Since Duan Hongxuan invited the brothers in the dormitory to come to his home for dinner, of course he would give everyone a well-fed meal!
So Duan Hongxuan cooked the lunch himself, Qin Jingru helped, and invited the eldest and second eldest son to help. Duan Hongxuan worked in the kitchen, and a sumptuous lunch was served!
"Yeah! Xiaoliu's cooking skills are really good. The food on this table is so delicious just from the smell, I can't stop salivating!" The boss Wu Zhishan poked his head at the dining table and took a deep breath.
nose!
Yang Shijie pushed up his glasses, swallowed his saliva and said, "Boss, don't put your head so close, or your saliva will flow into the food, and then we won't be able to eat it!"
"That's right, boss, you didn't do it on purpose, right? I just want to drool your saliva into the food, and then none of us will eat the dish, and it will all belong to you!"
Boss, you are too insidious!" Sun Youbin wailed.
Liang Yingchun nodded in agreement: "The boss is not only sinister, but also disgusting!"
Li Geng said coldly: "It's okay, no matter how much saliva there is in the dish, I will still eat it. No one can eat this plate of braised chicken nuggets!"
"Yuck!" Sun Youbin pretended to be unable to bear it and said, "You are all so disgusting that you are not letting anyone eat!
Please pay attention, there are a few ladies here. You are all college students, so be careful. Please don’t do such disgusting things!"
That man was really embarrassed, especially in front of several beautiful girls, and these young gentlemen were still primary school students. He really knew where to put his face when he made such a fuss!
Where did the fat people come from in those days? When you were so young, you have seen people as fat as us. Every household can see that you can eat enough stick noodles and steamed buns. Where did the fat and water come from to grow fat on your body!
Wu Zhishan laughed and asked: "Why do you let the fat uncle eat it?"
Fat brother, if you ever thought that he had eaten a lot of fat, it wouldn’t be that bad!”
When the brothers looked at it, they all laughed and criticized the fat man, "It's no wonder he has grown so fat. That's because he eats to death!"
Who among the brothers in our dormitory knows that he is the worst eater? Not to mention our dormitory, our entire class knows that he is the greediest fat guy in our class!"
The big girl suddenly smiled at the little fat man with a depressed face. Wu Zhishan asked Dadang: "Dadang, does he hate that fat uncle?"
When Liang Yingchun heard this, he chuckled, "Hehehe, just take it as it comes, okay, let's eat it until it feels uncomfortable first!"
"Because, because...!" The eldest girl had been wondering for a long time, and because of the reason, she looked at the uncles sitting opposite her with her cute little eyes, and suddenly her eyes lit up, "Because I am fat.
uncle!"
When Liang Dapang heard this, he said to Fang Lilan with a bitter face: "You said Da Ba, did you just eat a few pieces of his meat? Your body shape is also what you want to be so fat. I want to grow you myself."
There is nothing you can do about it? With your body, if you drink cold water, I will gain weight. You are the same, why would he squeeze you so much?"
Hongxuan, what if you just leave that toy with him? What if he wants it? "
Fang Lilan, when we said that, we gave the brothers a step up. The brothers smiled at you little girls in a bad way, and then picked up the chopsticks again. After that, the eating looks were much less bad!
By the way, Big Fat Brother, that person is too fat and needs to be careful, like hypotension, hypolipidemia, diabetes, etc. Once those diseases are acquired, it is difficult to cure them. This is a disease that can follow a person for a lifetime, so he is
I have some ideas. You suggest that he should eat a few more bites of the meat under the table and eat less green vegetables and tofu. Oh, by the way, he should also eat less cucumbers. Cucumbers are hard to find in his season and are cheap.
Him!"
Mr. Ba, tell me, can my fat body attract people’s attention? I am famous in our department because of my body shape, and now everyone outside the department knows that there is no big fat guy in your class who is full of fat!
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The little girl wondered: "Brother Hongxuan, what does that girl mean by Dadang?"
Yu Haitang also smiled and said: "Shou Si, don't think they mean anything bad. It's your first time to eat out at Brother Hongxuan's house, and you still behave like them!
Wu Zhishan nodded suddenly, "What do you think, that's what happened!
Are you waiting for him to come to serve dinner? You guys are just sitting here and joking about something!"
Until now, you are still a country girl, unlike them, who are all primary school students and will have no future in the future!"
He Yuyu said with disdain: "You said Fat Brother, he should stop making excuses. Drinking cold water will make you gain weight. He can handle it!"
"That's why he has to pay attention. Those are the special benefits of the fat man. Others can take away his blessings if they want to!"
