Gao Wu returns and becomes a neighbor in the courtyard Chapter 758 If there was no Jia Zhang family, we could have invited Qin Huairu and the others to celebrate the New Year together.
Chapter 758 If there was no Jia Zhang family, we could have invited Qin Huairu and the others to celebrate the New Year together.
Everyone made a big mistake about the third uncle Yan Bugui's calligraphy. After He Yuyu and Duan Hongxuan explained it, everyone realized that the quarrel for a long time turned out to be a complete misunderstanding!
After the matter was clarified, everyone then pointed the finger at Duan Hongxuan. He was the only one who knew it in his heart, but he just didn't say anything and just secretly watched everyone's jokes! Everyone blamed Duan Hongxuan.
The deaf old lady slapped Duan Hongxuan angrily and said, "You son of a bitch, you are just laughing at our jokes!"
Minister Lu and his wife also burst into laughter. Yi Zhonghai felt very embarrassed and glared at Duan Hongxuan with a bit of embarrassment, and then he also laughed.
Li Xianghong wrinkled her nose and snorted coldly: "Humph! We are all uneducated, and those who don't know calligraphy don't understand calligraphy at all!
Some people, just because they are literate, just look at the jokes made by uneducated people like us!"
When Duan Hongxuan heard this, he realized that this was not possible and quickly explained: "Sister Xiang Hong, please don't blame me randomly, I really don't mean that!
At first, when the first uncle said that the third uncle’s handwriting was similar to mine, I was still wondering, how could it be possible with just the few strokes of the third uncle’s handwriting?
But then I heard Uncle Lu continue to talk, and I realized that I don't know calligraphy.
The reason why I didn't remind you was just to have fun, and I didn't mean to look down on anyone!
Hahaha!"
You ask them, during the Chinese New Year, Ba Xiaoye would set the table outside the courtyard and finish writing couplets. Even those who usually see Ba Xiaoye would have to go over and say a few happy words to Ba Xiaoye.
He said something bad and begged Mr. Ba to write an auspicious and festive couplet?
"Hahaha!" Everyone burst into laughter. Duan Hongxuan smiled and pointed at the little tiger: "He is too wicked. He will hurt the Eighth Master so much that he will be driven off the pillar!"
Silly Zhu nodded: "What Xiaoma said is wrong. It's quite unlucky. Mr. Ba is so proud that he still has something to say!"
The little mother said: "It's time to go back and see his parents during the Chinese New Year! Hongxuan, Jingru will have to get some New Year's goods for them when he goes back!"
Young people celebrating the New Year should be happy and angry! You are afraid that Banggeng will make some fuss under the dinner table. If he is talking about me, it will feel uncomfortable; but if he says a few words of Banggeng
Yes, just in case, you mean just in case, if someone says something funny, then Bi Juanlan will start to make trouble again, and the atmosphere of the New Year will be bad, how can it be ruined!"
Yi Zhonghai sighed and shook his head. He had no idea whether to make up his mind, and the deaf old lady had no idea.
But this year with Jia Dongxu, Bi Juan is left with an orphan and a widow, a mother-in-law and a daughter-in-law, plus two children who are over ten years old!
He is the most uneducated person outside. Is it possible that the children outside the hospital will be uneducated in the future? Do you have any ideas? Who can you ask him for help?
Xiaojia was happy for a while, and then Yi Zhonghai said: "No, let's continue explaining tomorrow's arrangements.
Seeing that Yi Zhonghai had made up his mind, the little tiger said: "Master, if we still eat stir-fry, dumplings will be the first staple!"
Yu Haitang nodded, and Qin Jingru also said at that time: "You will also go back tomorrow, on the seventh day of the lunar month!"
When the Jia family heard this, they said to Haitang: "Begonia, tomorrow you get him some New Year's goods and he takes them home! Zhuzhu?"
"Haha, the dumplings are very fragrant today. Do you think the Jia family's suggestion is wrong? How about their little family?"
But now that both of them are here, with how much Aunt Wu attaches importance to our only female, Bi Juan, she has a temperament that everyone cares about if she has the law, so there is no guarantee that something will happen under the dinner table.
Come!
Yu Li and Jia Dongxu are still alive, and our family can live its own life!
Silly Zhu thought for a while and said: "To be honest, if Bi Juan has no Bi Juanlan, if you come together to celebrate the New Year, you have a little opinion, and if you have any objections, you will have fewer mouths, and you will eat a lot less!"
Didn't you just bring some dumplings, rice noodles, and a chicken for Sister Qin? Tomorrow you plan to braise some pig head meat and make some beef with sauce. Then you can cut some for our family.
, let us spend our own New Year at home!"
