Chapter 384 Shazhu’s title as the God of War in the Siheyuan
Silly Zhu’s true expression made everyone present feel sad. He Yuyu couldn’t stop crying. Yu Li and Yu Haitang had to comfort her!
Yi Zhonghai patted Silly Zhu and comforted him: "Okay Zhu Zhu, it's your blessing to have such a good brother as Hongxuan, you should be happy!"
Then he looked up at the crowd and said, "It's a blessing for all of us to be able to gather in Hongxuan's small courtyard today, and to be so close to Hongxuan!"
The deaf old lady scolded Silly Zhu: "Okay, Zhu Zhu, you are such an adult now, you are not afraid of people's jokes!
Besides, you still have a biological sister named Yuyu, and now you have a wife!
If you are like this, what should Hongxuan do? He is a serious orphan!
From now on, you, Hongxuan, and Yuyu, you will be brothers, brother and sister, get along well and help each other. You are so young, your days will be long, and the good days are still to come!"
Duan Hongxuan felt a little embarrassed. He had a conscience. He copied this boiled fish dish from a Sichuan cook from a later mountain city. It just happened that the last step required pouring a spoonful of hot oil. He just let Silly Zhu do it.
Go to the dinner table and finish it in front of the leaders so that Sha Zhu can leave a good impression on the leaders. It is really not a dish he specially invented for Sha Zhu!
This misunderstanding is really a big one, but he can't explain it.
Forget it, just make a mistake and let him, Duan Hongxuan, shamelessly accept the credit!
"Brother Zhuzhu, how come you suddenly shed horse urine in such a happy day today? This is not the style of your Siheyuan God of War!
You are not afraid of losing your reputation as the God of War in the courtyard!"
Duan Hongxuan deliberately teased Silly Zhu this time, so everyone could not spit out the food in their mouths.
"Keke!" Qin Huairu couldn't help it anymore, "Siheyuan God of War? What is this name?
Hongxuan, why did you think of giving Zhuzi such a nickname? It’s so funny!
Cack!"
Not to mention Qin Huairu, even Yi Zhonghai suppressed a smile: "Yeah! Yeah! Hongxuan, what do you, the God of War in the courtyard, say?"
"Aren't I lamenting that Brother Zhuzhu has fought all over the courtyard without any opponent, so I call Brother Zhuzhu the God of War!"
The eldest mother laughed and said: "Hongxuan, you are making fun of the pillar again!
The God of War is the God of War, why do we need to add a courtyard in front? Why does it sound so awkward!"
Duan Hongxuan deliberately looked aggrieved and explained to the aunt: "Brother Zhuzhu is invincible in the courtyard! Oh, by the way, I forgot that Brother Zhuzhu has beaten the entire alley!
Auntie, if you think the courtyard is too small, then call it Brother Zhuzhu, Nanluoguxiang God of War?"
"Hahaha!"
Now everyone couldn't help it anymore, everyone was laughing so hard, and the deaf old lady even laughed and used her cane as if she was going to hit Duan Hongxuan!
Silly Zhu was so moved that his eyes were red and his voice was choked with sobs. Duan Hongxuan suddenly broke his guard. His moved emotions disappeared immediately. His head was covered with black lines, and he wanted to strangle Duan Hongxuan to death.
The God of War in the Siheyuan, the God of War in Nanluoguxiang, these are all messy names!
If this spreads, doesn’t He Yuzhu want to lose face?
He Yuyu had just wiped away his tears, and there were still tears on his face. Then he burst out happy again. This sudden change of mood made He Yuyu so angry that he kept rolling his eyes at Duan Hongxuan! Everyone laughed for a while, and then Duan Hongxuan continued: "That's right! It's rare for everyone to get together for dinner today. There is a table with such rich food and good wine. Everyone should enjoy the food happily. Why bother?
So sentimental!
Brother Zhuzhu, are you right?"
Silly Zhu said angrily: "Yes, everything you say is right, I'm just being pretentious!
I remember this time, I won’t be serious with you in the future!”
"Hey hey hey!" Duan Hongxuan giggled a few times indifferently, and then greeted everyone: "Okay, hurry up and eat with your chopsticks!
You see, Yan Jiedi and Banggian Xiao think they are just thieves, and while you are being pretentious here, they will have their mouths full of oil!"
Yan Jiedi doesn't care what Duan Hongxuan says. The table is full of good food right now, so let's eat it first.
She made a face at Duan Hongxuan and continued to eat.
Bangge and Xiaodang are still young, so they can’t worry about other things when they have delicious food!
The three of them were sucked in by the spicy taste of the boiled fish, but they still sucked in the cold breath while continuing to mouth it!
Everyone looked at them and felt very funny. Qin Huairu asked Xiaodang worriedly: "Xiaodang, is it spicy? If it's spicy, don't eat this. There are so many good dishes on the table. Eat some."
