Burning paper? Mother Zhang is blinded. What's going on?
"Aren't you the old lady with the yellow skin who became a spirit? I look familiar to you!" Yu Yaoyang looked familiar and pointed at Zhang's mother and said.
"…….What?"
"Don't deny it, it's you, Grandma Huang. I recognize you. Look, you have a sharp mouth, monkey cheeks, high cheekbones that kill people without a knife, and a pair of triangular eyes with sinister eyebrows and rat eyes, don't you have the face of a weasel?
Hey, don’t rush to deny it, look at the corners of your mouth, there are still chicken feathers on them!”
"Pfft!" Rutang couldn't hold it back.
Did he come here and say that cross talk is coming?
How did you come up with these words? It's like a jingle, it rhymes, it's very irritating.
"You scolded me for looking like a yellow-skinned boy?!" Mother Zhang finally came to her senses. This brat was irritating her!
"Why are you scolding me? Am I not making an objective evaluation of your appearance? Amitabha, the Infinite Heavenly Lord, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, please quickly show your magical powers and accept this old chicken-stealing weasel spirit!" Yu Yaoyang clasped his hands together in a serious manner, angrily.
A dead person does not pay for his life.
Dare he say that his wife is a vixen? How can he tolerate this?
"Old lady, when Nuwa Empress was pinching the little guy, everyone else just let it go. But you, biaji, your face fell to the ground, and you fell like a slimy roasted sweet potato. You are a bitch, but you are ugly and beautiful.
It's not your fault. If you keep living strong, it's over. You have to covet a girl who's prettier than you. Are you asking for trouble? Why, can you become prettier if you just say a few sour words to my wife?"
Yu Yaoyang was furious again, giving Zhang's mother no chance to talk back. Zhang's mother was also a veteran in the world of shrews. She had been domineering all her life. How had she ever suffered such a disadvantage?
As soon as he was ventilated by Yu Yaoyang, his blood pressure rose. He pushed his son and said, "Go and teach this kid a lesson!"
"Sister Hua, please hide away." Rutang saw that Yu Yaoyang kept looking at the trash can, so he gave a very prescient reminder and pulled Li Hua to stay away.
"Boy! Who are you better with? I was a militiaman back then, and I have practiced thrusting! thrusting, thrusting! thrusting, thrusting~~~" Zhang Ye said while gesticulating.
This lunge is a preparatory gun training in militia training. To perform it, you step forward, rush forward with both hands, shout and lunge. Others perform this action with a dashing and heroic attitude, but Zhang Yan did it in a funny way.
Even Hao Mei, who didn't understand anything, noticed it and asked Rutang in a low voice: "Doesn't he look very powerful?"
Zhang Yun was performing a funny thrust while walking towards Yu Yaoyang in small steps. For those who didn't know, he thought he was casting a spell on Yu Yaoyang.
Yu Yaoyang swept over with one kick, and the trash can filled with garbage weighing hundreds of kilograms was swept aside. Zhang Liang, who was still walking quietly, jumped up in fright.
"You just say don't practice the fake moves, why don't you practice?" Yu Yaoyang moved his wrists and hooked his fingers.
Zhang Liang knew at a glance that this guy was a real practitioner. He couldn't afford to offend him, and he didn't even care about showing off his thrusts. He even turned around and ran away without even asking for his own wife.
His movements were astonishingly fast, and he shouted over his shoulder as he ran: "Mom, I'm here to attract the enemy's firepower, you go quickly! I'll cover, you run!"
"..." Rutang was speechless for a while.
Hao Mei saw clearly again and turned to ask her future son-in-law: "Did he abandon his biological mother and run away on his own?"
What a cover-up, this is clearly a shameless escape!
Yu Yaoyang withdrew, nodded to his mother-in-law, and turned to ask Li Hua, who was also speechless: "Sister Hua, what do you see in this coward? If this guy had surrendered to the enemy during the war, he would have committed treason."
Li Hua nodded. She also felt that it was too embarrassing to be married to such a coward. How could a man abandon his own mother, no matter how hard he could beat her?
Even if Zhang's mother is a bit arrogant, no matter how arrogant she is, she is still his own mother, so why would she have the nerve to run away?
"Li Hua, you, you - you don't respect your elders!" Seeing her son running away, Zhang's mother lost half her momentum. She didn't dare to use force against Yu Yaoyang, so she tried to throw anger at Li Hua.
"Auntie, respect is mutual. You are bullying my sister like this without the support of your mother-in-law. It's a joke." Rutang was so angry that she couldn't even speak Mandarin and spoke in dialect.
"Li Hua! Just wait for me!" Seeing that there were so many people around Rutang, Zhang's mother didn't dare to bully her daughter-in-law any more, so she said a harsh word and ran away.
"Should I catch up and give her a kick?" Yu Yaoyang looked at Rutang with eagerness in his eyes. For an old lady like Zhang Mu, in Dali Village, he could kick three of them away with one kick.
"Forget it, it's a big day, it's unlucky for us to kick that unlucky thing." Rutang knows how to coax people, and she told Yu Yaoyang to be honest with him in one sentence.
"Thank you for what happened today." Li Hua said feebly, holding back the discomfort and twitching the corner of his mouth.
When she just enjoyed the farce between the Zhang family and their son, she felt very relieved, but after the anger got out, she felt very empty inside.
"Sister Hua, what are your plans for the future?" Rutang asked.
"Leave us, we can't live together anymore. He has been with that woman for more than a year. They have been together for more than a year, and I didn't even know..." Li Hua felt like a knife in his heart when he thought of this.
"Sorry, Sister Hua, I saw it yesterday afternoon and didn't know how to tell you..." Rutang said guiltily to Li Hua.
Li Hua nodded to express his understanding.
"I'm very grateful that you are willing to help me. I understand you."
It is really difficult for outsiders to speak up about things like breaking up an adulterous affair, and if you fail to do so, you will be involved in a lawsuit. Rutang can do this, which is already a very loyal person.
The young couple sent the couple back. Li Hua knew that they had to get the certificate today, so he said that he was fine and asked them not to delay the important event because of her matter.
Rutang actually wanted to chat with her. Seeing that Li Hua looked like he wanted to be quiet, he thoughtfully left first and told her mother not to disturb Li Hua and let her be alone.
It would be better to enlighten Li Hua after she gets over this. Rutang always felt that the Zhang family mother and son were hiding some secrets, and the whole thing had a weird flavor.
After struggling all morning, Yu Yaoyang was already impatient. He wished he could grow wings and fly to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate quickly. Seeing that Rutang was not in a hurry, he was a little impatient. He was too embarrassed to rush Rutang in front of Hao Mei.
, just circling back and forth in the room.
"Brother Yaoyang, this is for you." Rutang picked up a set of clothes from the bedside and handed them to him. Fortunately, the fire last night did not burn into the house, otherwise she would not be able to express her feelings.
"What is this?" Yu Yaoyang took it and saw that the material looked familiar. Isn't this the same gray material she bought?
"Well, I made you a pair of trousers and a vest. I also made a suspender skirt. Look." Rutang showed him hers.
"Why is this still the same color?" Hao Mei looked at it and found it strange.
"Well, this is called couple costume."
Couple... The corners of Yu Yaoyang's mouth rose crazily. These two words sounded so easy to make people feel extremely comfortable.