This is the first time that Minister Lu and his wife are celebrating the Chinese New Year with us, so he has to ask them what they know to eat!"
Duan Hongxuan elbowed Jia Jia, "He knows he is greedy for dumplings!"
Upon hearing this, Shazhu nodded happily: "Okay, you have a problem. Fortunately, you can learn a few seafood recipes from him!"
Unless his family really plans to put up new couplets on his door during the Chinese New Year, but no one else has new couplets on them, only his family has them, so it’s so unlucky!”
When the deaf old lady saw that all the arrangements were made, she tapped the crutch outside her hand and said, "Are you done with everything? Your old lady is sleepy, you have to go back and rest!"
At that time, Jia Xiaohu said: "Just think about it! Banggeng was taught like this by Bi Juanlan. When the time comes to eat at the table, you can imagine what Banggeng is like. He is a young man who just celebrates the New Year. He has no influence on our family."
bad mood!
If you feel bad like today, cook some food, drink some wine, and serve some dumplings first!"
"Hongxuan is wrong! Even Xu Xiaomao had to sweeten the situation for the eighth young master. He said a few bad words to the eighth young master in a bad voice, and asked the eighth young master to write a bad couplet for me!
In the future, your children will also have to rely on him!"
"Hahaha!"
If the little guys already know that Yu Li will also celebrate the New Year with us, you will inform you tomorrow. If the little guys refuse, just treat it as if you said it, and don't think less about it!"
Duan Hongxuan nodded: "What Zhu Zhu said is wrong. If one of Aunt Wu and Bang Gang comes to their place as a guest, there will definitely be trouble!
By the way, should Haitang and Jingru go home, or should they stay there?"
Yi Zhonghai looked at Xiaojia, who seemed to want to eat stir-fried dumplings, so he nodded: "Okay, this year's New Year's Eve dinner we will have stir-fried vegetables, and the first staple food will be dumplings!"
Jingru helped you a little there, how can I let you go back empty-handed during the New Year!"
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Wu Xinghua said with a smile: "How can you control that matter? Your wife is acting bad for your children, it's not too late for you to support your wife!"
Yi Zhonghai chuckled and said: "You and Xinghua have the same attitude about that matter. Your father must also support his little mother! You are both so young. At least difficulties will come to you and you will have children. You also want to have a future in the future.
My own child is even more hopeless, so it all depends on him!"
The Eight Young Masters just wrote couplets to celebrate the bad New Year. No matter it was Chef He or the Young Master, they had to be polite when meeting the Eight Young Masters, and they were eight points shorter when they followed them.
One can imagine how uncomfortable the eighth young master felt!
"Hey! Duan Hongxuan, did you say anything to Master Eight? Don't pull everything under you!"
Jia Xiaohu shook his head repeatedly: "Yes, please stop making trouble for you, you are the one who did it!"
The young mother first agreed with the Jia family's suggestion. When Yi Zhonghai heard this, he looked at the deaf old lady again. The deaf old lady said angrily: "Why does he always look at you? You are spending the New Year alone, so little
Where are the people!
"They...! Who are these people!" The little tiger was made to cry and laugh, and everyone burst into laughter. The little mother laughed and said: "The one who knows the ability has to work less, who makes him a great scholar!
Qin Huairu's life is really miserable when she marries Yu Li!"
Jia Jia blushed, "Why don't you want to eat it?"
"Hahaha!"
Li Xianghong also nodded and said: "Just because he was writing couplets, he had to give the eighth young master a bad look. The couplets written by others were posted under his door. During the New Year period, anyone who saw the eighth young master had to say a few polite words to him.
A smiling face!
If you take away all the business of writing couplets for the eighth young master, the eighth young master will have a bad year!"
"You are in charge. Anyway, Bi Juanlan is left to him. If I write bad words in the future, your whole family will come to settle accounts with him!"
A while after the New Year's Eve dinner, we announced that we were going to make hot pot, everyone has opinions, right?"
The Jia family continued to Haitang: "He goes back and tells his parents that you and Zhuzi will come visit us on the seventh day of the lunar month!"
Don’t have a bad New Year’s Eve dinner and end up in a panic!
"Grrrr!"
"Master, just write the couplets outside your hospital, or at least help them write them, and you can write the rest!
Of course, that's just your personal idea. Do you mean to force me? Let me tell you my own thoughts!
The New Year’s goods you collected this year don’t include a lot of seafood. When the time comes, you and Brother Zhuzi will prepare a small dinner for my family!”
Since Hongxuan's calligraphy is bad, let him write the couplets!"
It seems that it is the same as being uneducated!
That matter still has to fall under his shoulders!"
If Master Eight had really pointed to that, the whole family would have starved to death!"
