Chapter 937 Professor Lu who will never grow up and likes to play pranks
When Wei Wanqing heard Duan Hongxuan talking about pediatric massage being so miraculous, he couldn't help but quickly said to Duan Hongxuan: "Uncle Master, can you teach me pediatric massage?"
Duan Hongxuan smiled and said: "Of course! If you want to learn, I will teach you!"
"That's great, thank you, uncle!" Wei Wanqing said happily.
But Duan Hongxuan then said seriously: "But Wanqing, let me say hello to you in advance. Learning massage for children is not that simple! Don't think that just learning some massage techniques is enough!
Although you study Chinese medicine and are already familiar with the acupuncture points and meridians of the human body, if you think that you can give massage to children by learning some pediatric massage techniques, you are totally wrong!"
"Ah! Uncle Master, what else do you need to learn?"
"What to learn? Haha, there is a lot to learn!" Duan Hongxuan said with a smile: "First of all, you have to know that the bodies of infants and young children under three years old are not the same as those of adults. They are even different from those of children who are five, six, seven or eight years old.
The same! This difference is not only the physical fragility of infants under three years old, but the biggest difference is the difference in body structure!
Liu Ying, you study Western medicine, so you should know that the anatomy of infants under three years old is still very different from that of adults!"
"Is there any?" Liu Ying asked doubtfully, and then said sheepishly: "Uncle Master, I, maybe I didn't pay attention at the time, anyway, I have no impression at all now!"
Duan Hongxuan smiled and shook his head: "Okay, then I will tell you!
Alas, what a pity. You are a traditional Chinese medicine doctor who understands Western medicine and even human anatomy. If you really want to see if you can dissect an infant and see if our body structure is like what he said.
In this way, there is such a small difference between the body structure of you villains!"
The bodies of infants and young children under three years old are the same as those of adults. To put it bluntly, infants and young children under eight years old and adults under eight years old are not the same species at all!"
Professor Lu also smiled and said: "Oh no, Wanqing is wrong, they are all juniors in front of their uncle, no matter how young they are!
From an anatomical point of view, people after the age of eight and people before the age of eight are not exactly the same species. Therefore, if you want to massage and condition the body to treat diseases, the changes in the body's meridians and acupuncture points, including the seven elements of yin and yang, are completely different.
One set is the same as for adults!
There were very few well-known pediatric TCM doctors in ancient times. Doctors almost always used acupuncture and medicine to treat older children. They could cure diseases with just one pair of hands!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, you were just joking, look, you scared them all! They thought you really found an older child to do the dissection! Not to mention that you studied Chinese medicine, you just understand Western medicine anatomy.
Even if you understand, you will still do that kind of thing!"
Liu Ying stood aside and said to the young uncle: "Uncle, what do you mean? Do you think you will hide it secretly and tell us! You are too suspicious!"
As long as he understands these thoroughly, the massage techniques will be complicated!"
Everyone thought for a while and shook their heads. Yu Haitang said doubtfully: "Brother Hongxuan, at the age of eight, if there is nothing important, I'm afraid he has long forgotten it, so what's so strange about that!"
Cack!
As soon as he finished speaking, the young master waited for everyone's reaction, quickly opened the door curtain and ran away!
"Ah? Isn't it that exaggerated? Are they all human?" Liu Ying was surprised, and Duan Hongxuan was also puzzled. Is this the answer?
Director Luo also nodded quickly and said: "No, he has some random thoughts outside his head!"
Even from the perspective of traditional Chinese medicine, you also hope that the medical skills passed down by our ancestors can be passed on. By then, the essence of bad young Chinese medicine and other traditional Chinese medicine will be passed down, and then some half-baked Chinese medicine doctors will improve the reputation of our traditional Chinese medicine!
After listening to Professor Li's words, everyone looked at Liu Ying and then at the junior uncle, and they all started to giggle. Liu Ying was stunned, then came back to his senses, and his face turned red after being bitten,
It's so embarrassing. I'm such a villain, why did I become a big kid behind my junior uncle?
What's this, they are sitting here, go over and see us, senior brother!"
Duan Hongxuan became even more interested at that time. His eyes were shining and he said to his junior uncle: "Uncle, I will teach you if you want to learn!"
Just like that, Western medical scientists have also discovered a very miraculous phenomenon that cannot be explained. No one has any memory after the age of eight. Now think about it, they have no memory outside their brains after the age of eight.
Is there any?"
It's a pity that there are so many Chinese medicine practitioners who can do that now. Although few people say they are proficient in massage for older children, it seems that few older children have been able to condition their bodies and treat some diseases through massage.
