Chapter 191 A pleasant afternoon between He Yuyu and the members of dormitory 207
On the first day Duan Hongxuan reported at the university, six people in the same dormitory arrived.
Through brief contact, Duan Hongxuan had a good impression of the other five roommates. Perhaps this is a common trait among college students in this era.
As the boss of the dormitory, perhaps because of his age, Wu Zhishan, a Sichuan native, doesn't talk much, but he gets to the point every time he speaks, considers issues thoughtfully, and is very calm.
The second eldest brother, Li Geng, is a big man from Shandong. He is very forthright, but his mouth is clumsy, but he is a real person.
The third child, Liang Yingchun, may have been influenced by Jinmen cross talk. He is smooth-talking and sometimes speaks humorously, but he is more measured. And it is obvious that, as a rare fat man in this era, he is more keen on food and drink. It is difficult to
Withstand the temptation of delicious food.
As a native of Kyoto, Sun Youbin, the fourth child, has the unique habit of being a talkative person. He is sharp-tongued, quick-thinking, and loves to joke. However, when he makes jokes, he sometimes has no sense of propriety, and often gives people the impression that he is not talking clearly.
The feeling of the brain.
Lao Wu Yang Shijie has the delicate mind unique to Jiangnan people, his brain is flexible, but he has a good command of speech, and he has a maturity that belies his age.
In short, Duan Hongxuan felt that these five roommates were all good people and could be socialized, so he invited them to his home for dinner.
During the dinner party, as everyone gradually became familiar with each other, the conversation gradually relaxed, and everyone's personality characteristics were undoubtedly revealed.
The others were fine, but the biggest problem of the fourth child, Sun Youbin, was immediately exposed, that is, when joking, he said whatever came to his mind, and his mental problem of being unable to speak was completely exposed.
In this era, this is a mouth that invites disaster, especially in four or five years, when the storm really starts to rise. In the era of strong winds, often a casual sentence can send you to the eighteenth level of hell.
It may even affect the relatives and friends around you.
If you meet some people with weird thoughts, your family may be ruined just because of a word!
Except for Duan Hongxuan, everyone here is not aware of the storm that will rage throughout society a few years later, but some words are still relatively sensitive in this era.
Therefore, when they heard Sun Youbin making a joke, everyone couldn't help but feel that something was wrong, and they all started to mention Sun Youbin.
Duan Hongxuan even knew that in four or five years, if Sun Youbin did not change his habit of speaking without restraint, he would most likely fall into trouble because of his mouth.
So Duan Hongxuan bluntly pointed out Sun Youbin's problem, "Sun Youbin, you can't talk but you have a problem with your brain. People who know you or don't have any bad intentions will know that you just love to make jokes, so just smile and get over it!
If you really meet someone who has some dirty thoughts, they can just catch you with a word and give you a guideline, and then it will be enough for you to drink!
If you don’t do it well, your family will be hurt!
You must get rid of this problem, especially during the four years of college. You must get rid of it as soon as possible. Otherwise, if you are still like this when you work, then you will be lucky!"
The boss Wu Zhishan also looked at Sun Youbin seriously, "Duan Hongxuan is right. You must keep his words in mind. This is all for your own good!"
The second eldest child, Li Geng, also nodded and said: "Yes, I also think some of Sun Youbin's jokes are a bit inappropriate. Sometimes what he says is inappropriate and makes people feel bad!"
"It's a joke, I also like to joke, but you have to control the timing of which jokes can and cannot be made.
If you can't master the tone of joking, then just don't joke with others, otherwise it will be a trivial matter to make others unhappy. As classmate Duan Hongxuan said, if others take advantage of your words and cause trouble for yourself, then it will be real.
What a bad dish!"
Little fat Liang Yingchun also spoke in agreement.
Yang Shijie raised his hand to push up his glasses on the bridge of his nose again, "Logically speaking, as the capital, the political atmosphere should be very strong. As a native of Kyoto, Sun Youbin, you should be very politically sensitive. How can you be so open to such things?"
