Chapter 783 The women raised the flag to rebel, while the men retreated steadily
When Zhao Guowei talked about learning martial arts, several young people in the room became slightly interested. Wei Daosheng asked curiously: "Guowei, you have just practiced with your uncle for a few days, and you can have such good results? You should
You didn’t say that deliberately to curry favor with your uncle, did you?”
Jiang Jianshe also doubted: "That is, although I have never practiced boxing or kicking, I know to some extent that practicing martial arts cannot be effective in a day or two, but it requires years and months of hard work!
There’s no need for you to do this to curry favor with Hongxuan!”
Duan Hongxuan smiled and was speechless after hearing this. Zhao Guowei quit, "Hey! Why do I still want to fawn over my mistress? He has to call me big brother. I just need to ask him to teach me a few tricks, but he can't teach me honestly!"
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Jiang Jianshe said: "Then what you said is a bit too exaggerated, right? Even if you have been practicing with Hongxuan for three or two months, we won't say anything, but you have only been practicing with Hongxuan for a few days!
Hongxuan, do you think so yourself?"
Duan Hongxuan ate a piece of tofu in his mouth, put down his chopsticks, picked up the wine glass and took a sip of wine, and then said: "The second brother-in-law is right, martial arts training, even if it is just practicing some simple grappling and fighting moves, will not last for a while.
You can become famous through practice!”
When Jiang Jianshe heard this, he said proudly: "Listen to what I said!"
Duan Hongxuan continued: "But you must first understand what the essence of martial arts training is!
The essence of martial arts training is to hit people, first to hit them, and then to knock them down! Most martial arts routines are basically derived from ancient battlefield fighting. The most fundamental purpose is to kill others first after others beat him to death.
Beat to death!"
Director Zhao Xiao and Duan Hongxuan were immediately embarrassed. Zhao Yuejuan glared: "Brother, that's too much! Lao Ba, he also said that he would help mom with some housework at home. Yes, if someone takes care of him at home, he will
All I did was play all day long!”
Therefore, as long as you can unite your mind and eyes, and be both offensive and defensive, you will be able to win in actual combat!
The women were dejected one by one, losing ground one by one, losing ground one after another, and were finally forced to sign various equality treaties!
Godfather, you should take it seriously, right?"
Duan Hongxuan said awkwardly: "Dad, who of us can cook?"
Guo Weiwei wailed: "Seventh sister, he deliberately framed you! Godmother, you can save me from death!"
Moreover, they used to supervise each other outside the home and take time every day to practice Qiqin Xi seriously, which would only do them no harm or good!"
"Eh? How does it have anything to do with him? If he brought up the Qiqinxi thing, it wouldn't be your failure at that time, so he is the smallest contributor, and you all have to thank him!"
Duan Hongxuan and Zhao Guoxing nodded repeatedly: "I understand, Dad!"
Guo Weiwei said: "That's all nonsense. As long as you keep practicing all year round, even if you are 811 or 40 years old, I guarantee that you will walk as fast as flying, and everyone will be able to keep up with you!"
The same goes for them, they all have less villains, there is only one minister, one division director, not even a professor and deputy dean, and they are still having fun with kids like the seventh graders!" Director Wang scolded angrily.
Minister Lu, what Director Wang said to us was not bad at all. Guo Weiwei came to the rescue and said: "Godmother, it's the Chinese New Year, I'm just joking!"
Wei Wanqing, Shen Han, you all nodded and looked at Guo Viagra with a smile.
Zhao Guowei was a soldier. He practiced outside the army for several years and became a police officer before he recovered. His body and bones are slightly weaker than those of special people!
snort!"
Duan Hongxuan nodded repeatedly: "That's right. What Hongxuan said was wrong. Hey, that's it. It seems that you have to practice the Seven Animals Show very hard!"
In addition, Meng Heming learned Qiqinxi and basically practiced it seriously every day.
"Ahem, ahem, this little old bastard, the two of us used to have no eyesight in our family, so don't let his mother do everything by herself!
Mr. Wei touched his beard and said: "Junior Brother, Senior Brother is just making things difficult for him. When Senior Brother leaves in a while, I have to get a few jars of wine from him. Is that a problem?"
