Rutang and her mother were very curious about the reason why Chen Fu was hospitalized.
"Did he get so excited that he gave himself a heart attack?" Hao Mei was curious.
"That's not true. My mother heard from the neighbor that he was scolding you at home, and she couldn't bear it, so she went over to have a look. When Chen Fu heard my mother coming, he was so scared that he locked the yard door and didn't dare to see my mother. He was worried about my mother.
I climbed over the wall to get in, and I just wanted to jump over the wall from the backyard."
"Ah?" Rutang was dumbfounded. What kind of fairy tale is this? There are so many ups and downs.
"When I jumped over the wall, I didn't see the path underneath clearly and fell directly into your neighbor's cesspool."
"Ah?!!!" Rutang was shocked again, this is interesting news!
In rural areas, there are dry toilets. When the toilets are full, they are used to water the ground. I don’t know why Chen Fu was so unlucky. In order to hide from Yaoyang’s mother, he ran away from the backyard and ended up jumping into the neighbor’s manure bucket.
"According to eyewitnesses, he fell and was covered in yellow and green."
"Oh my god, I can't eat rice porridge anymore." Xiaoyue expressed disdain for her brother's description, which was too disgusting.
Rutang and her mother also felt quite disgusting. How can I put it this way? It was a bit subtle. It was the kind of disgusting feeling with a little bit of relief.
"It's not over yet. He jumped into someone's excrement bucket and hurriedly got out of it. He was squirting all over -"
Rutang quickly raised her hand and said, stop it, don't go into details, it's too disgusting.
"Anyway, he was so confused that he couldn't see the road ahead clearly. Of course, I suspect that the dada might have gotten into his eyes and he couldn't see clearly. Anyway, whatever it was, he stepped on the dung fork."
The dung fork was originally placed next to the bucket, with the sharp iron head facing down, and it was placed vertically. He stepped on the iron head. Under the action of the lever principle, the handle banged on his head, and Chen Fu was hit.
With a head full of gold stars, he fell down into the dung bucket.
fainted.
He was probably hit with a concussion.
"He sat in the manure bucket for ten minutes. There were many people watching, but no one came forward to help. Tsk, don't they say that our rural folk customs are simple and honest? Why are the folks so cruel?" Yu Yaoyang said at the end.
He also pretended to shake his head, acting as if he had a sense of morality.
"Well, you may not be cruel, the folks are also afraid of the smell..."
When Rutang heard the last part, she felt a little sympathetic to her unlucky father. How unlucky he must be to have to do these things.
"In the end, it was my mother who was very particular. She heard the commotion in the backyard from the front yard and saw Chen Fu lying in the puddle of feces. She called Chen Cai and Chen Yun to come over and help. It is said that the two brothers saw their relatives lying in the puddle of feces.
Brother, I was moved to tears, covered my mouth and was about to run away."
This plastic brotherhood also opened the eyes of the villagers.
"If my mother hadn't told me to come back and smash the windows one by one if they dared to run away, they would have left Chen Fu and run away."
Hao Mei wiped the tears from her eyes and said with emotion: "My mother-in-law is really a hero among women."
Xiao Li deserves a lot of credit for being able to raise such a funny son from Yaoyang.
"After I found out about this, my literary spirit was clamoring. I met Chen Cai when I went out this morning, and I gave him a couplet as a gift."
Yu Yaoyang was so proud, but to add insult to injury, he still had some talent.
"Return, return the couplet?" Rutang was surprised.
"Brothers are birds of the same forest. When the shit basin comes, they fly away separately! Yes, yellow and green show true love!"
"...Would you do any damage?" Rutang felt that the fact that he had not been beaten to death because of his mouth was directly related to the strength of his body.
"What a sin, what a sin." Hao Mei said to herself.
"Auntie, do you think my brother is wicked?" Xiaoyue just wanted to say a few words for his brother. His brother is usually - well, his brother is also a destructive person.
But it was particularly damaging to Chen Fu, because Chen Fu was not good to Rutang and always beat Rutang.
In Yu Yaoyang's simple values, whoever touches his wife has a pumpkin head that needs to be shaved off.
Hao Mei waved her hand.
"No, it's not like our Yaoyang made him jump into the manure pit. I think it was because I just made beef sauce, and the color - hey, forget it, the beef sauce can be stored, so you can eat it after a few days."
The son-in-law's vivid description is like a poet scattered among the people. He can clearly explain the feces and urine, but there are disadvantages in being too vivid. It can easily trigger associations, causing the beef sauce braised noodles that should be served for dinner to be postponed.
"According to eyewitnesses, after Chen Fu was sent to the township health center, the health center opened a separate place for him to stay and enjoyed distinguished treatment."
"Are you worried that daddy will rub against the sheets in the health center? The health center will offend whoever..." Hao Mei empathized with the health center. It was so miserable.
"Isn't it good? It is said that Chen Fu stayed inside and used several bottles of alcohol without cleaning it up. The director wanted to pour alcohol on him with a water pipe. It was all money. Chen Fu screamed Rutang's name
, we must let Rutang go see him."
Yu Yaoyang's spies were all over Dali Village. Chen Fu changed places several times, but he was able to seamlessly continue to eat melons.
"He asked me to pay the medical bills, right? I'm not going. How much does that much alcohol cost..." Rutang shook her head like a rattle.
Originally, a concussion might not cost much, but cleaning up a concussion in a cesspit requires so much alcohol and disinfecting the place where Chen Fu stayed, the medical expenses are certainly not cheap.
Of course, Rutang is not short of money. She feels that now the whole health clinic and even the whole town are waiting to see what the family of this man who fell into the cesspit looks like.
Rutang doesn’t want to be named that way.
"Then he is in the hospital. Who will take care of him? Will someone pay for his medical expenses?" Hao Mei asked.
She and Rutang definitely can't go back and throw this person away, so they don't want to claim the old man who fell into the cesspool.
"Speaking of this, it's even more interesting. Didn't his two brothers make my mother excited to follow them? It is said that when they arrived at the health center, Chen Yun ran away on the pretext of going to the toilet, and Chen Cai was blocked by the people at the health center.
Let go."
I didn’t even pay the hospitalization fee, so the health center would definitely disagree.
"So, my uncle who was blocked paid for Chen Fu's hospitalization?" Rutang asked, if the uncle really paid for the scumbag father, then she would really look at him differently in the future. It seems that his brother
Do the two still have feelings for each other?
"No, your uncle climbed out of the window, and his shoes ran away. He didn't even pick them up. He ran in front, and the nurses from the health center chased after him. It was a spectacular scene."
"..." Rutang decided to take back what he just said.
The two brothers of Daddy Scumbag have brotherly love for Daddy Scumbag, but not much.
"We can't go on, it's too embarrassing." Hao Mei's disgust was palpable. These strange relatives of the old Chen family were not only cruel to the two of them, but even more cruel to Chen Fu.
The more this happens, the harder it is to let my daughter go there. The expense is small, but the shame is huge.