, but in reality, it is still very different from the bottom up, because we simply do not have a correct understanding of the physical differences between tea for infants over eight years old and children under eight years old!
In the future, you have only seen it from some Chinese medicine classics. In ancient times, some doctors did not have any special discussion on the diseases of older children. It turned out that it was not a bit strange. After listening to his words today, you realized that older children and
The difference between villains is so small!
The younger uncle smiled and nodded: "No, if he wants to learn, just teach him! Later, you can get him a map of Daer's meridians and acupuncture points, and then give him a piece of information about Daer's Yin-Yang Dialectics of Seven Elements. He will
Take it back first and thoroughly study the set of information.
Just like the veterinarians who treat mules and horses, sometimes they really have the same mistakes. They treat dead horses as living horse doctors. We can treat people's diseases by biting the bullet, but it does not mean that those veterinarians can really treat people's diseases.
Veterinarians are veterinarians after all, and humans are mules and horses after all!”
By the way, when they leave today, you can take that set of information back to them. When they look back, they will see that none of us can learn from it!
When Liu Ying heard this, she was not discouraged and smacked her lips: "It's so simple!"
The young uncle picked up the tea cup and took a sip of tea, and then explained with a smile: "Our ancestors have not made the distinction a long time ago. Modern Western medicine has also discovered from the anatomy of the human body that people over eight years old
There are very few differences between the body structures of infants and adults!
Bai Junhe nodded: "I taught my uncle, Liu Ying will teach you the same day when I get back. Dad also said that his massage technique is very magical. The key is the concept in it, which is refreshing and I am very inspired!"
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"Thank you, uncle!" Duan Hongxuan quickly thanked his junior uncle, who smiled and shook his head: "Why are you being so polite to you? Since you are their senior uncle, of course you will try your best to teach them what you have learned.
them!
When everyone saw Professor Lu's look, they realized that Professor Lu was not a grown-up child at all when he was very young. He often hated making pranks just like the older children. Director Luo was laughing and laughing, and pointed.
Professor Lu said: "He was talking about him. He was talking about Liu Ying just now. How could he look at how young he is? He is a grandma. How come he often behaves like a big child?
mischief!"
Duan Hongxuan said: "Mom, he is being funny and teasing people again!"
Oh, you forgot to ask him, next time you teach Liu Ying this set of techniques for inducing lactation for pregnant women, will you teach them when you go back?"
Senior brother, what he said just now is really refreshing for you!
When he comes back to get some information, you want to learn from it!
Let alone him, even if the younger brother is there, he sees that I have to be honest and respectful in front of Master Uncle!"
The young uncle chuckled: "Haha, did you say that you doubted him? I just asked you by the way when I met you today! He is going to wrongly accuse you!"
The young uncle shook his head: "He can't think it's because he's too old to forget, but in fact it's not that complicated! After a few medical experiments, it was found that, as Westerners say, it seems that people grow older
Before he was a child, for some unknown reason, Emperor Xia unconsciously completely erased all memories after the age of eight from a person's brain!
The junior uncle was really not afraid to tell the truth since Professor Lu was a eldest child, so he nodded quickly: "Yes, the junior sister-in-law is right.
Professor Lu pouted: "It's time to get off work again. We all know each other so well. I'm nervous and joking. He said yes, yes, senior brother!"
If you don’t have that correct understanding, just follow the acupuncture points and meridians of abnormal people, learn a few massage techniques for older children, and then want to regulate the body and treat illnesses of older children, haha, that is not half-hearted at all!
Professor Lu, who was sitting nearby and watching the silence, said with a smile: "Bai Jun, he said he is already young. His youngest child is the same generation as Hongxuan according to his age.
His great uncle has already lost one zodiac sign, why does he act like a child behind his great uncle?"
In addition, from an anatomical point of view, there is no very small difference in anatomical structure between the body of a person after the age of eight and the body of a person before the age of eight, so that is a very boring thing!
Brother Duan Hongxuan smiled and went over to hold Liu Ying's arm and said: "Hey, sister-in-law, something is wrong. Although the master uncle is older, he is our master uncle and the elder. When it comes to seniority, we are behind the master master."
You are just a child learning to talk!
Professor Lu glared at Bai Junhe: "It's all him, why did he expose you for being such a bad guy? It's all a bad joke!
"Uh!" Professor Lu's words made everyone outside the room shudder. Director Wang's eyes widened and the young ones said to Professor Lu: "You said Professor Lu, he is so scary!"