Zhang Ruoyu politely chatted in the small group, and then replied to Sister Anhao's private message: "Thank you sister, I have always called Zhang bold since I was young."
If this was not the case when he was harassed by an old aunt, Brother Zhang would definitely report him back and take a screenshot of it to Xuebao to prove his innocence.
But this time, well...
Brother Zhang has a reason that he has to hide.
In order to defend General Zhang's reputation and punish these big figures who oppose Zhang Xiangbei's alliance, Brother Zhang must endure the humiliation and go deep into the tiger's den!
"I like you very much."
At the end, it is also paired with a smiling emoticon that comes with QQ.
This atmosphere is too ambiguous...
Brother Zhang is a little embarrassed.
He hurriedly chatted with the young prince privately: "Brother Wang, how old is Sister Anhao? Should I call her sister or aunt?"
"I can't say for sure, but women, no matter how old they are, don't want to be called aunt." The young prince made a frowning expression. "But judging from the insider information Sister Anhao usually reveals and the level of resources she provides -
—”
"The minimum is sixty, and there is no upper limit." The young prince analyzed carefully.
"How dare you call me sister? Brother Wang, are you really a childish person?" Brother Zhang's scalp was numb.
"What's the point? As long as Sister Anhao can provide me with the resources and inside information I want, I can rub her back every day." The young prince sneered. "Only when you endure hardships can you become a master."
Brother Zhang twitched the corner of his mouth and thought to himself: This kid will definitely become a great talent!
"Sister Anhao, I'm married..." Zhang Ruoyu planned to start with Sister Anhao to understand these old bastards who opposed him.
When they are caught, Long Fei will have to skin them and cramp them!
"It's okay, I don't mind." Sister An Hao still smiled, but this expression made Brother Zhang's heart tremble. "A man will become more mature and stable when he is married."
"On the contrary, I don't like things that are too immature and astringent." Sister Anhao sent a red rose that comes with the system. It looked really old-fashioned, and the way of expression was almost buried.
Sister Anhao doesn't mind, but Brother Zhang does.
You think it's too young and tastes bitter, but I also think it's too old to stuff your teeth.
Brother Zhang could obviously secretly betray Xuebao, but he was not excited at all, let alone excited.
Still a little scared.
Brother Zhang thought for a moment and called Xuebao.
"Where did he go? He didn't go home so late at night."
Olaf's magnetic and pleasant voice came from the other side of the phone, and I thought of Olaf's face that was obviously very ladylike, but occasionally very sweet.
Brother Zhang felt that his soul had been washed and his heart was very clear.
"Business with some personal matters." Brother Zhang said calmly. "Mr. Han, there is something I need to tell you in advance."
"Say." Mr. Han said nonchalantly and arrogantly.
"I am performing a confidential mission, because the mission is very difficult. At a critical moment, I may need to betray my appearance." Brother Zhang frowned and said. "Mr. Han, I want to hear what you mean."
"You are a retired cook, how can you get a secret mission to perform for you?" Xuebao said casually.
"Long Fei said hello, and I happened to be able to help, so I agreed. But don't worry, this task is neither life-threatening nor will it delay my usual work." Zhang Ruoyu explained casually.
"Then you can do me a favor." Mr. Han was very polite. "It's just a matter of sex, not meat. I'm not that stingy."
Seeing Mr. Han say this, Brother Zhang became anxious: "The other party is very old. I heard that the minimum age is sixty, or even seventy or eighty. He may even lose all his teeth. I can't pass the psychological test."
"Pfft."
Xuebao burst into laughter, blossomed and burst into tears.
"Be serious." Brother Zhang said dissatisfied. "This secret mission is related to General Zhang's reputation. The rise and fall of the Beimang Army is not a trivial matter!"
Mr. Han pursed his lips and tried his best to suppress his laughter.
"I saw you have a lot of handsome young men in Beimang before. Why did Long Fei ask you to perform this task? Does that grandma have any special hobbies?" Mr. Han gossiped.
"Is it difficult to understand? I am mature and stable, with an elegant temperament, and I have male hormones. That aunt or grandma doesn't like young people at all. She talks harshly, but she likes muscular men like me." Brother Zhang said in a loud voice. "
Mr. Han, in one sentence, on this issue, I must give priority to your mood and respect your choice. As long as you disagree, I will immediately reject Long Fei."
"No." Mr. Han was very happy. "If there is a war, we will be summoned back. In terms of national justice, how can I ignore the importance?"
"Mr. Han means-" Brother Zhang wanted to die.
"Of course I support Brother Zhang." Mr. Han said with a straight face, holding back a smile. "We happen to be divorced to the outside world. You can pretend to be a sad man and make the aunt feel that you are taking advantage of her.
You are unsuspecting."
"Mr. Han, you still don't understand me? I have severe mysophobia when it comes to relationships. It's hard for me to--"
"That's enough, Brother Zhang." Mr. Han said in a deep voice. "You are a veteran of Beimang for ten years. When the country is in crisis and the nation is in great righteousness, you don't even have this consciousness? What's wrong with sacrificing a little for the country? Sacrifice
It is our duty to help the small self to fulfill the needs of the greater self!"
Brother Zhang twitched the corner of his mouth, he really wanted to kill this bitch.
Do you usually behave that trustworthy?
Playing songs every day and night can't arouse her vigilance?
Is this bitch short-sighted?
"Okay, don't keep me watching TV. Come back early after your work and I'll stew the bird's nest for you."
Click.
Xuebao hung up the phone and almost died laughing.
Brother Zhang is so cute. He is such an inexperienced little bastard when he talks about such things.
Xuebao even wanted to see how the old aunt teased Brother Zhang and took advantage of him...