What about the measured jokes?
Are you like this at home? Do your family members ignore you?
It is not easy for everyone from all over the world to gather in the same dormitory, but it is also a rare fate.
Everyone really treats you as a good brother in the dormitory, so they say this to you. Otherwise, who would be willing to say these offending words for no reason!
Especially the words of classmate Duan Hongxuan are very good words of wisdom. I hope you can listen to them carefully!"
Sun Youbin listened to everyone talking to each other. He was a little depressed at first, but as he listened, he felt something was wrong.
After all, in this era, there are no fools who can get into college, especially those who get into Shuimu University, one of the top institutions of higher learning in the country.
Sun Youbin looked at everyone's serious expressions, and then thought carefully about what everyone said. Although he was a little embarrassed, he had also realized that these roommates were really doing good for him.
This made Sun Youbin, who had figured it out, express his heartfelt gratitude to these roommates whom he had just met for a day!
After being silent for a while, Sun Youbin stood up and bowed seriously to his roommates.
"Thank you everyone!
I, Sun Youbin, am not an ignorant person, and I can still understand everyone’s kind words.
I know that everyone is doing it for my own good, and I will definitely keep what you just said in mind.
I'm used to making jokes at home, but this is the first time I've been told that because of a joke!
It is precisely because of this that I should thank you all the more, because I know that everyone really regards me as a brother!
I will definitely change my habit of speaking freely as soon as possible. I hope everyone can supervise me. I would like to thank you all again!"
With that said, Sun Youbin bowed again at 90 degrees.
Well, it seems that this guy really listened, and now everyone is relieved.
Duan Hongxuan saw that the atmosphere was a little serious, so he said: "Okay, classmate Sun Youbin has realized his mistake, then everyone will slowly supervise him to correct it in the future.
Are your stomachs not so full now?
Then let’s go sit in the yard, drink some tea, eat melon seeds, and chat.”
"Okay!"
"Let's go to the yard and wait for a while!"
When they came to the yard and sat down, Duan Hongxuan made tea. Everyone lay comfortably on the chairs, rubbing their bellies comfortably, shouting "It feels so comfortable!" and "I don't even want to go back to school!"
"Classmate Duan Hongxuan, what should I do if I also want to live here?".
"Eh? Why is classmate Sun Youbin so quiet? He actually shuts up for the rare occasion!"
"Sixth Master, I don't follow everyone's advice. I should talk less and think more, so as not to cause trouble to come out of my mouth!"
Knowing your mistakes can make a lot of improvements!
Those who can seriously correct their mistakes are still good classmates and good comrades!"
Sun Youbin also bowed exaggeratedly and said: "Thank you Master Liu for the compliment!"
"Well! Children can be taught!"
"That's not right! I said classmate Sun Youbin, you call classmate Duan Hongxuan Liu Ye, and you call us brothers. Why do I feel that this is a generation ago?
With the way you call me, shouldn’t you call me Third Master?”
Liang Yingchun straightened up and asked in surprise.
"Huh? It seems so, shouldn't I be the second master?" Li Geng also asked excitedly.
Yang Shijie said seriously: "It wouldn't be bad if I could be a fifth master!"
"Then I am the uncle? Uncle? Why does it sound a little weird, like the curse words you Kyoto people use, right?
Then what should I call you?" Wu Zhishan asked a little depressed.
Sun Youbin was so angry that he shouted: "Master, they all want to take advantage of me. We are all brothers in the same dormitory, so what the hell!"
Then he said aggrievedly: "The reason why I call my classmate Duan Hongxuan Liu Ye is because I was forced to do so. I had to succumb to Liu Ye's power!
Forget it, just stay where it's cool!"
"Hahaha! Damn, this is the first case where your bad mouth has caused trouble!
From now on, when Liu Ye Liu Ye screams, it will remind you at any time that you may get into trouble if you open your mouth, and it will also give you a long memory!"
Liang Yingchun gloated unkindly.
