Chapter 188 Inviting classmates from dormitory to home for dinner
Hearing Duan Hongxuan ask about the situation of dormitories in winter, local Sun Youbin immediately said that he had a say in this, "I know this best. Our dormitory at Shuimu University is famous for its warm heating in winter!
It is said, it is said, that in the coldest month of winter, heavy snow is floating outside and the north wind is blowing, but in the dormitory of Shuimu University, students can read and study in their pants and vests without having to worry about catching a cold!"
"Really? Isn't this too exaggerated?" Li Geng, a big man from Shandong Province, didn't believe it.
Liang Yingchun, a fat boy from Jinmen, confirmed: "I've heard about this too. I asked a senior. Sun Youbin said it was a bit exaggerated, but it's about the same. The school heating is quite warm in winter. Wear autumn clothes and long trousers in the dormitory."
That’s it!
The senior said that the heating system at Shuimu University is famous for its warmth throughout the capital!"
"Oh, that's great. It's much better than living at home.
The place is spacious and has heating in winter.
Hehe, it’s okay to be kicked out of my family now. When the weather gets cold, I have to go back and show off to them!"
Duan Hongxuan was speechless for this funny Sun Youbin, and he didn't know what kind of family could cultivate such a funny person.
But based on Sun Youbin’s description just now, I guess there’s a lot of fun in this family, and maybe it’s hereditary.
As southerners who had never seen snow, Yang Shijie and Wu Zhishan were curious about Sun Youbin's description of the winter scenes in the capital. Yang Shijie asked: "Is it very cold in winter here? What does it look like when heavy snow falls?"
The funny Sun Youbin said: "Is it very cold? Can you remove the word "?", it's really cold here in winter. As southerners, you and Wu Zhishan must be mentally prepared. You need thick clothes and thick shoes.
Okay, otherwise you will cry sometimes!
Let me tell you this, in winter, you must not pee anywhere outside, otherwise when you finish peeing, the thing below you can be taken out and used as a specimen.
It was completely frozen into a hard lump!
Hehe! We northerners have to drink less water when winter comes. Even if we need to urinate urgently, we have to hold it in. Even if we pee our pants, we have to admit it!"
"No way?" Yang Shijie and Wu Zhishan really took Sun Youbin's words seriously, with their mouths wide open in surprise!
But when he saw the strange expression on Sun Youbin's face, Yang Shijie adjusted his glasses calmly, "Then you northerners are so pitiful. No wonder there are so many eunuchs in the imperial palace in the capital!"
"Uh!" Now it was the four northerners' turn to look at each other.
Duan Hongxuan, Liang Yingchun and Li Geng looked at each other and said at the same time: "Classmate Sun Youbin does not represent northerners!"
Liang Yingchun continued: "We northerners have never become eunuchs because of peeing. Maybe this situation happened in classmate Sun Youbin's family. As for why, I don't know!"
"Well! Do you think it has something to do with their family's genetic constitution?
When urinating, the wind should not be exposed below, otherwise it will turn into a hard lump. This situation is of great research value!
Therefore, classmate Sun Youbin has been left with a psychological shadow since he was a child. When winter comes, he dare not drink water or urinate!
Alas! It's so pitiful!" Duan Hongxuan shook his head seriously and sighed.
"Yes, although this special physique has research value, as a family with this physique, it is simply too unfortunate!
Classmate Sun Youbin, don’t worry, if you say hello when you pee in the future, we will definitely surround you to protect you from the wind!
Hahaha!"
Speaking of this, the little fat Liang Yingchun couldn't help it anymore and burst out laughing.
Duan Hongxuan, Yang Shijie and Li Geng were also made to laugh.
Now even Wu Zhishan reacted. Sun Youbin was just talking nonsense to scare people, but Yang Shijie found out and sarcastically responded.
As northerners, Duan Hongxuan and Liang Yingchun immediately drew a clear line with Sun Youbin and even ridiculed Sun Youbin.
Wu Zhishan angrily struck again: "Classmate Sun Youbin, because of your family's special physique, how many eunuchs did your ancestors produce?"
Sun Youbin clasped his hands together and begged for mercy: "Dear classmates and brothers, I was wrong. I shouldn't have told you, and I shouldn't have deliberately frightened you.
Just spare me this time!"
Li Geng stood up, clenched his hands loudly, walked to Sun Youbin, and looked at him condescendingly, "How can I take advantage of you like this!
It’s not yet the start of school. On the first day when we have just gathered six people in our dormitory, you deceived your classmates in the same dormitory and damaged the image of northerners.
You tell yourself! How to punish you!"
"Dear classmates, we are all in the same dormitory, and we will live together for four more years. We are all revolutionary comrades who have gathered together for a common ideal. During these four years, we will establish a deep revolutionary friendship!
Regarding the innocuous little mistakes that revolutionary comrades make inadvertently, shouldn’t we focus on criticism and education, and give them a hand instead of beating them into the enemy’s ranks?”
