Chapter 1005 Director Yang, who did not believe in evil, was given diarrhea
Director Yang was making a lot of calculations. Unexpectedly, even Director Luo turned away from him this time, but Director Yang knew that everyone was just joking.
He saw that Minister Lu and Director Luo had smiles on their faces even though they were scolding him, so he followed the trend and looked up at Duan Hongxuan, who had tender skin, red lips, white teeth and the smell of books, and then shook his head disdainfully: "Old leader
, Sister Luo, I’m not bragging. I used to fight with the little Japanese with bayonets, and I led the charge with guns and cannons, without blinking an eye!
Although I have long since left the army and no longer lead soldiers, and my age has also increased a lot, if I were to face those good players in the army now, I would be willing to lose, but Hongxuan is like this, haha, he wants to deal with me? We
If the two of them are to face each other freely, it’s hard to say who will take care of who!
Hongxuan, don't look at your Uncle Yang. I am now the director of a steel rolling mill and sit in the office all day long. But if we really talk about it, Hongxuan, come back, Uncle Yang, I will teach you a few tricks so that you don't have to be outside one day.
Being bullied!
Speaking of this, I really remembered, Hongxuan, I really don’t know how you grew up. How could a boy grow up like this? You are so beautiful. When you were in school, no one looked at you or bullied you.
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You are familiar with Zhuzi. Look at Zhuzi. I have heard some rumors and know that Zhuzi fights are not ambiguous. Later, you can ask Zhuzhu to teach you. Boys must be able to fight at least. Don't just read books all day.
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You have learned some skills in fighting with others. We are not trying to bully others into fighting with others. The key is that we cannot let others bully us casually!
Look at you, Uncle Yang, and me. Look, even though I am now the director of the factory, I have never given up on my daily exercise!"
As he said that, Director Yang raised his arms and clenched his fists: "Look, these are all tendons, that's what men should be like!"
"Pfft! Grrrr!"
Everyone found it funny when they saw Director Yang talking to himself, educating Duan Hongxuan, and showing off his strength to Duan Hongxuan.
He Yuyu and the others had endured it for a long time and finally couldn't help laughing. Their laughter was like turning on a switch, and Minister Lu and Director Luo also laughed.
Minister Lu smiled while pointing at Director Yang and said to Director Luo: "Lao Luo, have you seen that this guy has become more and more ignorant and arrogant now that he has become the director of the factory?"
Director Luo laughed so hard that his branches trembled, and nodded: "Giggle, giggle, indeed!
Fortunately, this is a peaceful time and he doesn't need to lead troops in wars. Otherwise, he would definitely suffer a big loss if he acted like a frog in a well!
Xiao Yang, please don't do anything in front of Hongxuan. Don't say you are like this now. Even in the war years, when you were the strongest and the best, Hongxuan allowed you to use one hand lightly.
Take care of you easily!
Do you know what you look like now? It's like you're playing tricks in front of Guan Gong. They are all laughing at you, so don't embarrass yourself here, I'm even ashamed of you!"
"Uh!" Director Yang was startled. He turned to look at He Yuyu and the others. When he saw him and the others, they were covering their mouths and laughing, but the eyes they looked at him were full of banter. Then he looked at Minister Lu and Director Luo.
People also looked at him as if they were watching a good show!
Seeing this, Director Yang quickly looked at Duan Hongxuan and found that Duan Hongxuan's eyes were really like watching a monkey. This made Director Yang murmur in his heart, so he looked at Duan Hongxuan carefully. Yes, this is a typical example.
The white-faced scholar, if there is any difference, it is just that he is too good-looking and has an indescribable and attractive temperament all over his body. There is nothing else. How can such a person fight? Yang
The factory director didn’t believe it. After all, he had led soldiers and fought in wars for many years. He still had a good eye for judging people!
Thinking of this, Director Yang shook his head: "Old leader, Sister Luo, don't deliberately belittle me!"
"Belittle you? Do we need to belittle you? In front of Hongxuan, saying he belittles you is just looking down on you. If you don't believe me, ask Hongxuan yourself!"
When Director Yang saw Minister Lu looking like he was watching a good show, he felt a sudden thought, "Hongxuan, have you really practiced martial arts? But I don't think you look like this!
You have such a delicate skin and tender flesh, even if you practice martial arts, you are probably just practicing some fake tricks, right? I really don't believe this evil, you, a white-faced scholar, can't get any better no matter how much you have practiced martial arts!"
"Haha!" Duan Hongxuan smiled and said: "Uncle Yang, as the saying goes, you should not be judged by appearance! I know that you have led troops to fight in the past, and you have many good martial arts practitioners under your command.
But the martial arts schools in our country are very different. I'm afraid in your impression, all the good martial arts practitioners must have big and thick muscles all over the body and look extremely strong. Only such people can be considered good players. A bookish person like me may not practice martial arts.