"Hehe, I mean that in a bad way. This little girl, Yu Haitang, is not as good as Comrade Qin Jingru, so she is making them laugh!"
When the little fat man heard this, he said to Wu Zhishan with resentment on his face: "You said Daba, eating a few pieces of his meat would be treating you like that, right?
"Besides, you probably just think that the big fat guy looks like a naughty kid, but you really want to play with me when you see him. So if the big fat guy stays there, it will be of no use to me except to waste your food."
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"Eighth Master, you know that the fat man is famous now. Our class just said, oh, that's right, we should call your class now. He has already graduated from graduate school, so he is in the same class as you!"
Yuyu, Begonia, Jingru, Huahua, Dadang, we are here to eat it, you can eat it yourself, come on, let us use the chopsticks and let us watch!"
Li Geng quickly waved his hand and said: "Don't talk about the elementary school students. You are really ashamed of that person!"
To tell the truth about the food on the table today, you are so young, let alone eat it. I have seen you before, so I really need to control myself and let them see the joke!"
Yang Shijie laughed and said: "I never thought that his big fat guy would actually make the older children hate him. After dinner, he would play mischievously with the two older girls!"
Qin Jingru nodded, "After you came to Brother Hongxuan's place, you were still in the countryside. Your village is close to the mountains and there is a lot of cultivated land outside the village. We usually don't eat meat outside the house. During the New Year, we can only eat white flour steamed buns.
They can be depressed for several days and even eat corn noodles to make them full. How can you laugh at them!
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Wu Zhishan smiled and said: "Why, they are just going to sigh at the broken dishes on the table and just look at them? Are they going to eat them?
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The hateful look of the big girl immediately made Xiaojia burst into laughter. Wu Zhishan asked Dadang with a smile: "Dadang, who is he talking to and who is he letting him eat?"
The little fat guy looked embarrassed. He looked at the cute little girl and said something bad. When he saw Dadang holding half-eaten chicken wings, he just stared at me with his little eyes open. The big fat guy hurriedly rushed
Dadang smiled and said: "Thank you Dadang for treating you to something to eat!"
The eldest girl nodded quickly and said: "Well, disgusted, fat uncle is playing tricks!"
Wu Zhishan shook his head and said: "We are just giving advice. We all have good nutrition. It is really difficult for us to think of someone with low blood fat or something!"
We are still primary school students, but today we came to classmate Wu Zhishan’s house for dinner, and we still look like the two seven or seven-year-old girls across from us. We have completely lost everyone in our school today!”
"Hahaha!" That time, everyone laughed and looked at the big fat man carelessly. Then Xiaojia realized that the big fat man was chubby, and everyone smiled when he saw him.
Don't tell me, it looks quite festive, but it doesn't mean anything!
Wu Zhishan shook his head repeatedly: "Yes, whoever wants that toy wants it. You must definitely want it. Don't push it to you. It's a waste of food!"
As for Fang Lilan and you, including Huahua and Dadang, you are far worse off.
"Well, well, eat slowly, but if you eat badly, someone will laugh at you!" Suddenly, Dadang, the girl, interrupted.
Liang Yingchun raised her hand and pushed up her glasses again and said: "When the big girl said it today, you realized that his chubby guy is really a bad toy for the big kids!
When Wu Zhishan saw this, he couldn't help but laugh. The eight little girls couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh. Of course, they were just laughing at us, but they just thought it was funny seeing our embarrassing appearance!
That fat guy knows me throughout the entire grade in our department!"
After speaking, Dadang seemed to take a step back to confirm his statement, and nodded vigorously.
What he just said about hypotension, why did he just tell you, what about us?" As he said that, the big fat man reached out and pointed at the brothers.
The big girl's answer confused everyone. They completely understood what I meant. Except Wu Zhishan looked at the little fat man and smiled strangely, which made the big fat man feel hairy all over!
He Yuyu said with a smile: "I don't have much to do, but the key is my body type. I can do anything with my fat body, which is also very noticeable!"
After eating for a while, the brothers in Wu Zhishan's dormitory devoured their food and finally decided to hurry up. At that time, Liang Yingchun suddenly realized that our brothers' eating looks were really ugly, and they couldn't bear it.
He opened his mouth and said, "You guys, please stop for a moment. They look at Hongxuan and our eating faces, and then look at themselves. It's so embarrassing!"
That discovery made Xiaojia laugh even more. The big fat man couldn't resist. He raised his hand and patted his forehead and said with a wry smile: "Why did you play such a trick on you!"
Just as he was talking, Duan Hongxuan came in with a small pot of crucian carp and tofu soup, put the soup on the table, and asked curiously: "What is disgusting? What are they talking about?"
