"Brothers, tonight there are stars and a bright moon and a gentle breeze. It is a good day to dig graves."
For this grave-stealing live broadcast, Zhang Gete created a live broadcast account and bought a selfie stick to maximize his beauty and face-slimming capabilities.
"Xiao Zhang, keep the camera steady and don't move around. I'm going to vomit."
"Xiao Zhang, please keep your voice down and don't be so crazy. If someone catches you, you will be doomed."
Zhang Ruoyu stabilized his selfie stick and walked towards Zhang Xiangbei's cemetery. As he walked, he said: "Thank you, young prince, for becoming the top brother on the list. Thank you to my brother Xiangyang for sending me the plane and my brother Mengzhishang for sending me the rocket."
"Xiao Zhang, please keep your voice down and run away after finishing your work!" the group leader Guotai Minan casually handed over two small flowers sent by the system.
Zhang Ruoyu raised his eyebrows: "In Beimang, I was bullied by Zhang Xiangbei for ten years. Now that he is dead, can't I be happy on his grave?"
After that, Brother Zhang played the song "Free Flying" in the live broadcast room and shouted: "Raise your hands and sing with me! Yo! Yo!"
"——"
"Your mother..."
The big brothers in the live broadcast room are stupid.
This grandson is so fucking fucked.
Is this really dancing on Zhang Xiangbei's grave?
"Thank you to Brother Guotai Min'an for sending me the treasure map! Brother is awesome!"
Zhang Ruoyu took the dragon soul token from the tombstone, shook it in front of the camera, and said, "Brother, I got the token!"
"Xiao Zhang, please stop now..."
Guotai Minan couldn't stand it anymore: "Don't wake up Zhang Xiangbei..."
Zhang Ruoyu frowned: "I haven't carved any words on the tablet yet!"
After that, like magic, he took out an electric drill.
"Xiao Zhang, do you want to engrave this word? If you carve this line of words, the monument may crack..."
The big brothers in the group are also a bit divided.
This man named Zhang is indeed from Beimang. He is really not formal at all.
"Should we forget it? We believe in your sincerity. There is no need to make it so big. After all, Zhang Xiangbei is the God of War who protects the country and has made positive contributions to the country and the people."
"Xiao Zhang, a scholar can be killed but not humiliated."
The group friends began to "stop the fight."
This grandson is playing so crazy that the big brother’s heart can’t bear it.
"Zhang Ruoyu, you are too slow to carve words with an electric drill. You are making such a big noise and risking being caught." The young prince typed in the live broadcast room. "If I really want to play like you, I might as well just hammer Zhang Xiangbei's monument."
Just run away, at least it will be safer."
"Xiao Wang, what nonsense are you talking about?! If the monument is really smashed, the Beimang army will not go crazy?"
"Xiao Zhang, don't listen to Xiao Wang, he is just joking with you!"
"Steal the Dragon Soul Token and leave! Hurry! I think I heard the siren!"
Zhang Ruoyu seemed stunned.
He placed the selfie stick next to the tombstone, spat on his hand, and suddenly took out a big hammer from outside the camera and swung it high into the sky.
"Brother No. 1 on the list has already said that he wants to destroy the monument. If I don't do it, I won't give him face! I know that everyone doesn't want anything to happen to me, but this is my sincerity in joining the association! Even if I am caught, I will never tell Big Brother!
"
"Let's go!"
Zhang Ruoyu swung the hammer and hit Zhang Xiangbei's tombstone hard.
Bang!
One hammer weighs eighty pounds.
Just smash the tombstone into pieces!
"I'm sorry..."
"It's over. The Beimang Army will definitely be wanted worldwide..."
"Xiao Zhang, run quickly! If you are caught, you will die!"
"Awesome!" The young prince typed, and sent a few treasure maps, and he immediately became the top brother on the list.
Bang!
Zhang Ruoyu hit Zhang Xiangbei's tombstone with another hammer.
At this moment, a song that appealed to both refined and popular tastes sounded on the phone: "In your heart, free flight, brilliant starlight, eternal wandering..."
Bang!
Bang bang!
Zhang Ruoyu hit it seven or eight times before stopping.
The entire tombstone was smashed to pieces.
There was dead silence in the live broadcast room.
Outside the cemetery, the sirens are getting closer and closer...
"run!"
Even the young prince heard the piercing alarm in the live broadcast room.
Zhang Ruoyu threw the hammer, picked up the selfie stick and ran out of the back door.
While Brother Zhang was running in the live broadcast room, the camera moved up and down, causing several older brothers to vomit on the spot.
But no one left the live broadcast room, but watched the escape drama live.
Soon, Zhang Ruoyu drove away.
I also took some time to put my phone in the car and continue the live broadcast.
Those who have seen Zhang Ruoyu's face are basically Beimang insiders.
Even if there are outsiders who have seen it, it is impossible for those few outsiders to join the anti-Zhang Xiangbei alliance.
These big brothers who have grudges against Zhang Xiangbei basically all have friends with Zhang Xiangbei and have never met him offline.
"Xiao Zhang, if it weren't for my high position and sensitive status, I would really like to have a drink with you offline."
"No need to push too hard, Xiao Zhang. If you have anything to do in the future, come to Yanjing and see me. My female secretary will take care of you for me."
"Xiao Zhang, don't listen to him. This guy's female secretary is over fifty and her figure is completely out of shape."
In the live broadcast room, you can swipe gifts and refresh the screen.
Guotai Minan spoke: "Xiao Zhang, please turn off the live broadcast immediately. I will find someone to help you delete all the content in the live broadcast room and block your account. Otherwise, the Beimang Army will find you."
Before turning off the live broadcast, Zhang Ruoyu said with some regret: "Brothers, I have actually brought all the grave-digging tools. As long as you say a word, I will wait for the police to leave and then dig the grave."
This grandson...
All the big brothers tried to persuade Brother Zhang to calm down and don't throw himself into a trap. The days are long and you have to eat one bite at a time. If you are impatient and can't eat hot tofu, just leave it when it's good.
"Okay, let's let Zhang go today. I'm in Binhai, and sooner or later this grave will be digged by him!"
Close the live broadcast room.
He was pulled into a small group by the young prince on the spot.
Counting him, there were only five people in the group. The group's name was Princes and Nobles, which was very impressive.
"Brother Zhang, please introduce me. This is my small group. Don't be surprised. Those big brothers also have their own small groups. We are young and can play together."
Having said that, the young prince liked another person. His online name is Suiuian Anhao, and his avatar is a lotus, which looks very contemporary.
"Sister Anhao is our eldest sister. She is very powerful. Even the big brothers give her face. She usually either doesn't take action, but when she does, she makes explosive moves."
Ding dong.
Zhang Ruoyu received a private QQ message from Sister An Hao.
"You are very brave and I admire you very much."
This avatar, this online name, plus this ambiguous private chat content.
Brother Zhang feels that Sister Anhao wants to support him.
