Chapter 405: The daily routine of the guardian returning...
The moment I saw the four characters "Jingcheng University" on a building in the distance...
Fangran slammed the balcony door shut, then leaned back and covered his face with trembling hands.
Wait...wait a moment...let me figure it out...
First of all, calm down, be sure to calm down.
The more times like this come, the more it tests your man's composure.
And maybe you just saw it wrong. As long as you open it normally again, you can see the usual road to school and Wang Ji Kuai Chao across the street, as well as the aunt downstairs who goes to the morning market to buy vegetables every day.
Three gentlemen who say a few words and get up early to practice Tai Chi, the competition is fierce...
Yes, that must be the case.
Fangran worked hard to hypnotize himself, took a deep breath, calmed his breathing and was frightened that he had just opened the balcony door and woke himself up from the dazed state where he had not yet woken up, and then...
He slowly opened the balcony door again little by little.
The sun was shining brightly, and there were no old men on the green lawn, so Fangran breathed a sigh of relief.
"Huh, after all, now that the ladies are gone, I won't be able to see you in the morning... What a fool! That's not the problem!" (Angrily throwing)
Suddenly he woke up from his self-hypnosis and cursed loudly. He looked straight at the four golden characters on the top of the building in the distance - Jingcheng University.
Am I still dreaming?
Fangran looked dumbfounded, without washing his face, he stared at the scene in front of him with his mouth wide open.
"King...King City...University!?"
etc!
Wait a moment!
Let me stroke it!
Let me think about whether there is an error in my memory or whether I forgot something.
First of all, today, September 3rd, is the day I start school. At the end of last month, I just finished the hellish life called summer special training.
And he successfully fought with various A-level bosses that night, traveled all over the capital, not only appeared on TV, but also rode a carriage again, and finally after wandering around Dongjiang for half a night, he accepted the inhumane treatment of the Queen.
torture...
Then, the day before yesterday, I had absolutely no way to refuse that person's bargaining chip, so I had to play the night game again, and finally my identity was discovered by Sister Sushu... Oh, oh, oh! (crazy)
Finally, the bastard who finally got rid of his brother yesterday secretly bought a ticket and returned to Los Angeles while the Queen and Xiao Xiao were not paying attention. He chatted with Veronica for a while, then cleaned up the room and went to bed...
..
I should...I remember correctly...
When I closed the curtains before going to bed last night, I clearly saw Uncle Li from Wang Ji Kuaidi secretly getting a pedicure behind Aunt Chen's back.
Why the hell did he wake up to Beijing University?
(╬╯◣д◢)╯︵┻━┻(angry!)
Fangran looked at the scene he had never seen before in complete confusion. The backstreet that he faced every morning when he woke up had been completely replaced by a yard with green lawns, and the capital city could be reached not far away.
University landscape lakeside.
In addition to his own two-story building, the surrounding area is surrounded by independent buildings that look like faculty dormitories, forming a community.
Fang Ran: "..."
Hello, 110, I want to call the police. I encountered an unscientific supernatural incident.
Yes, my rental house will be moved by itself when I wake up...
"puff!"
Spurting out a mouthful of old blood, Fangran covered his face with both hands. He didn't have the courage to look at the bright sunshine in the morning, feeling that he had lost his way in life.
We promised to return to daily life, we promised to leave the capital to start a new semester, we promised to finally bid farewell to the world of night battles!?
Was it all my imagination!?
Then just when Fangran felt that he was confused and his outlook was shattered, the door in the kitchen suddenly opened. Well, although it sounds strange, it was the door in the kitchen that opened.
Then Meng Lang's voice was accompanied by a bright and sunny smile on his face, and he gave Fangran a thumbs up and smiled:
"Hey! Brother, I haven't seen you for a whole summer. Do you miss me?"
Fang Ran opened his mouth and looked at him with a dull look on his face. Behind him was a sigh. Gou Yu, who was following behind with his eyebrows rubbed, looked at the time on the watch that had not yet reached six o'clock, and sighed helplessly:
"Well, Brother Meng, didn't we ask the night bureau to prepare for the move last night? So why do we have to destroy the biological clock and get up early? The captain won't run out in the middle of the night anyway."
Fang Ran: "..."
How can I put it this way? Why does this conversation give me a strong sense of déjà vu...
"Hehe, maybe, if my brother secretly goes out to have fun at night while the two of us are away, he goes to an Internet cafe to stay... Hold the grass!"
Meng Lang said with a smirk on his face, and then he just turned around and saw a figure still wearing pajamas rushing towards him with his mouth wide open!
"Fuck! I knew it was you again, brother! You're pretending like we haven't seen you for a long time. I've just seen your bad face the night before!"
After a summer of training, Meng Lang could clearly feel Fangran's growth in combat power. He had grown from a five-scum fighter who could be blocked with one hand to a double fighter who had to use two hands to hold down.
Five scum!
"Let me go, don't move your mouth. Do you only know how to bite people? Damn it, I wanted to say it the day before yesterday. Is this how you treat the brother you haven't seen for a month!?"
"I'm not a cheating brother like you!"
"Bah! What does my cheating have to do with you!"
"The traitor!"
"Fuck your sister!"
After a heated exchange of words, the two quickly struggled together.
Gou Yu looked at this familiar scene that gave him a headache, shook his head and sighed with a smile.
By the way, is this the only way you two greet each other?
And Brother Meng, don’t deny what the captain said...
"It's morning, let me make some breakfast. What do you want to eat?"
Looking at the two guys on the ground holding their collars and pulling back their hair to block the door, Gou Yu also gave up on leaving the kitchen, took off the apron he had hung for a holiday and asked.
"Fried croquettes and super eggs."