The eight little giants on the women's side had all surrendered, and the remaining big guys didn't dare to say anything. As a result, a bad lunch turned out to be a union of women and men to attack the women!
Professor Lu handed a piece of mutton to Director Wang, "Here, eat a piece of mutton, don't be angry!
"You feel sorry for us, but we just know that we feel sorry for you! As soon as you open your mouth, one of the three of us will offer to help you with some work. Each of them is like an old man. You and Dahan are not two people from outside the family. Girl, serve our eight young masters every day!"
Usually, even those who have practiced boxing and kicking kung fu, as long as they are a little weaker and stronger and more flexible, they will be more powerful in fighting with others. Why? Sometimes when I am attacking, I will punch others under the body. Others suffer it; when I defend, my reaction is a little slower and my body is more flexible. If he punches me, I can dodge it, or if he hits me, I can block it a little, which will cause me a small amount of damage. !
There were only eight male giants who were depressed. The remaining few senior men had no one to take the lead, and they also started to attack the women happily.
They do all kinds of housework all day long, and spend a small amount of time practicing Qiqinxi. Then each of them becomes weak and healthy and longevity, which is not bad. When you rest in the future, your body and bones will be fine. Let them leave the housework to them. Now that you are lying under the bed, it is time for them to take care of you!
There will be no help from Dahan and Yuejuan in the future. Now that Dahan has a big belly, how can he dare to let you do all the housework outside the home? Yuejuan is married again, and you are the only man who can work outside the home. of!
"Hahaha!"
The women and men were in low spirits, complaining and redressing their grievances, saying all kinds of things about the women, and criticizing them verbally!
Now in every household, men do all the housework and women drink all the tea!
What's this, little one, he's usually very busy at work, so I just made specific arrangements for him. But if he could go to work on time, we used to help his mother cook together!"
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"Godmother, you have to practice Qi Qin Xi seriously every day. Don't take it seriously. Did you tell them at the beginning? After practicing the Qi Qin Xi for many years, the body is weak and strong, and the ears and eyes are sharp. It has not yet extended life.
Why do you take it so seriously?
Director Zhao also nodded, "Yeah! We have to have a chat with Da Qi!"
When Guo Weiwei saw the kind eyes of the group of women outside the house, he suddenly panicked and said: "Seventh sister, please don't harm you, what does that have to do with you!"
From now on, it’s just their family. You see, our family has to allocate housework very well. If only your men can do the housework, their women are really like young masters.
God is sitting outside my home for you to take care of!"
Although I have only been following him for a few days, I don’t have the foundation to practice Qiqinxi. I am weak, have weak eyes, and have slow hands. Catching a few big thieves is still easy!”
"What kind of trouble does his eldest son want to make?" Director Wang warned.
"Grrrr!"
So, in the end, with the cheers of the women and men, the battle began with a small victory for the women and a small defeat for the women!
Of course, you had to learn to do some housework before!"
Guo Weiwei spread his hands: "Godfather, you have made a mistake, it's your turn!"
Mr. Wei also nodded and said: "Although you are proficient in martial arts, you still know a lot about Yiqi. The purpose of practicing martial arts is often to make the body weaker and stronger, so that the punches and kicks are less powerful, and to make the body more flexible so that others can easily hit you."
It's him!
You have time when you are busy with housework every day, but you still don’t have time to practice Qiqinxi!
Don’t you feel sorry for us and take all the work by yourself!”
Without that foundation, even if he has practiced boxing and kicking, he can still have some advantages in fighting with special people, let alone someone like Zhao Guowei!
Minister Lu nodded: "Yeah! You guys are practicing Qiqin Xi every day. It really feels wrong! It seems that you were more serious in the past. Even if you don't lie under the bed all day long to trouble Zinan when you get old in the future, Qiqinxi
You also have to practice hard to play!"
Laoba, I’ve left the hygiene outside the home to him before!
Uncle Lu, godfather, senior brother, did they say yes?" After saying that, Guo Weiwei looked at a few people with a funny look on his face!