Yu Haitang said: "You can go back after breakfast tomorrow and come back on the eighth day of the lunar month!"
As soon as Yi Zhonghai said that, everyone in the family was silent. Yi Zhonghai looked at it and sighed: "In previous years, you two invited Zhu Zhu, brother and sister Yu Yu and the old lady to spend the New Year together!
Let’s continue talking about the New Year’s arrangements. Now that we’ve finished talking, let’s go back and rest early!
Silly Zhu nodded sadly when he came back: "That's right, you're celebrating the New Year, no matter what, you have to ask Master Ba to write you a couplet with a bad meaning and post it at your door!"
Looking at the tense and joyful atmosphere outside the house, Minister Lu and his wife were very happy. They felt that they had come to Xiaohu's place this year for the Chinese New Year. In previous years, we were just an old couple at home, so how could it be so quiet and cheerful!
The Jia family said firmly at that time: "Master, if it's hot pot, let's eat it another day!
Duan Hongxuan turned to look at Bi Juanlan, who was shocked, "Sister Xiang Hong, Li Xianghong asked him to supervise their Jia Zhang family's calligraphy practice. Why is he looking at you?"
Jia Xiaohu continued to Silly Zhu: "Take Brother Zhuzi for example, if you can write calligraphy, no matter how happy he is, he will have to smile when he sees the eighth young master tomorrow, right?"
Xiaohu smiled bitterly and said, "Young master!"
"Hahaha!"
Upon hearing this, Li Xianghong waved her hands repeatedly: "Yes, yes, you spend the Chinese New Year at home by yourself, you are just mixing in with them!"
But the key point is that Bi Juanlan, with her temperament, is not just a reasonable shrew! The key point is that the shrew is very precious to our family BangGeng, and BangGeng's child has not been pampered by Aunt Wu!
Renba Xiaoye always points to the Chinese New Year at the end of the year, but you can compete with Ba Xiaoye for business!"
Yi Zhonghai stood up and said, "Is the little family separated?
Bi Juanlan was happy, "Hongxuan, what he said about the Eighth Young Master was a bit too miserable, and he pointed at that one time all year round!
Yi Zhonghai looked at it and felt reluctant. He nodded and continued: "Okay! Bi Juanlan's family celebrates the New Year at home. Should we celebrate the New Year with Yu Li?"
"He is the least educated person among us, and you are not even a junior high school student. Your own handwriting is like a dog crawling. How can you supervise your Jia Zhang family?
"Hey, not you yet! Your wife is also pregnant with a child!" Silly Zhu raised his hands lowly while laughing. Xiaojia looked at Xiaohu's depressed face and burst into laughter!
What do they think Mr. Renba earns? He really makes money by writing couplets, but he earns face by writing couplets!"
The deaf old lady also made up her mind upon hearing this, "If it's bad, just listen to Hongxuan. It's just us who are celebrating the New Year this year!"
Jia Xiaohu also smiled and said: "It's you who hurt Mr. Ba, but they got it wrong!
"That's alright! No matter how awesome he usually is, when he meets the eighth young master who writes couplets, he will be eight points shorter than anyone else!
I only get 87 cents for a couplet at least, and a small part of it is just a handful of melon seeds and peanuts. I can make a lot more by writing a few couplets!
Don’t look at how Ba Xiaoye just changed a handful of peanuts and melon seeds when he wrote a couplet, what Ba Xiaoye cares about most is that!
Silly Zhu nodded: "Okay, just a little New Year's gift, his decision will be ruined!"
Bi Juanlan, what if they also spend time with you this year?"
Minister Lu quickly waved his hand: "You are here as guests. As the saying goes, guests do as they please. They are the hosts. It is up to them to make the decision. You can eat whatever you want!"
"Mom, as you know, everything has been arranged.
Yi Zhonghai shook his head: "Okay, it's your fault, you know it but you're still talking nonsense!
If you really want to say that you look down on me, you would also look down on the words written by the third uncle!
It’s rare to see such a funny thing. It’s the Chinese New Year and everyone is having fun, but please don’t be on top of things!”
That’s right, Xiang Hong, we’ll wait until the Chinese New Year is over, and we have to let Dahu practice his calligraphy!”
It’s time for you to go back and rest, rest early, and get up early tomorrow, you’ll be busy!”
"It's not like that. That's forcing me to lie on you! Brother Xinghua, he also takes care of his wife!"
Anyway, you suspect that the hosts will treat you two guests harshly!
After everyone heard it and thought about it again, it was really like that!
So, all year round, it is not the time at the end of the year when the Eighth Master writes couplets, it is the time to earn the most face after meeting the little guy in Qiheyuan!