Duan Hongxuan really didn't expect that Sun Youbin was very eloquent.
At this time, Yang Shijie pushed his glasses again with his hand, "We were about to establish a revolutionary friendship with you, but before the revolutionary friendship was established, you took the initiative to destroy it!
Alas! We are really powerless!
As freshly enrolled students with little experience in political struggle, our eloquence is not good either, so we cannot carry out oral criticism and education.
Then only by physically making the student who made the mistake feel pain can it be possible to bring him back into the revolutionary ranks!"
After hearing this, everyone nodded and gathered around with ill intentions.
"Help!" Sun Youbin's wail soon sounded.
Everyone was jostling for a while, and Yang Shijie suddenly said: "Just now, classmate Sun Youbin called us eldest brother, and I suddenly remembered, should we each introduce our ages, rank them by age, and discuss our age!"
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Naturally, this proposal was unanimously approved by everyone.
In terms of age, Duan Hongxuan is naturally the youngest. His sixteen-year-old age surprised everyone.
Unexpectedly, the oldest one is Wu Zhishan, a native of Shuchuan. He is just in his early twenties and only celebrated his birthday in July.
Finally, Wu Zhishan is the eldest, the second is Li Geng, a big man from Shandong, the third is Liang Yingchun, a fat boy from Jinmen, the fourth is Sun Youbin, a thin scholar from Kyoto, the fifth is Yang Shijie, a glasses man from Jiangnan, and Duan Hongxuan is the youngest and sixth.
The second and third eldest children are both 20 years old, and the fourth and fifth eldest children are both nineteen years old. Duan Hongxuan's age is really too abrupt.
After everyone arranged their seats, they were very excited.
Sun Youbin, the fourth child, suggested that in order to celebrate that everyone has entered college and is lucky enough to live in the same dormitory, and now that there are different sizes, should we go out to celebrate?
Everyone agreed with this proposal, but when it came to how to celebrate, everyone was a little embarrassed.
Nowadays, unless they are a cadre family, ordinary families are not very wealthy.
Looking at everyone's clothes, although they were not in a state of patching, Duan Hongxuan could also see that everyone would feel a little distressed if they really wanted to go out to a restaurant.
College students in this era are still very frugal and try their best to reduce the burden on their families.
Because in this era, the illiteracy rate in the entire country is still very high. In order to develop and construct the country, there is an extreme shortage of talents. The country uses various methods to eliminate illiteracy.
The status of a high school student in this era is far higher than that of undergraduate graduates from 985,211 universities in later generations.
The state provides full subsidies to college students. Not only are tuition fees, room and board, etc. free of charge, but for current college students, there is also a monthly food subsidy of about 15 yuan depending on the region.
Many college students will save the money from school subsidies and send it back home, let alone ask for money from home, which is basically impossible!
Seeing that it was a bit cold, he looked at the time and it was already 11 o'clock. Duan Hongxuan thought for a while, and then said: "How about this!
It’s rare for everyone to come together from all over the world and become brothers in the same dormitory. We will live together for four more years!
I happen to plan to go home for lunch at noon, so why don’t I invite you all to my home for lunch today!"
"Ah!" The remaining people in the dormitory looked at each other, and finally Sun Youbin said: "Classmate Duan Hongxuan, will this disturb your family too much?"
Duan Hongxuan smiled nonchalantly and said: "I am the only one left in our family now. Last year, my parents died in the line of duty and I am an orphan now!
The only one in the family now has a god-sister from a neighbor whom she recognizes. There is no one else, so there is no need to disturb her.
If you go there, you can just add some popularity to my family, and you can recognize the door by the way.
After all, I came to Kyoto to go to university, and I have a local classmate in the same dormitory, so I have to know where my classmate’s home is!"
"Ah? This...! I'm sorry, Duan Hongxuan, for reminding you of something sad!" Everyone really didn't expect that Duan Hongxuan was an orphan, so they all apologized.
Duan Hongxuan quickly stopped him, "What does this have to do with you? How can you apologize?
Okay, it’s all the old men, not the mother-in-law!
Just leave, let's go now!
I can just treat you as coolies, and you can help me move things to school when you come back!
You think this meal is for nothing, you think so!"
When Duan Hongxuan said this, everyone knew that he did it on purpose to prevent everyone from being embarrassed.
I recorded this sentiment in my mind, and immediately cooperated: "Okay, if you eat a meal from you and treat us as coolies, you are simply a capitalist who exploits our hardworking people!
Classmates, we must defeat this unscrupulous capitalist!"
Everyone responded one after another, opening their mouths to attack Duan Hongxuan, and then went downstairs in a row.
Duan Hongxuan set off first on his bicycle, and the rest were led by Sun Youbin. They took the bus to the entrance of Luogu Lane, and then Duan Hongxuan estimated the time to pick them up.
Duan Hongxuan pushed his bicycle and walked out of the campus with everyone to the bus stop. Then he waved goodbye to everyone, got on his bicycle and left.