Something else!"
The little girl looked up at Qin Huairu, and she stuck out her tongue because it was so spicy. She took a few breaths of cool air, and then said to Qin Huairu: "Ha, ha, ha, mom, it's spicy and delicious!"
"Hahaha!" Everyone was amused by Xiao Dang's funny look. The deaf old lady asked Duan Hongxuan a little worriedly: "Hongxuan, it's so spicy, the three little ones won't turn around and have diarrhea, right?"
Duan Hongxuan smiled and shook his head: "Grandma, don't worry, it won't happen!
I just know that there are three of them today, so the spiciness is not too high, so it’s not a big problem! If you’re not used to it, the most you can do is turn around and finish pooping, which may hurt your butt!”
"Pfft!" Yu Haitang couldn't help but laugh when he heard it. He smiled and asked Duan Hongxuan curiously: "Brother Hongxuan, why does your butt hurt?"
When Silly Zhu heard Yu Haitang's question, he couldn't help but reveal a funny smile on his face!
Duan Hongxuan responded to Yu Haitang: "For some condiments we eat, there are a few words, called onion, spicy nose, garlic spicy heart, only spicy is so spicy that it makes the mouth spicy and the anus!
Onions, especially raw onions, may hurt your nose if you eat them, but you’ll be fine if you eat them!
If you eat too much raw garlic, you will feel burning in your stomach, but most people feel like heartburn. In fact, it is not heartburn, but stomachburn!
But both will be digested in the stomach!
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But peppers are different. People who are not used to eating peppers, whether raw or cooked, eat a lot of peppers. And because capsaicin is not digested, it will be excreted when eating, which will irritate people's rectum, especially
It's the anus, so there will be a burning feeling!
Do you understand now? If you understand, eat more!
Look at how delicious Yan Jiedi’s food is! A typical example of looking after the top and not the bottom!”
"Poof!"
"Hahaha!"
"Hongxuan, you are too bad. Ren Haitang is still a little girl. How can you talk to others like this!"
"That's right, Hongxuan, you are so bad that even Yan Jiedi made fun of you!"
When Duan Hongxuan said this, Yu Haitang immediately blushed. Yan Jiedi also blushed and held up her chopsticks, staring angrily at Duan Hongxuan.
Yu Li laughed until her stomach hurt. After she finished laughing, she asked Silly Zhu: "Zhu Zhu, is what Hongxuan said true or is it nonsense?"
Silly Zhu also had a smile on his face, and responded to Yu Li as if he was waiting for a good show: "Hongxuan is not talking nonsense, people who are not used to eating spicy food will feel better after eating it, and they will feel even better when they go back to defecate!
Hey hey hey!"
Although the deaf old lady also thought it was funny, she heard what Sha Zhu said was too indecent. She was just eating, so she scolded Sha Zhu: "We are still eating, what disgusting words did you two grandsons say! p>
Shut up!
Qin girl, watch Banggan and Xiaodang, don’t just eat the boiled fish, let them eat something else, or you will suffer a lot if you don’t look back!
Hurry up and eat your food, everyone is having a great life, and the table full of good food can’t stop your mouths!"
The deaf old lady has spoken, and everyone no longer dares to joke around, and they all eat food and drink wine honestly.
The aunt ate some side dishes from the boiled fish, and then said with emotion: "Hongxuan's boiled fish is really delicious, the taste is really strong, but it consumes too much oil!
The last spoonful of oil he poured was enough for our family for a month. This dish is really unaffordable!
Don’t cook boiled fish again in the future, it makes me feel bad just looking at it!”
The first man nodded and said: "Indeed, this dish consumes too much oil! Ordinary families can't afford it, but Zhu Zi can make it for the leaders at the steel rolling mill!"
Silly Zhu also nodded and said: "Indeed, I really can't afford it at home!
Just for me and Yu Li, this one dish would eat up our monthly oil ration!
At the steel rolling mill, as long as the leaders eat it once, no matter how much fuel it consumes, they will have to ask me to cook it for them later!
The key to this dish is the seasoning. Once the seasoning is adjusted, even the side dishes inside will be delicious!
Hehe! If I cook this dish for the boss, I won’t want to eat it. I can make more side dishes for myself in the kitchen to go with the wine!
Every time I make it for my boss, I add more seasonings and save them, and then cook some other dishes for myself. After they are cooked, I mix them with the seasonings for the boiled fish. The flavor is also the same as the garnishes in the boiled fish.
Not much different!"
When Duan Hongxuan heard this, he looked at Shazhu in surprise and thought, isn't Shazhu talking about Maocai? This is too ridiculous!
It seems that Shazhu really has some talent in cooking, at least his brain is flexible enough!
