Chapter 459 Duan Hongxuan returns to the dormitory, the fight in dormitory 207
Director Zheng treated him to a treat at noon. Duan Hongxuan and Director Lei followed Director Zheng and had a delicious meal in the school canteen. After eating and drinking, Director Zheng chatted with Duan Hongxuan for a while, and Duan Hongxuan left and returned.
Dormitory!
Duan Hongxuan has not been back to the dormitory much since he got his graduate status. Now that he thinks about it, he still misses the weird brothers in the dormitory.
When going up the stairs, seeing that no one was around, Duan Hongxuan took out a bag of fruit and a bag of cooked eggs from the space.
When Duan Hongxuan opened the dormitory door, several roommates were there. Everyone had just finished eating and were sitting and chatting, resting, and preparing for the afternoon classes.
As soon as they saw Duan Hongxuan come in, everyone was stunned for a moment. Then, before Duan Hongxuan could say hello to everyone, everyone in the dormitory burst into laughter. They ran over shouting and patting Duan Hongxuan on the shoulders and on the head.
The one who pinched his face and beat his chest just ravaged Duan Hongxuan!
Duan Hongxuan was immediately confused. When he reacted, everyone had dispersed. Even the two bags in his hand were taken away. Duan Hongxuan was left with a chicken coop on his head and his body covered with blood.
Standing at the entrance of the dormitory with a confused look on his face!
Several people in the dormitory acted as if Duan Hongxuan did not exist. They gathered around the table and were sharing the fruits in the bag with great shouts.
Duan Hongxuan was extremely depressed at the moment. Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, he had no choice but to say loudly: "Hey! You guys have gone too far!
You didn't say anything about grabbing my things, you still treated me like this, and now you are eating my things and you still ignore me. If you do this, I will never go back to the dormitory again!"
At this time, Liang Xiaopang turned his head and looked at Duan Hongxuan, showing a surprised expression: "Hey? Xiaoliu is here? Why did you go back to the dormitory?
Oops! Look, we were so focused on sharing the fruits that we didn’t notice you!
Sin, sin!
Everyone, please stop eating, Xiaoliu is back!"
When Liang Xiaopang shouted like this, everyone seemed to have just discovered Duan Hongxuan, and turned around to say hello to Duan Hongxuan!
Duan Hongxuan was both angry and funny. He stretched out his hand and pointed at a few people: "Just act, and act well!
I think you shouldn’t come to Shuimu University. You should go to the Film School!
Okay, okay, I remembered this time, and I planned to bring you some soy beef next week, but you did this to me!"
As soon as Duan Hongxuan said this, Liang Xiaopang hurried over and shouted exaggeratedly: "Oh! Xiaoliu, what's wrong with you? Why is it like this? Who did this? Tell the brothers,
Brothers, let’s go find some ground for you!”
Sun Youbin also quickly echoed: "Yes, Xiaoliu, tell the brothers who bullied you like this, brothers go and avenge you!"
The second eldest brother, Li Geng, looked at the other people, and then he said in a loud voice: "Yes, yes, Xiaoliu, we, we will help you get revenge!"
After saying that, Li Geng's face turned red and he stretched out his hand to scratch his head in embarrassment!
The eldest brother Wu Zhishan and the fifth child Yang Shijie laughed while nibbling the fruit in their hands and watching the show with smiles!
Duan Hongxuan ran his hand through his hair and nodded at Liang Xiaopang and Sun Youbin. Without saying anything, he stepped forward and pulled out a chair and sat down. Sun Youbin quickly came over and stretched out his hand to help Duan Hongxuan tidy up his clothes, while saying to Duan Hongxuan flatteringly.
: "Xiao Liu, your clothes are in a mess. Brother, let me help you tidy them up!"
Duan Hongxuan turned around and looked at Sun Youbin with a smile: "Fourth, what did you call me?"
"Xiao Liu!"
"Huh? It seems that I haven't been back to the dormitory for a while, so you are a bit forgetful!" Duan Hongxuan said, raising his hands and rubbing his fists.
When Sun Youbin saw it, his face suddenly turned bitter, and he said with a sad face: "Sixth Master, you are the master! I was wrong, I should call you Sixth Master!"
Duan Hongxuan nodded with satisfaction: "Yes! Not bad, it seems that he still has some memory!
It's bad luck for people when they go out, but Mr. Liu, I got into trouble when I walked in today!
Now, Master Six, I feel uncomfortable all over. I said, Fourth, please give Master Six a shoulder!"
Sun Youbin looked reluctant, but still stood helplessly behind Duan Hongxuan and pressed his shoulders!
Liang Xiaopang was also smiling with a smile on his face. He held a glass of water in both hands and handed it to Duan Hongxuan, "Xiao Liu, come here, have a drink of water!"
Seeing Duan Hongxuan take the water cup, Liang Xiaopang cautiously asked, "Xiao Liu, how about the water? It won't burn your mouth, right?"
Duan Hongxuan nodded: "Yeah! Not bad!"
"Haha, that's great. Do you want to eat an apple?"
"No need, I almost vomited at home!"
"...!"
Liang Xiaopang gritted his teeth depressedly and continued: "Xiao Liu, no, Master Liu, the food at your home is good, but the brothers are miserable at school!
