In the 80s, the little seductress went to the countryside to target the toughest guy in the village! Chapter 44 Deduction of Money for Homophone Speech
Chapter 44 Deduction of Money for Homophone Speech
"Didn't you borrow the kettle?" Hao Mei couldn't help but ask when she saw her daughter came back empty-handed.
"My sister-in-law is not at home, and I don't want to talk to her partner."
Hao Mei did not doubt that he was there and nodded, then use a small pot to cook it a few more times.
The reason why Hao Mei didn't think much about it was that the atmosphere in this society was relatively conservative. After all, Rutang was a big girl, so it was normal to keep a distance from men.
Rutang originally wanted to tell her mother about Lao Zhang, but then she thought about it and couldn't.
After all, Lao Zhang only glanced at her breasts with greasy eyes, and did not insult her in words or actions. If she told her mother everything, her mother would not be able to be neighbors with Lao Zhang in the future.
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Rutang suppressed her displeasure and went out to boil water. She sat in front of the stove and fanned the fire. Lao Zhang unexpectedly came out of the house and came to the stove, looking for something to say.
The first few sentences were normal and commonplace, but as they went on they became more and more strange.
"Sister Rutang, I heard that you are getting married, right? You are so thin, I'm afraid it will be difficult for you to conceive a child. My relatives are so thin that they don't have milk to give birth to children." Lao Zhang said as he went to Rutang's breasts
He glanced at his chest, and after he finished looking, he said something to cover it up.
"I often talk about this with my married female colleagues in the workshop. Do I care about female comrades?"
Hao Mei was packing her things in the room and didn't hear the conversation outside. Rutang sat on the bench and fanned herself, her face darkening.
It seems that her feeling is correct. This old Zhang is not a good guy. He doesn't care at all. He clearly came here to test her bottom line.
If she were a little girl with no social experience, she might be really frightened and overwhelmed.
Many middle-aged men like to tell these kind of side jokes. If you get angry with him, he will put on an expression that says, "Hey, you can't take any of the jokes," as if the woman is making a fuss out of a molehill.
In the workplace, when encountering such old fools and being taken advantage of by others, many simple and kind-hearted young girls who are new to society do not dare to get angry and can only pretend not to understand.
When Lao Zhang saw that Rutang was fair and fair and looked like a good girl, and heard from his wife that Rutang was a high school student and had just come out of school, he preconceptionally regarded her as a girl with no social experience, thinking that Rutang was easy to handle.
He came over to test Rutang's bottom line.
Rutang knew in her heart that if she pretended to be deaf and dumb this time, Lao Zhang might be able to tell her dirty jokes next time he got the chance.
Lao Zhang didn't know that Rutang had seen through his face. Seeing that Rutang didn't speak, he made another "joke" that had no bottom line and was not funny.
In front of Rutang's thin body, he pretended to be a romantic and talented man, and actually recited his own poem.
"Little sister Rutang, are you thin? Shouma, the little thin horse who ran away from Dali Village~ What do you think of Brother Zhang's literary talent? If I hadn't been born at the right time and didn't have the college entrance examination when I was studying, maybe we could have done it too
Be a college student, hahaha!”
After saying that, he consciously and humorously wiped his greasy head and laughed to himself.
Skinny horse is not a good word. It was used to describe young prostitutes in ancient times.
Lao Zhang dared to say that, on the one hand, he felt that Rutang couldn't understand, and on the other hand, he felt that even if Rutang could understand, he would be too embarrassed to reply to him in person. Even if Rutang dared to reply to him, he would use a full face
Say it with an innocent expression, what I'm talking about is that the clothes you are wearing are in a skinny size, are you in a skinny size? This is a little girl's family, and you can't even joke about it.
Seeing him smiling so happily, Rutang opened her mouth and said, "Zhang Liang is a big cockroach, are you cheap? Eunuch, eunuch Zhang Liang from the candy factory."
Lao Zhang's smile froze on his face. His real name was Zhang Ling. He used a homophonic stem, and Rutang also used a homophonic stem.
With his greasy side jokes, Lao Zhang often took advantage of the older girls and younger wives in the factory. This was the first time he encountered a rival.
After Rutang finished speaking, he repeated it angrily, and even stretched out his fingers to count, fearing that Zhang Hao was not angry enough, so he enunciated every word very clearly.
"Eunuch Zhang Liang from the candy factory, I use as many words as you, but I may not be as literary and allusive as you. You just have to listen to it. Brother Zhang, why don't you look so good?
Are you overthinking it? I just hate cockroaches and animals."
The last sentence, it's okay if you don't explain it, but when you explain it, it almost makes Zhang Yun angry to death, but he can't get angry yet.
Isn't what Rutang said just the words he used to bully other little girls? He used joking to take advantage, and Rutang also used joking to fight back, which made him so angry that he couldn't even say what he was doing.
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He could only stand up and walk towards the house with a dark face, Rutang snorted.
With such a low rank, you still want to take advantage of her? What a scumbag.
As soon as Rutang boiled the water, Li Hua came back, carrying a bundle of traditional Chinese medicine, wrapped in small packets of yellow paper. One packet lasted a day, and there were several packets in one bundle. It looked like he wanted to drink it continuously.
"Here, grab some popcorn!" Li Hua opened the cloth bag in his hand, and inside was steaming popcorn that had just popped out. At this time, he would bring his own rice for processing, and just pay a processing fee.
Li Hua is a cheerful person, and he and Ru Tang also get along well. If there is something delicious, he wants Ru Tang to try it too.
Rutang saw that Li Hua was so good, and then thought about the greasy Lao Zhang just now, her heart was filled with panic.
This is really a flower stuck in cow dung.
Lao Zhang came out of the house and shouted angrily at Li Hua: "What are you doing? You've been wandering outside all day long, come back and cook!"
Rutang knew as soon as he heard this that he was taking the anger out of his sister-in-law for calling him a eunuch just now.
"Didn't I go get the medicine? Why are you yelling? Let's cook now." Li Hua grabbed a large handful of popcorn from the bag and stuffed it into Rutang's pocket, then entered the house in a hurry.
As soon as the door closed, there was a clanking sound inside.
The couple started fighting.
Zhang Leng took advantage of the topic and took his anger out on Li Hua. Li Hua also had a bad temper. Seeing that he kept refusing to let him go, he rolled up his sleeves and started fucking with him. The couple got torn together. Li Hua took advantage of his fatness and strength.
He pushed Zhang Yun to the ground and beat him.
"Ah, should we go have a fight?" Hao Mei came out and heard a fight in the main room, and asked her daughter worriedly.
"You can go and have a look." Rutang was about to go with her mother when the door to the main room opened and Zhang Lang rushed out with panda eyes and walked towards the door without looking back.
Li Hua chased her out, still carrying a feather duster in her hand. She grabbed the feather duster's head and shouted at Zhang Lang's back with the wooden handle:
"If you can, die outside and don't come back!"
Zhang Liang turned around and pointed at her and scolded: "You chicken that can't lay eggs, I will divorce you sooner or later!"
Li Hua grabbed the feather duster and chased after him. Zhang Hao knew he couldn't beat him and turned around and ran away.
"You bastard!" Li Hua chased her to the door and scolded her. When Lao Zhang's figure disappeared at the end of the road, she leaned against the door, and the aggressive look on her face faded, leaving a feeling of desolation.