Upon hearing this, He Yuyu rolled his eyes and suddenly realized: "Oh, you understand, that girl is a greedy cat. As the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together, and of course a greedy person hates a greedy person.
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When the little fat man heard this, he said with a smile on his face, "Thank him. I have seen people who praise others, but I have never seen him praise others like that! He got a disease in a bad way, and it turned out to be a blessing. Whoever likes that blessing can take it."
Go, you are the one who wants it!"
The little girl smiled and said: "They are all classmates in the same dormitory as Brother Hongxuan. They can be invited to eat outside by Brother Hongxuan. This means that Hongfangli regards them as her own. They are not polite. What should I do?
Just like that, someone was laughing at them, really!"
Fang Lilan giggled and said: "That girl is not a big greedy cat. I hate that someone actually invites others to eat, giggle!"
"Hahaha!"
"Haha, fat brother, you can enjoy the blessings by yourself. You are fighting against him, but you also have the blessings. You can accept the blessings by yourself!" He Yuyu said with a small smile.
"Why? What did that fat man do to be so famous?"
It’s broken, the dishes are all gone and can’t be eaten!”
Let's come to Hongxuan's place for dinner, and his toy will be your meal money!
The brothers shook their heads when they heard this, and Liang Yingchun said: "What's the matter? You were joking just now!
"Who said you just ate it!" When the little fat man heard this, he quickly picked up his chopsticks, and the brothers also resigned and started to eat one after another!
The brothers were bored with their eating. When they heard Liang Yingchun's words, they all stopped and looked up at the little girl, you and the two older girls. Only then did they realize that the way they were eating today was not embarrassing at all, and they were immediately embarrassed.
The hatred must be found on the spot and drilled into a hole in the ground to escape!
After saying that, the big fat man added another piece of beef with soy sauce and threw it out of his mouth, chewing it happily.
Fang Lilan, you guys eat badly every day. Although today’s dishes are rich and Wu Zhishan cooks them himself, you are not used to eating meat every day. You can’t wait to be so greedy. Even the two girls Huahua and Dadang
They always turn away when they see bad food like they did in the past.
In this way, a sharp contrast was clearly formed under the dining table. The brothers in Wu Zhishan's dormitory were like reincarnations of starving ghosts. While devouring their food, they kept commenting on the bad food, this one is wrong, and the braised food.
The meat is so fragrant, this chicken nugget tastes amazing and so on!
He thought that diseases like hypolipidemia could be easily suffered by anyone? Although the disease was difficult to cure, it was really possible for special people to have that kind of blessing. The person sitting here probably didn't have that kind of body type.
Blessing!"
Don’t talk about you, you know how the rain is, but Jingru is probably much worse than you, is it Jingru?”
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Wu Zhishan said with a smile: "What Dadang means is that the big fat man is so chubby and hateful. The big girl doesn't have any dislike for the greedy big fat man.
That’s why you said let me eat, you didn’t mean to invite me to eat!”
Dadang pointed at the little fat man and said, "Uncle Fatty, eat it!"
Yang Shijie put down his chopsticks and covered his face with his hands in shame. When Wu Zhishan's laughter stopped, I rubbed my face vigorously with both hands. I looked up at the little girls sitting opposite me and thought to myself.
Anyway, the person lost it, no matter how bad his intentions were, he still didn’t do that, so let’s break the jar and throw it away!
Young Yang Shijie looked at the food under the table and shook his head: "Daba, the food today is so rich, how can you be so bad after eating it during the Chinese New Year!"
Xiaojia was stunned for a moment, and looked up to see the big girl holding a half-eaten chicken wing, with her mouth and face smeared with oil, and staring at the little fat man with cute little eyes.
"Hahaha!"
Wu Zhishan asked curiously: "Old Qi, is that fat man so famous?"
When the others heard this, they nodded repeatedly. The little fat man said with emotion: "Your family is all bad at eating. Your seventh uncle is an unknown cook in Jinmen. To be honest, your family has a shortage of food. You thought your family was celebrating the New Year."
The food he eats is bad enough, but compared with the food on Lao Ba’s table today, alas, his life is not the life of a wealthy landlord, and your family’s New Year celebrations are not the dining table of poor and upper-middle peasants! There is no comparison!”
Wu Zhishan also smiled and said: "Okay, brothers, some people are laughing at them, eat slowly, don't pretend to be polite when you come to your place!"
When the other brothers heard the young and old's explanation, they quickly agreed. The little girl smiled and waved her hands and said, "Have you ever laughed at them? Don't you think they are quite naughty? Really, you are really laughing at them."