Not to mention, through this dinner party, and after everyone pointed out Sun Youbin's problem with speaking freely, these six people invisibly felt that their relationship seemed to have gotten closer and their relationship became closer.<
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The subsequent chat seemed more casual.
While everyone was talking and laughing, He Yuyu came out of the kitchen.
When everyone saw it, they quickly restrained themselves a little and greeted He Yuyu.
He Yuluo also greeted everyone generously.
Duan Hongxuan handed over a cup of tea, "Have the steamed buns been cooked yet?"
He Yuyu took the tea cup and nodded: "The steamed buns have just been steamed in the pot, I will check the time later!"
"Thank you for your hard work!"
He Yuyu nodded, smiled and said nothing.
Wu Zhishan said: "It's really hard this time, classmate He Yuyu.
Classmate He Yuyu’s cooking skills are really great!”
Before He Yuyu could speak, Duan Hongxuan said first: "It goes without saying that He Yuyu's father and brother are both famous chefs, and this is a family skill!"
"No wonder, it turns out that's the case, then we are really in luck today!
Classmate He Yuyu’s cooking skills are probably no worse than those of ordinary chefs!”
As a foodie, the little fat man immediately spoke.
He Yuyu rolled his eyes at Duan Hongxuan and explained sheepishly: "Where is it? Don't listen to Brother Hongxuan's nonsense.
It’s true that my father and brother are great chefs, but I haven’t learned their cooking skills at all. I can only make a few home-cooked dishes, and the taste is just edible!
The dishes on today’s table are all made by Brother Hongxuan himself.
Don’t be fooled by him, his cooking skills are even better than my brother’s!"
Duan Hongxuan covered his forehead in an exaggerated manner, "My sister was raised in vain, and now I have revealed all my secrets!"
"Master Liu, is what classmate He Yuyu said true?" Sun Youbin's face was full of surprise.
Liang Yingchun exclaimed exaggeratedly: "Classmate Duan Hongxuan, is it really you who cooked today? Oh my God, I am so happy. I actually have a roommate whose cooking skills can rival the chef!
Let’s discuss it, okay?
From now on, you can cook for us every week! We will figure out the ingredients."
Hearing Liang Yingchun's suggestion, even Wu Zhishan, who has always been steady, was a little moved. After all, Sichuan Province is also a province rich in foodies.
Thinking about the meal just now, even though their stomachs were full, the students in Dormitory 207 of Shuimu University still couldn't help but want to drool.
Everyone looked at Duan Hongxuan with expectant eyes.
Duan Hongxuan leaned back depressedly and wailed: "Oh my god, please quickly send down a lightning bolt to kill these foodies!
Why did I become roommates with these people!"
Seeing Duan Hongxuan's reaction, everyone's eyes lit up and they began to discuss how to prepare the ingredients, what kind of ingredients to prepare, and where to cook.
I really feel that Duan Hongxuan is a bit far away, and the round trip alone takes two hours.
The five foodies discussed it enthusiastically, leaving Duan Hongxuan aside. No one considered his opinion at all.
"Hey! Did you make a mistake?
I don’t think I promised you, right? You’ve just started discussing it, why don’t you come and ask for my opinion?
Are you planning to do it yourself?"
Yang Shijie pushed up his glasses and said, "Classmate Duan Hongxuan, can you tell me where you are ranked in the dormitory?"
"Ranked sixth!"
"How many people are there in our dormitory?"
"What happened to the six people?"
"We have a total of six people in dormitory 207, and you are ranked sixth, which means you are the youngest!
The first five people are older than you. Do you think you still have a say once we make a decision?
According to the principle of democratic centralism, we have five votes to you and one vote. Do you think we need to ask for your opinion again?
In other words, all five of us have agreed, does your opinion still matter?"
"Hahaha, beautiful! Classmate Yang Shijie is so right!
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So, Mr. Liu, just stay aside in peace and contentment!
Once we have all discussed it, I will inform you and then you can perform your duties as a cook on time!"
