Chen Fu's "tragic" experience provided Rutang and his wife with a good mood for the day.
Hao Mei found that since she moved out, she was getting further and further away from Xianhui. When she heard that Chen Fu was unlucky, she had no sympathy at all. She even felt refreshed and her face was full of light.
When Li Hua saw her, he had to ask her, "Why are you so energetic?"
It was difficult for Hao Mei to describe where her happy mood came from at this moment. It was difficult to understand the unlucky happiness of her scumbag ex without experiencing it personally.
Fortunately, Li Hua soon felt this happiness, and became Li Hua in high spirits. Li Hua was about to become his predecessor, Zhang Lian, and he was in bad luck.
After hearing Yu Yaoyang's lies, Zhang Ye got up early in the morning and went to a fortune-telling place that was said to be very accurate. He queued up ahead of everyone else and wanted to know how to treat his infertility.
Li Hua actually found this house in advance, borrowed it from a friend for a few days, and then packed it up.
Rutang and the others went out after listening to Chen Fu's Adventures in the Manure Pit at home. After a little delay on the way, Yu Yaoyang saw a peach cake that was freshly baked and had to queue up to buy two packs.
One pack for his mother and one pack for his wife.
It was half an hour after they arrived. The three of them entered the courtyard through the back door and dressed up Xiaoyue. Rutang also confirmed that the radio cassette player under the table was functioning normally and that everything was ready.
She and Yu Yaoyang hid in the next room. Xiaoyue took a square step to open the door. As soon as the courtyard door opened, Zhang Yun was the first to rush in.
"Are you the master?" Zhang Lang looked Yu Yaoyue up and down.
The master was tall and strong, wearing a hat, sunglasses, a beard, and a maroon-colored coat. He always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell.
"Uh-huh." Xiaoyue remembered what her sister-in-law taught her: don't speak if you can, and talk less, so that you can have a sense of mystery.
Zhang Liang followed him into the house. The house was empty, and a table was set up. If Zhang Liang looked carefully, he could see that this place was different from the home of ordinary magicians.
There is neither an incense burner nor an enshrinement to Baojiaxian, and there are no messy Feng Shui paintings on the wall, just a wall calendar.
Zhang Liang was so focused on solving the problem of fertility that he didn't care to look at these things, and he didn't see anything suspicious at all.
Xiaoyue followed the script Rutang gave him, raised her hand to stop Zhang Yun from speaking, pinched her fingers in a serious manner, and made a fortune-telling gesture.
"You came here to ask for a child, right?"
"Master, you are so clever!" Zhang Hao wanted to kneel down and bow before him. He was extremely excited and felt that he had met an expert.
Even before he opened his mouth, the master knew what he was going to do.
"Well, let me do the math. You are thirty-two this year and your zodiac sign is Xiaolong, right?"
"That's right! Please give me some advice, master!" Zhang Hao stood up from his chair excitedly.
Next door, Rutang secretly watched Zhang Hao's every move through the hole in the wall. There was a small hole in the wall of this room, which was blocked by the calendar. A small hole was poked in the calendar in advance to ensure that Rutang could see it in this room.
arrive.
Zhang Hao's attention was all on seeking a son, and he didn't notice the mystery of the calendar.
"Are you a tiger? Are you fooled?" Yu Yaoyang stood beside Rutang and chewed a cucumber, complaining against Rutang's ear while chewing.
The scent of cucumber blew on Rutang's earlobe, making it tingle.
Rutang elbowed him, telling him to keep quiet while watching the excitement.
There is a recording next door. The result of this recording will directly determine Li Hua's happiness for the rest of his life. There is no room for carelessness.
"How many years have you and your wife been married?" Xiaoyue asked.
"It's been 11 years and she still hasn't been able to get pregnant. It's her fault." Zhang Hao said hesitantly.
Xiaoyue slapped her fat hands on the table and angrily shouted: "How dare you, why don't you tell the truth when you come to me? Do you even want to hide the truth from the real Bodhisattva? I saw your slave palace turning dark, you lied! She is not your wife at all.
I can’t give birth, you didn’t tell the truth!”
"I remember the lines wrong, why is this kid so stupid?" Yu Yaoyang scorned his younger brother while chewing a cucumber.
With just a few lines, this silly roe deer chosen by the light can still mispronounce them!
The lines that Rutang wrote for him were based on the zodiac sign of Mai Shen.
The best lie is one that is 30% true and 70% false, so that it can fool people in a decent way.
This sentence should be "Your wife's palace is red, and your children's palace is black." Xiaoyue, a melon, cut corners when reciting the lines, recited them randomly, and pulled out a slave palace.
Giving birth to a child is not raising a pet, so what does the slave palace have to do with it? Yu Yaoyang despised the fat man next door through a wall.
Zhang Liang would never believe Xiaoyue's lies if he had some ink in his stomach. But unfortunately, Zhang Liang didn't understand at all. It's not important that the slave palace and the uterus are women, as long as they can give birth to children.
"Master, your calculation is so accurate. In fact, it's not my wife's fault, it's me... I have some health problems." Zhang Hao's last words were softer than a mosquito.
Letting a useless man admit that he can't do it is worse than killing him.
Xiaoyue was worried that the recording was not good and that this sentence was not recorded, so she raised her voice and asked: "Please tell me clearly, whose problem and what problem? Be detailed, otherwise the real Bodhisattva will not bless you!"
"There is something wrong with my health. I can't give birth to a child, and in terms of time, I'm still... not good at it." Zhang Hao blushed and told the secret hidden in his heart, fearing that the "master" would look down on him.
In fact, Xiaoyue was full of question marks at this moment.
He understands that he cannot have children. What does the duration mean?
Didn’t his sister-in-law say this line to him?
Xiaoyue is a smart child, but the child who was chosen by the light is only 16. In this era where there is no Internet information, underdeveloped sex education, and popular education, the child really doesn’t understand, and is completely confused.
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Next door, Yu Yaoyang clicked his tongue twice, he understands the duration and so on!
"You look very proficient?" Rutang squinted at him, with a hint of murderous intent in her eyes. She suddenly remembered that in the previous life, when the two of them just got married, this guy looked very proficient.
Could it be that he tried it with some girl?
As soon as this idea came to mind, Rutang felt gas rising in his stomach, and an unknown fire rushed directly to his throat. Looking at Yu Yaoyang's handsome face, he no longer looked so handsome.
"Then why aren't you proficient? I've seen a lot of wild dogs - ow!" Before Yu Yaoyang could finish his words, Rutang bumped into his chest and was so angry that tears came out.
The girl, who was usually skinny, was quite strong when she bumped into someone, knocking Yu Yaoyang out with a muffled sound.
Zhang Ye, who was next door, also heard it and looked puzzled.
"Master, what's this?"
"Uh-" Xiao Yuexin said, it's his second-rate brother, can I tell you?
The young man's mind was spinning rapidly and he opened his mouth: "That's the roar of the real Bodhisattva! Who dares you not to tell the truth? You must tell the truth, otherwise the real Bodhisattva will strike down with lightning and I won't be able to save you!"