It’s not much better at practice!
Uncle Yang, you are looking at the sky from a well!
Don’t blame me. Did you see that Yu Yu and the others are also practicing martial arts with me now? They have just learned a little bit about it, but with their current skills, they will have no problem dealing with you!"
"Them?" Director Yang raised his head and looked at the three pretty girls, each with their own merits. Can they deal with him just like this? Are you kidding me?
Director Yang shook his head, "Okay, I finally understand. You are deliberately cooperating in belittling me today. First you made fun of Hongxuan, and now you even compare yourself to several little girls. I don't care about you."
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"Hongxuan, Xiao Yang won't shed tears until he sees the coffin. Just let this guy who doesn't know the heights of the world know what it means to have a world outside the sky and a world outside the world!"
"Aunt Luo, isn't this appropriate?" Duan Hongxuan hesitated.
"There's nothing inappropriate. He came to the door today to clean it up. Since that's the case, let's just follow his wishes!"
"Okay, Aunt Luo!" Duan Hongxuan nodded, raised his eyes and looked at Factory Director Yang with a smile, and immediately had an idea in his mind. Then he looked at the coffee table, reached out and picked up an orange from the coffee table, peeled off a few petals
The oranges were distributed to Huahua and Xiaodang, and the two little girls quickly took the orange petals and ate them happily!
Then Duan Hongxuan tore off a small piece of orange peel, flicked his fingers, and the small piece of orange peel flew out and hit Director Yang. Director Yang was shocked and tried hard to raise his hand but couldn't.
, opened his mouth, and could only make a few "ho ho" sounds from his mouth, and then his face turned red, as if blood was rushing to his face, which shocked everyone.
Director Luo quickly asked Duan Hongxuan nervously: "Hongxuan, what's wrong with Xiao Yang? You didn't do anything to him, did you?"
Duan Hongxuan smiled and shook his head: "Don't worry Aunt Luo, Director Yang has been thinking too much these days and hasn't had a good rest or eaten well. I'll help him recuperate. After a while, he can still eat a few more bowls of rice at noon. Don't worry.
Bar!"
As soon as Duan Hongxuan finished speaking, Director Yang suddenly took a few deep breaths, and then said: "Oh, you almost choked me to death!"
Director Lin asked nervously: "Director, are you okay?"
Director Yang took a few more breaths and said, "Huh, it's okay now. I almost choked me to death just now. Hongxuan, you want my life!"
Huh! You..., what happened just now? Why can't I move just a piece of orange peel? What kind of kung fu are you doing?"
"Haha!" Duan Hongxuan shook his head: "What kind of kung fu do I have? This is just a way for me to treat people's illnesses! Didn't you tell me that a white-faced scholar like me doesn't have any kung fu!"
“How can you treat people’s illnesses? You can kill them!
Ah, what's wrong with my stomach?"
As Director Yang was talking, his stomach suddenly rumbled. Duan Hongxuan pointed to the door: "Go to the toilet quickly. Don't poop your pants for a grown-up like me!"
When Director Yang heard this, and because his stomach was really upset, he quickly got up and ran out the door, not even bothering to put on his coat.
At this time, Hongxuan shouted from behind: "After using the toilet, remember to flush it properly, and then leave the toilet door open to ventilate, otherwise the toilet will stink and we won't be able to use it in a while!"
Everyone was amused to see Factory Director Yang rushing out the door regardless. Director Lin looked at the door dumbfounded, then turned to look at Duan Hongxuan.
Minister Lu couldn't laugh or cry and said to Duan Hongxuan: "What kind of treatment method are you using? Does it count as treatment if someone has diarrhea? Now Xiao Yang is in such a state of embarrassment that you have treated him!
But your move really opened my eyes. What is your move? Are you combining your kung fu with your medical skills?"
"Hehe! The method of conditioning is to let Director Yang have a good bowel movement to remove the weak fire in his body. After he finishes having a bowel movement, he will feel comfortable. Then he can drink some tea to clear his intestines. After a while, he will be able to eat more for lunch.
Bowl, and then I can sleep well and peacefully in the past few days!"
He Yuyu's eyes lit up and he spoke enthusiastically: "Brother Hongxuan, what's this trick? This is fun, I want to learn it, teach me quickly, and when I learn it, if I don't like anyone, I'll let him have diarrhea.
It would be fun if he could just pull it into his crotch!"
"Hey!" As soon as He Yuyu spoke, Yu Haitang and Qin Jingru beside her also became interested. Director Lin broke out in a cold sweat when he saw it. Are these three beautiful girls like flowers? What kind of hobbies are these?
ah!
Hongxuan's trick is too powerful and damaging. Is Chinese medicine so evil?