Sun Youbin laughed happily.
Liang Yingchun also shouted happily: "Haha, great!
When I came to school, I was worried that I would starve and lose weight in school, but now I don’t have to worry!”
He Yuyu watched Duan Hongxuan and his roommates laughing and joking, and felt that Duan Hongxuan's classmates were very interesting.
Looking at Duan Hongxuan's depressed expression, I couldn't help but giggle.
Everyone laughed for a while, and finally Wu Zhishan said: "Okay, let's have a joke.
But to be honest, Sixth, we have just arrived at school, we are not familiar with the place, and your home is a bit far away.
After we gradually became familiar with the school and found a place where we could cook by ourselves, the five of us pooled our money to prepare the ingredients. Without saying much, just cook for us twice a month!
The food you cook is really delicious!"
Liang Yingchun immediately added: "Old Liu, only twice a month!
Don’t forget about democratic centralism. Now it’s five votes to one, so you have to think carefully before answering!”
Duan Hongxuan said angrily: "Eat, eat, eat, you, a little fat guy, know how to eat!
Okay! Twice a month, I promised, you can find a place to cook by yourself."
"Yeah!" Sun Youbin and Liang Yingchun jumped up excitedly.
Even the remaining three people waved their fists with joy.
After Sun Youbin finished dancing, he still hadn't forgotten He Yuyu, and said happily: "I think the biggest contributor should be classmate He Yuyu. If it weren't for her, we wouldn't have known that Duan Hongxuan's cooking skills were so good.
There will be no more delicious food to enjoy twice a month in the future!
So I have a suggestion, should we invite He Yuyu to join us when we have dinner together?"
"It makes sense, I think we should invite He Yuyu!" The little fat man was the first to agree.
The other people thought about it and nodded.
He Yuyu looked at Duan Hongxuan excitedly and asked: "Brother Hongxuan, can I participate?"
Duan Hongxuan applauded He Yuyu for expanding his social circle and making more friends.
On the surface, he remained calm and deliberately pretended to be reluctant: "If you want to participate, just participate!
You little traitor, you only got the chance to party by betraying me!
They all agreed, five votes to one. Is it useful if I don’t agree?"
After speaking, no one paid attention to him, and he drank tea by himself dejectedly.
He Yuyu knew Duan Hongxuan quite well. When he saw Duan Hongxuan like this, he knew that he actually agreed. He immediately smiled happily and said, "Thank you brothers for inviting me to your dinner party. I will definitely attend as long as I can spare the time!" Sun Youbin looked at Duan Hongxuan who was sipping tea, rolled his eyes, and suggested: "Everyone, do you think we have achieved a staged victory in the fight against someone today?
Should we celebrate?
I suggest that as the victorious party, how about drinking tea instead of wine and clinking glasses to each other to celebrate?"
Everyone still didn't understand what Sun Youbin meant, so they glanced at Duan Hongxuan, and all spoke in agreement, then yelled at each other and raised their teacups. Even He Yuyu was invited.
He Yuyu giggled and looked at the depressed Duan Hongxuan. He happily responded to everyone's call and raised the tea cup in his hand.
Now it was better. Six people, including He Yuyu, happily clinked glasses with each other and cheered loudly for victory, leaving Duan Hongxuan alone aside.
Duan Hongxuan looked depressed on the surface, but actually he was very happy in his heart, watching the six people happily laughing and cheering for victory.
It was also the first time for He Yuyu to play with so many young people, and they were all top students of Shuimu University. He felt very excited. Now he let go and cheered with everyone. He found it very interesting.
The cheers temporarily came to an end, and Yang Shijie pushed up his glasses with his hand, "Duan Hongxuan, as a member of dormitory 207, you should not be isolated.
You see, even He Yuyu is actively moving closer to the 207 organization, which shows that your ideological awareness as a classmate still needs to be improved.
Now, the members of the 207 organization have not given up on you and have extended a helping hand to you, hoping to save you.