Director Luo also nodded in agreement, "No, the commander-in-chief has already said that men and women hold up half the sky! Why should you men do the housework, and you should wait on their women?"
Those of you sitting here who have practiced Qi Qin Xi must have felt it. As he practices Qi Qin Xi every day, Kuai Kuai's body will become weaker and weaker, which does not mean that Kuai Kuai will become weaker and stronger, and his body bones will also weaken.
If he is more flexible, even if he practices for a long time, his reaction will be slightly slower than others!
To defend is to anticipate the enemy's opportunity, dodge and intercept!
Meng Heming smiled and said: "Godmother, that's enough, stop pretending!
In the dining room of the National Viagra Courtyard, on the seventh day of the Lunar New Year, the women and men of the eight families finally stood up and sang, completely overturning the hill of housework that was pressing them down. The women all looked sad and watched helplessly as the hill pressed them down again.
Under him!
Meng Heming was also happy when he saw the scene, "Godfather, they will allocate household chores outside the home. Don't just blame your godmother to do it alone!"
"So, when fighting in actual combat, there are two very important foundations, one is offense, and the seventh is defense!
Director Zhao Xiao coughed a few times and said, "Ahem, cough, what's this? In the past, I could just let my mother do all the housework outside the house, so let's help too!"
With your power outside the home, if you open your mouth, regardless of your godfather or your little brother Bage, who has to help you with your work honestly?
"Godmother, you really wanted to mess with me that time. You suddenly discovered just now that among their eight families, the head of the house didn't even have the right to be strict with his wife!
"Pfft!" Professor Lu couldn't hold back and laughed out loud. Director Zhao was even more embarrassed, "Ahem, cough, you can't learn how to cook quickly. No matter what, we can always help.
Let’s get the fuck started!”
First, Zhao Yuejuan deliberately said to Guo Weiwei: "Daqi, thank you. It's all because of him that you were able to let those women help with housework before! He is the smallest hero!"
Mr. Wei laughed and said: "Hahaha, you just want to let go of a few strong guys at random. You, an old man, are fighting with others and just having sex, but you are not interested!"
Well, that's broken. Eight male giants have united together. A bunch of young gentlemen look at you and you look at them. The first one can only smile bitterly and raise his hands in surrender!
Attack, attack the enemy's key points!
Director Wang said angrily: "I practice every day, but you don't have time? Every day when you come home from work, you have to be busy cooking. After cooking, the three of us just waved our hands, made a cup of tea and drank it.
, you have to go to the kitchen to clean up again. After cleaning up, you are tired and just want to sit down and rest, but you don’t have the energy to practice Qiqinxi!
When Guo Viagra said that, a group of young people outside the house stopped with their chopsticks and listened with their ears pricked up.
Director Wang was surprised and said: "They are practicing every day! Oh, you take it seriously at all, and only practice once when you remember it. There are too few things to do, so you don't even have time to practice!"
Huh? Don't tell him, you just suddenly reacted, you really discovered something today that's great!"
"Senior brother, you must practice Qiqin Xi seriously every day. You can treat it as a health-preserving boxing method and practice it all year round. When you are eight or ten years old, hey, after more than ten years of Qi Qin Xi practice, by then
Your body and bones are worse than those of these guys in their 70s and 80s, so I’m sure you can defeat a few strong guys at your fingertips!"
"Okay, okay, let him stop cooperating with us in playing his godfather!
Director Wang warmly snorted: "Huh! Da Qi still knows how much he loves you, and your two biological sons are still like Da Qi's godson!"
What about cooking every day, and other household chores outside the home, such as washing, rinsing, wiping and sweeping everywhere outside the home? Which one is yours to do?
Looking at the various boxing methods, although the concept of each boxing method is the same, and everyone is the same, but to say it all, everything is different from its sect, and all are different from the seven words of attack and defense!
Just as Zhao Yuejuan finished speaking, Minister Lu coughed and said, "Ahem, Hongxuan, let's find a chance to chat in private after dinner later!"
Junior Brother taught you the Qi Qin Xi, after you have practiced it for so long, you really feel that your body is much worse than before!"
Moreover, they have just criticized us, so we still have to think of ways to please them quickly!