During your absence, my brothers haven’t seen meat for a long time. They’ve been eating Chinese cabbage all day long. Look at my face, I almost look like a Chinese cabbage!
I have lost several pounds!
Mr. Liu, look at your house and see if there is any extra beef in soy sauce that you almost vomited, so you can use it to satisfy your brothers’ cravings?”
Duan Hongxuan turned his head and looked at Liang Xiaopang's chubby face, and said angrily: "You are the only one who has lost weight?
That’s just right, it’s time for you to lose weight!
It’s really rare that there are people in this day and age who can eat like you!
If there are fewer people like you, I don’t know how much food we can save for the country!
It just so happens that the country is not rich in food now, so you have the right to support the country's construction. In the future, you should eat less cabbage and lose weight!"
"You can't blame me for this! I have such a physique and even if I drink cold water, I will gain weight. What can I do?" Liang Xiaopang wailed.
"Drinking cold water can also make you gain weight? Oops! This is so strange! This is unscientific!
Most of the meat you grow is fat, and there is no fat in cold water!
You can gain fat just by drinking cold water. Oh my, I need to find a place to cut you up and study it carefully!
If we want to find out the secret from you, wouldn’t it mean that fat can be extracted from cold water in the future? This is a miracle in science!
Fat brother, I think you should contribute your hundred or so kilograms for the happiness of all mankind and the development of the entire social sciences!
All mankind will remember your contribution, and may our classmate Liang Yingchun be immortal forever!"
"Poof!"
"Hahahaha!"
"Slice! Hahaha!"
"...!"
Everyone in the dormitory burst out laughing at Duan Hongxuan's words. Only Liang Xiaopang, trembling all over, pointed at Duan Hongxuan and said, "Xiao Liu, you are so vicious, you actually want to slice me into pieces, my brother!
Brother, I just want you to order the beef with soy sauce, why don’t you take it and slice it for me!"
Yang Shijie raised his hand to push his eyes on the bridge of his nose, and said to Liang Xiaopang with a smile: "Third brother, you really need to lose weight. I don't know how you grew this fat!
We usually eat about the same amount of food. We are all almost malnourished, but you can still gain weight!
Either you secretly added extra meals behind our backs, or your physique is really weird!"
"The conscience of heaven and earth! Lao Wu, we are usually together, how could I possibly add something to the meal behind your back! Besides, even if I want to add something to the meal, I have no conditions!
If Xiaoliu doesn’t come, where can I go to get extra food? It’s just that my physique is like this, and there’s nothing I can do about it!”
The boss Wu Zhishan nodded and said: "What the third brother said is that he probably has this kind of physique, hmm! It may also have something to do with him not studying hard!
We are all very busy studying, which consumes a lot of brainpower. If he is lazy and greedy all day long, won't he have to gain weight?"
"Boss, that's unfair! I'm very diligent in my studies, okay! When I first started school, I was indeed a little lazy, but then Xiaoliu became a graduate student, so how could I still have the nerve to be lazy!
If you don’t believe me, just ask the fourth child, I’ve been spending a lot of time in the library with him recently!”
The fourth child, Sun Youbin, nodded and testified for Liang Xiaopang: "Boss, the third brother is right. He has been working hard on his studies recently, and he is even more serious than me!"
At this time, the second child, Li Geng, suddenly said: "Is your topic going a little off track? Why are you talking about the third child's weight loss issue?"
"That's right! Why are you talking about me? Shouldn't Xiaoliu prepare some delicious food for everyone?
Eating is the most important thing. How much weight have I lost!
Xiao Liu, Master Liu, please take pity on me! It’s been a while since we’ve seen any meat!"
"Isn't it right? There are meat dishes in the school cafeteria!"
"The meat dishes in the school cafeteria are not only expensive, but there are only a few pieces of meat in each dish. The brothers are really greedy!" Liang Xiaopang wailed.
Duan Hongxuan shook his head and sighed: "Hey! Originally, I went back to the dormitory temporarily today. I didn't prepare anything in a hurry. I just prepared some fruits and boiled eggs, thinking that I could temporarily satisfy the brothers' hunger and wait for a few days.
I’ll bring you some more soy sauce beef!
But I didn’t expect it. I originally set my heart on the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch!
As soon as I entered the dormitory, I was brutally ravaged by you. You didn’t care about brotherhood at all. You still want to eat my soy beef? Just dream!"
Liang Xiaopang was the most greedy. When he heard Duan Hongxuan's words, he immediately wailed and hurriedly went to the boss Wu Zhishan: "Boss, you don't just watch the fun, why don't you say a word!
If you don't say anything, the fragrant beef with soy sauce will fly away!"
The boss, Wu Zhishan, cleared his throat: "Ahem! Xiao Liu, everyone was just joking with you. It's been a while since we've seen you. This is an alternative way to express how much we miss you.
Love!"
"Yes, yes, yes, we really miss you, it's just that the way of expressing it is a bit strange!" Sun Youbin, the fourth child, quickly agreed, and the massage force on his hands increased a bit!
Duan Hongxuan glanced back and forth at the faces of everyone in the dormitory with a smile, and then said in the nervous and expectant eyes of everyone: "It is not impossible to consider the matter of soy beef, but I think you should rehearse what happened just now.
Passed!
Who came up with the idea? Push out the culprit and punish him personally, so of course there will be no shortage of soy sauce beef!"