How about it? Are you prepared to cut yourself off from the people? Or are you planning to return to the embrace of Organization 207?"
Duan Hongxuan said dejectedly: "My thinking is backward, and I have made a serious review in my heart.
I am now applying to return to the embrace of Organization 207, please accept me!"
"Well! Very good!
We still focus on saving comrades who have made mistakes.
Now that Duan Hongxuan has deeply realized his mistake, as the top leader of the 207 organization, Comrade Wu Zhishan, does he agree to readmit Duan Hongxuan?"
Yang Shijie said in a serious manner.
Wu Zhishan nodded pretendingly: "Yes! After careful consideration by the organization, Dormitory 207 has decided to readmit Duan Hongxuan!"
"Wait a minute, boss, even if students who make mistakes are readmitted, shouldn't they still be tested?"
Sun Youbin interrupted Wu Zhishan and suggested.
"Well! Classmate Sun Youbin's opinion is worth considering, so what do you think should be the test?"
"Hehe! If classmate Duan Hongxuan wants to return to the embrace of the two-person organization, he must have a certificate of nomination, right?" Sun Youbin said with ill intentions.
When Duan Hongxuan heard this, he immediately grabbed Sun Youbin's pigtail and said: "Hey! Classmate Sun Youbin, you think this is a bandit joining the gang, why do you need to surrender!
Boss, I suspect that classmate Sun Youbin is an undercover agent of the bandits who broke into our organization!
If I report him now, will I be considered a meritorious service?"
He Yuyu couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Wu Zhishan slapped his forehead speechlessly, and then looked at Sun Youbin, "I said, classmate Sun Youbin, why can't you speak like you're thinking?
You can even say something like a certificate of application!"
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Sun Youbin quickly clasped his hands together and kept apologizing: "Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue!"
Yang Shijie pushed up his glasses again, "Classmate Sun Youbin, I give you a chance to reorganize your language!"
Before Sun Youbin could speak, Duan Hongxuan said coldly: "I'm talking about Yang Shijie, from the time I went to school to report in the morning, and then I met you in the dormitory, until now, why do you push up your glasses every time you talk?
?
Boss, I will report again. Generally, enemy agents will have some specific actions as secret codes.
Every time classmate Yang Shijie speaks, he pushes up his glasses with his hand. I suspect this is some kind of communication code.
I report classmate Yang Shijie as an enemy agent who broke into our 207 organization!"
Now even Wu Zhishan and others couldn't bear it any longer. Except for Yang Shijie, everyone else was so amused that they laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.
Only Yang Shijie was depressed and habitually wanted to push the glasses on the bridge of his nose with his hand, but as soon as he raised his hand, he put it down again in depression.
Now everyone laughed even harder.
After laughing for a while, everyone slowly stopped. Wu Zhishan asked Yang Shijie curiously, "Classmate Yang Shijie, I also discovered this habit of yours. Why do you push your glasses with your hands every time before speaking?" Yang Shijie explained depressedly: "My short-sightedness is a bit hereditary, and I have been wearing glasses since I was in elementary school.
Everyone should know that these glasses are relatively heavy. When I was in elementary school, it was very uncomfortable to have such heavy glasses on the bridge of my nose. I would often push them with my hands to reduce the pressure on my nose, so that I would feel more comfortable.
Over time, it will gradually become a habit!
This habit has been developed since childhood and is really difficult to break!"
After hearing this, Duan Hongxuan laughed and said: "Okay, this is all a joke, no one is telling you to change your habit!
I'm just a little curious and took this opportunity to ask!"
After listening to Yang Shijie's explanation, Duan Hongxuan understood that in this era, all glasses in China were basically made of glass lenses. Due to the craftsmanship, the lenses were relatively thick, so they were heavier, and it would be difficult to press them on the nose for a long time.
It’s rather uncomfortable.
After everyone laughed, they started chatting about other topics, making harmless jokes from time to time, and spent a lively and enjoyable afternoon!
