In the end, Su Yuyan still didn't give Su Miao an increase in pocket money. Not only did it not increase, it was reduced by half.
The reason was that Su Miao was caught eating fried chicken in the middle of the night by Su Yuyan.
This incident left Su Yuyan quite speechless.
Because Su Miao was a talented person, she hid in the toilet and ate secretly. When Su Yuyan heard the noise in the middle of the night, she thought there was a rat infestation at home, but she didn't expect...
Unable to get pocket money from Su Yuyan, Su Miao had no choice but to call Xiao Zeyan.
The call was answered, "Hello! Mr. Xiao, have you had a drink today?"
On the other end of the phone: “…………”
"Su Miao, are you sick? It's only nine o'clock in the morning. Who the hell drinks at nine o'clock in the morning?" Xiao Zeyan put his mobile phone on the bedside and turned on the loudspeaker.
Being woken up from his sleep, Xiao Zeyan's tone was quite bad.
Xiao Zeyan was lying on the bed, with his upper body naked, a pure gray thin quilt covering his waist and hips, and his white calves exposed to the air.
Su Miao had just finished sending her son to school and was squatting on the side of the road. The conspicuous old electric car was parked beside it.
Su Miao didn't care about Xiao Zeyan's irritable remarks, but asked him with a smile, "Master Xiao, do you want to come out for breakfast?"
"No." Xiao Zeyan decisively refused.
Recently, he finally picked up a girl. He had a nice drink last night and didn't come back until dawn. Now, even if a state banquet is placed in front of him, he has no appetite.
"Master Xiao, don't refuse so quickly. It's a good thing."
"What good thing?" Xiao Zeyan turned his face to the phone, his eyes half closed.
Su Miao held a branch in her hand and pulled it on the ground, "I'll tell you when I come out."
"You speak first."
What good things can't be said over the phone?
"You agreed?" Su Miao suddenly raised her voice, "Okay, I'm next to the public toilet on Chengnan Avenue, come quickly."
After saying that, he quickly hung up the phone.
Xiao Zeyan opened his eyes with a confused expression, "???"
Did he agree?
Before he could figure out whether he had drunk too much and his mind was still awake, his cell phone rang.
It was a text message, a text message from Su Miao: Come quickly, it is best to arrive at the designated location within ten minutes.
Xiao Zeyan: "......"
What can be done in this situation now?
On the way there, the more Xiao Zeyan thought about it, the more something was wrong.
Did she ask him to have breakfast?
Then she said she was next to the public toilet on Chengnan Avenue?
so……
She wants to ask him out to eat... shit?
Xiao Zeyan seriously doubted whether today was April Fool's Day and whether he was being tricked.
However, Su Miao shouldn't be that boring.
With a skeptical attitude, Xiao Zeyan finally went to the public restroom on Chengnan Avenue. As soon as the car approached, he saw Su Miao squatting on the side of the road. She picked up a branch from somewhere in her hand and scratched the fallen leaves on the ground.
.
Xiao Zeyan: "......"
I suspect she has something in her head.
The black Bentley slowly stopped by the side of the road, and Xiao Zeyan got out of the car.
Su Miao raised her eyes, threw away the twig in her hand, stood up and greeted him, "Master Xiao, you are finally here."
"What good thing?" Xiao Zeyan asked directly.
Say it quickly, he has to go back to catch up on his sleep after that.
I also asked a girl to go out for a drink tonight. I didn't sleep during the day and was not energetic at night.
"Look, you are so anxious." Su Miao pulled Xiao Zeyan to where she was just now and squatted down with him.
Xiao Zeyan: "......"
Although I don't quite understand this behavior, there must be a reason for Su Miao to do this, so she just squats down and follows suit.
After squatting down, both parties were waiting for the other to speak first.
Speechless for a while!
"Why didn't you ask?"
"Why do not you say it?"
A stagnation at the same time.
Su Miao hooked the key to the electric car with her fingertips, "Master Xiao, I have something to ask you for help."
Xiao Zeyan turned around: "???"
Is it a good thing to ask him for help?
Stand up and leave.
"If you dare to walk and try it, believe it or not, I will cut your height by half." Su Miao said softly, her tone was extremely gentle.
When Xiao Zeyan heard this, his legs felt cold.
Silently, he squatted back and said, "Susu! What do you want your brother to do for you?"
"Whose brother do you want to be?" Su Miao turned her eyes.
"You are brother, you are. Brother, what do you want me to do for you?" The scene of Bi Lou's head being beaten was still vivid in his mind, so he didn't dare to be presumptuous.
Su Miao turned the car key on her fingertips, "Well, I want something not suitable for children. I wonder if you can get it."
Xiao Zeyan turned around: "???"
"What is something inappropriate for children?" He looked shocked.
Did she regard him as a man? Why did she tell him this?
Su Miao saw him so surprised and quickly patted his shoulder, "It's not what you think."
"Is that so?"
Su Miao approached Xiao Zeyan and whispered in his ear: "***;"
The reviewer said, if you have the ability, write it down and I will punish you.
After hearing this, Xiao Zeyan was so shocked that he fell to the ground, "Su Miao, are you crazy? This is illegal."
"I know, but if you don't say it and I don't say it, who knows." Will someone post this matter online to let netizens know?
It's impossible, so it's very safe.
Xiao Zeyan shook his head, "No, this goes against my moral bottom line."
"You still have a moral bottom line, and you've already opened an underground fighting arena."
Xiao Zeyan: "......"
"That's not the same thing. That's too immoral." He paused, "But why do you want that kind of thing? Who do you want to use it on?"
"Don't worry about it."
I had a chance that day, but I was interrupted.
Xiao Zeyan's face was full of disapproval, "Be good, we won't do anything illegal."
"Who told you that I was breaking the law?" Su Miao rolled her eyes.
"Why do you want that if it's not illegal?" Xiao Zeyan didn't believe it, "Don't tell me that you want to eat it yourself and then seduce your vegetative husband."
Su Miao slapped him on the back of the head, "What kind of garbage are you holding in your head?"
No one has ever been able to trick her and escape unscathed.
"You are already the crown prince of the underground fighting circle. Isn't it possible that this little thing can still bother you?"
"I am the emperor of the underground fighting circle, but I can't handle it. You'd better find someone else."
"There is no one else. You are the most handsome person I know, so I can only look for you."
Xiao Zeyan turned his head when he heard this, "Really?"
"Really, more real than moissanite." Su Miao added, "More handsome than Tan Zhuo."
"Okay, since you said so, I'll help you think of a solution." He took out his mobile phone and made a call.
The call is connected.
"Hey, Mr. Yuan, what have you been busy with lately? Have you had a drink today? Do you want to come out for breakfast?"
Su Miao: "......"
Why does it feel familiar?
Also, this title is very special, unfair?
Fifteen minutes later, a large pickup truck appeared, and a charming woman got out of the car. When she saw Xiao Zeyan, she gave her a death glare.
"Prince Xiao, do you want to invite me to the public toilet to eat shit?"