"It's wise to be wise if you want to lose your legs, bah! The European Union in the picture..."
"Fried bacon, scrambled eggs, ham sandwiches and hash browns? Then the staple food is bread. I remember I put it..."
Ignoring the two "elementary school students" on the ground who were already pulling each other's faces to both sides, launching verbal attacks and answering vaguely, Gou Yu opened the refrigerator and took a look at the remaining items.
Thinking that luckily most of the things were not broken, he rummaged through the various kitchen materials and utensils that he had carefully put away when he left.
The early morning sunlight just shone on the two people struggling on the ground, who kept moving away.
After a long battle that lasted for more than ten minutes, Fangran finally couldn't help but use his ultimate kill!
He secretly took out a chocolate box, then gritted his teeth and shouted loudly!
"Go to hell, bro! The sure-kill-climax hit!"
Then with a ferocious look on his face, he grabbed Meng Lang with his right hand and roared in a rough voice with a ferocious smile!
"A gay guy pulled your pants chain!!"
“Are you fucking introducing yourself!!!”
Seeing the 'sinful' little electric light in Fangran's hand, Meng Lang shuddered, crossed his hands to block it, and then shouted in shame and anger with a broken face!
"Useless brother, any resistance you have is in vain in the face of my sure-kill skills that I finally learned after practicing for a whole summer!"
Fangran pressed hard on his wrist and said through gritted teeth to Meng Lang. Meng Lang, who was also pressing hard on his wrist, also gritted his teeth and used all his strength to stop Fangran.
"Brother, I really can't watch you develop this thing after a whole summer of practice!"
"I don't care! I haven't settled the debt for abducting me to the capital during the summer vacation. This time you actually abducted the whole house!"
"What the hell! So are you! What the hell was that night crow the night before yesterday! And you actually have a top ten A-level night weapon! What on earth did you go through this summer vacation!?"
The two men were wrestling with each other and exposed each other's faults. When Meng Lang yelled these things, Fangran's brows jumped and there were veins on his forehead.
"Who do you think caused this..."
Talking about her sad and angry summer vacation, and her miserable life with perfect scores in all subjects but no chance to go to the beach, big sisters in bikinis, or beach castles, Fangran looked at the 'source of trouble' in front of her, took a deep breath and let out her last roar!
"I can't forgive you, brother, please give me an orgasm!!"
"Bah, I won't let a man make me orgasm!"
Listening to Fangran's impeccable lines, which were terrible from the inside out, Meng Lang yelled back at him in shame and anger!
At this moment, the fried bacon and eggs had just been put on the plate in the kitchen, and Gou Yu, who was making a sandwich, was sweating and holding his forehead speechlessly while listening to the conversation between the two people outside.
Do you two know what you are talking about?
Then, just when Gou Yu was thinking about when the two of them would end it, he heard a crisp voice that could no longer suppress his anger, gritting his teeth with cold contempt!
"You two idiots, go to hell!!!"
boom!!!
Gou Yu, who had just walked out of the kitchen with the prepared breakfast, saw a light-blond mixed-race girl floating above the two of them, with lingering anger on her delicate face.
Fang Ran and Meng Lang, who were hit by the telekinetic impact and flew two meters away, let out two screams one after another.
"ah!"
"ah!!"
Then the wrists of the two people wrestling collided with each other due to their flying postures. The weak current given by [Thunder Card] flashed on Fangran's wrist, just...
They touched their bodies at the same time, and then...
"Ah...￥%#...[bad voice]"
"Ah...￥%*...[very bad sound]"
At the same time, he made an indescribable, terrible sound that he tried hard to suppress but couldn't.
"These two... hopeless... stupid idiots..."
Gou Yu was trembling with anger as he watched. At the same time, Ling, who was gritting her teeth in anger after seeing this scene, flipped her long sleeves and turned around to disappear, not wanting to face these two idiots again.
"well...."
Serving breakfast of fried bacon, scrambled eggs, ham sandwiches, hash browns and toast with jam,
After placing it on the table, Gou Yu walked over to the two people who were knocked away by Ling and suffered some indescribable sour feeling.
"Are you okay, Captain, Brother Meng?"
"Xiao... Xiaoor, I really... really just want my brother to... go to court..."
Collapsed on the ground, Fangran grabbed Gou Yu's hand as if he was just like someone in a TV series who had a prestige before death, with sincere emotions in his eyes.
"Okay, okay, I understand."
Gou Yu smiled helplessly and nodded with a tolerant look on his face.
Captain, do you know that even if you use the tone of voice as if it is a small wish and an ambition that cannot be realized, your words will still sound terrible...
"Brother Meng, what about you?"
"Little or... Really, I can confirm this time... Her Majesty the Queen's attack on me... is indeed stronger than that on my brother... Poof!"
Meng Lang also had the same expression as his last words. He grabbed Gou Yu's hand and said these last words, and then collapsed completely.
"Well, anyway, breakfast is ready, let's eat first."
Faced with this scene that had not happened in his life for a long time, Gou Yu laughed out loud despite being helpless.
A familiar feeling of happiness and relaxation emerged from the bottom of my heart,
Captain and Brother Meng may have felt it too.
"No, I have to get up, I have to eat all my brother's portion!"
"Fuck! You bastard, don't even think about it!"
"By the way, have you both washed your faces and hands?"
"Uh..."(ー△ー；)
"Uh..."(≡Д≡；)
After surviving the turmoil during the summer vacation and completely eradicating the dangerous forces that disturbed their lives, the daily lives of the magical boys continued even if they changed places.
Without the grandeur of going to the Pacific, it is trivial and boring.
But, isn't it still the same...
Sometimes, you always want this stupid time to last forever... (laughs)