The seal landed heavily on the paper, and the staff handed the two red notebooks to Yu Yaoyang and Rutang.
"Congratulations, you two look like a perfect match."
Yu Yaoyang smiled from ear to ear, took out the wedding candies and cigarettes that he had prepared early, and distributed them to the staff one by one. The newlyweds in line behind also got candies.
This was probably Yu Yaoyang's most easy-going day. He was smiling so hard that he couldn't even see his eyebrows. He said thank you to everyone who said congratulations to him. He behaved as if the feared street kid was not him.
This attitude made the staff laugh, and they jokingly said: "Young man, you really want to marry her."
"Isn't that good? I've been thinking about my wife, the village beauty, for so many years - buddy, do you think my wife is pretty?" Yu Yaoyang was really shy. He pulled the blushing Rutang and asked the person behind him.
That new couple.
The man named by him nodded subconsciously, and was soon pinched secretly by his wife next to him, grinning in pain.
Yu Yaoyang, who provoked the dispute, acted as if nothing was wrong and wanted to drag Rutang to continue showing off.
Rutang has already lowered his head to find a place on the ground. This is too weird.
She was not as thick-skinned as he was, and she was afraid that this guy would get loud and get beaten up by a group of people, so Rutang dragged him out of the Civil Affairs Bureau.
Yu Yaoyang whistled and looked up at the sky. He was in a good mood and the sky was blue. This was the best sky he had ever seen.
There was something he had been holding back for a long time, and he finally had a chance to realize it. Yu Yaoyang took a deep breath, as if he had made some important decision.
The heat on Rutang's face had not gone away after leaving the Civil Affairs Bureau. She did not look in the mirror, but it was not difficult to guess that her face must be as red as a tomato at this moment.
This is her second time marrying him.
I have been married to the same man for two lifetimes.
The mood is slightly different, but the joy cannot be faked, and a sense of solidity spreads across my chest.
Yu Yaoyang was silent for a long time. Rutang looked at him curiously, but found that his face was serious. If he looked carefully, his ears were still red, as if he was brewing something.
"Brother Yaoyang, do you have something to say to me?" Rutang asked.
"Well, well, although there are a lot of livestock outside, don't be afraid." Yu Yaoyang rarely spoke fluently.
"What?" Rutang didn't understand.
"I mean, people like your father and Zhang Lian cannot represent all men. I unilaterally announced that they have been expelled from the male citizenship - Hey, I mean, wife, don't be afraid, I will treat you well."
OK."
There was so much foreshadowing, all in preparation for the next sentence. In fact, he just wanted to call her wife.
I don’t know how long I have been practicing this sentence in my mind. Rutang heard him call her daughter-in-law so many times in her previous life, but she was still moved by him.
My eyes were hot, and I was about to agree, when I heard him talk to himself again.
"Don't go back with me tonight, stay with our mother."
"Okay." Rutang felt hot again.
After receiving the certificate, according to the custom of the village, she can move over and live with him.
What a good man she is. Knowing that her mother was frightened, she specifically asked her to stay. Such a good man is really hard to find with a lantern -
"Anyway, you can't get anything done if you come back with me. You can't wash your hands with blood." Holding such a beautiful wife in his arms and doing nothing, isn't that a test of his revolutionary will? She hasn't finished her menstrual period yet, he feels.
You may not be able to withstand such a test.
"???" What did she hear?!
Rutang looked at him in disbelief. Is this guy so ungrateful? I thought he was a good man just now, but in the end, he was secretly thinking something?!
"Oh, it's okay. I'm talking about a martial arts novel. My old man has a handwritten copy. I will tell you about it later. I, Yu Yaoyang, am also a good young man who loves reading." He said it with integrity.
Rutang had a look on her face. If she was a little girl who didn't know much about the world and was deceived by him like this, it would be strange to believe that he was a bad person. This guy is very bad!
He drove the car secretly, feeling smug that Rutang didn't know that Yu Yaoyang seemed to have taken advantage of him, so he could only express his joy by whistling.
"Brother Yaoyang, do you think Zhang Yun and his mother are weird?" Rutang asked.
"Is it weird that an old shrew raised a wimp? Isn't that normal? Don't worry, when we have a child, regardless of gender, I will be responsible for educating them. I will definitely not let our child grow up to be a wimp like Zhang Li
.”
Rutang originally wanted to talk to him about business, but when she heard this, she couldn't help but asked curiously.
"How do you plan to educate?"
"Brother, I don't have the bad habit of favoring boys over girls. I treat boys and girls equally."
Rutang nodded with satisfaction, this sentence is still very good, and his three views are very correct.
But in the next sentence, the style of painting is wrong again.
"It doesn't matter whether it's a boy or a girl. They all have to be able to fight. Needless to say, my son. I'm responsible for the daughter's fight. I'll teach it myself."
"Still, you teach me by yourself?!" Rutang was shocked. Was it because he was not satisfied with being a prostitute on the street, and he wanted to cultivate a social elite?
"Well, you have to teach it yourself. What if a girl is not good enough and wants to be bullied? I have already thought about it. I have told her since she was a child that when she fights with women, she pokes her eyes, and when she fights with men, she kicks her dick. Haha, who dares to mess with me?
Daughter, let him cut off his descendants!"
"Ouch..." Rutang's head was buzzing with pain, and he rubbed his temples with his hands. The sight of just thinking about it made his blood pressure rise, it was too terrible.
Yu Yaoyang's expression didn't look like he was joking at all, he was serious!
He gets angry when he thinks about a brat bullying his daughter! He talks to himself and tells himself that he is angry. In the end, he grits his teeth.
"Let my daughter kick his balls to pieces first. Then I will go over, smash the head and legs of the brat who bullied our daughter, and throw the body into the moat - Wife, what's wrong with you?"
The second time I called my wife, it was obviously much smoother than the first time.
"You can throw me into the moat and I'll wander around all night."
Let your daughter go, she is still a child, Rutang thought feebly in her heart.
"Why are you throwing me away? I managed to marry her back, hey." Yu Yaoyang looked at his wife's pretty face and suppressed the anger of "a brat coveting his lovely daughter".
"Brother Yaoyang, you like children very much, right?" Rutang asked.
Yu Yaoyang nodded without hesitation, the corners of his mouth raised crazily, almost reaching behind his ears.
His daughter-in-law is so good-looking, so the child she will give birth to will definitely be good-looking too. The thought of a little girl who looks just like her and has chubby breasts makes my heart melt.
"I will take good care of my body and I will definitely give birth to two lovely children." Rutang said with tears. He had sacrificed too much for her.
It turns out that he likes children so much, but because of her, he refused to have children in his previous life. She must make up for this debt in this life.
This scene is supposed to be quite touching, but some people just like to spoil the scenery.
As soon as Yu Yaoyang opened his mouth, the happy comedian came online, turning the affectionate scene into a funny direction in a second.