won't be able to spare the time."
Lockhart talked endlessly there, telling the story of himself and Shabini. He hinted both inside and outside his words that the new book was related to the glamorous lady who killed her husband. The core idea was just two words:
Buy books!
Why did Lockhart come back? Of course he came to sell books.
Why did he dare to come back? With the protection of the house elf, he didn't believe that something would happen to him again!
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After class, everyone was still discussing this matter enthusiastically on the way to the herbal medicine class.
Obviously, Lockhart's marketing is effective, and many students are eager to buy a copy and read the content.
However, more students believe that this may be Lockhart's last book.
With the double buffs of Defense Against Dark Arts and Madame Chabini, it would be rude not to die.
Everyone walked through the wet vegetable field and arrived at the third greenhouse.
Professor Sprout stood next to a huge mushroom. The mushroom was more than three meters high, like a big tree.
She clapped her hands to ask the students to quiet down and said quickly:
"In this lesson we learn about a jumping toadstool, but before that, I want to teach you a song. Sing along with me."
"Red umbrellas and white poles, we eat together and sleep on the board, sleep on the board and lie down in the coffin, and then they are buried together in the mountains..."
All the students sang along, and Professor Sprout asked, "Who can tell me what this song means?"
Hermione immediately raised her hand and said: "The brightly colored mushrooms with red umbrellas and white stems are poisonous mushrooms. The brighter the mushrooms, the more poisonous they are."
"Yes, five points for Gryffindor." Professor Sprout said, "But although this song is widely circulated, it is actually wrong, or not absolute."
"Like Hallucinogen, it's a red umbrella with a white stem, but after eating it, it will only cause hallucinations, not death. There is also a kind of poisonous Red Orphan that will only cause diarrhea after eating."
"Everyone remember!" Professor Sprout shouted:
"The most poisonous mushrooms that you can come into contact with and which can cause death after eating are mainly the gray umbrellas and white stems, or the white stems and white stems.
For example, if you eat a small amount of Amanita ash, you will die..."