"Explain it to me, brother, why did I just arrive in Los Angeles last night, but today I woke up with my house packed up and returned to this sad place?"
At the Magic Boy's breakfast table, Fang Ran looked at Meng Lang with his own piece of bread in his mouth, while trying to pass the ham sandwich and asked.
"Brother, you have to understand that many things in life are unpredictable. You never know what will happen tomorrow."
Meng Lang chatted with Fangran in a serious manner, and at the same time, he patted his clutches to protect the love sandwich Xiao You had made for himself.
"Stop talking nonsense! Tell me quickly!"
Fangran, who could no longer suppress his anger, slapped the table and stood up, almost stepping on the table and yelling at him.
"By the way, Brother Meng, you really didn't tell the captain at all..."
Gou Yu looked at the two of them and sighed helplessly.
"Ahem, don't I want to give my brother a surprise..."
Meng Lang coughed awkwardly, his eyes wandering.
"Surprise... happy... your... sister..."
Then what came back was Fangran's eyes widening and his mouth pouting, with a twisted expression that could even appear in a horror movie, and he made a vicious sound like the roar of an ancient well.
"well..."
Gou Yu sighed softly and smiled helplessly, picked up the piece of bread and took a bite.
We haven't seen each other for a month, but you still look like this. And Captain, can you stop making this expression...
"Wait! Brother, please listen to my explanation! Don't move your hands! Don't move your mouth either!"
Seeing that Fangran might pounce at any time, Meng Lang shouted hurriedly, and then the fierce Fangran stopped.
"Brother, if you don't want to climax, you'd better tell the truth."
Gou Yu: "..."
You... No, I always feel that if I complain here, it will appear that I know some very bad knowledge like the captain and Brother Meng...
"Ahem, that's... Look, brother, we are now members of the night bureau. It's inconvenient and unsafe for Lao and the base camp to be separated. What if the three of us are killed one day?
Ganked..."
"I obviously just defeated the only force in China that can gank us a few days ago..."
Fangran complained silently with an expressionless face, while Meng Lang explained with a forced smile on his face, and his face suddenly froze as he tried to convince himself seriously.
"(￣д￣;)Uh..."
Dry!
Speaking of which, his mother Ni Shui has really been destroyed by my brother!
Speaking of which, what happened to the ninth and top ten A-level night weapons in Wanderer's Song!?
It turns out that without realizing it, my funny and nonsense, cute and charming villain character... ahem... Is my brother famous all over the world (shocked)!?
Meng Lang looked embarrassed when he was asked directly by Fang Ran. He couldn't say that he got the prophecy from his wife and learned that you, my brother, were the one who could change the situation of the national war in the distribution of interests, so he has been lurking next to you just for the sake of it.
Something like that to make you have more of a relationship with the Night Bureau...
So after hesitating for a long time, Meng Lang had no choice but to smile brightly at Fang Ran with a refreshing face, give a thumbs up and said in a cheerful voice:
"I always feel that after you return to Los Angeles, brother, you will live a life like salted fish. As a brother, of course I can't turn a blind eye~"
"Ah~ So that's it~?"
Fangran also had a gentle and kind smile on his face, and answered with a soft voice and a smile.
The two smiled peacefully, coexisting peacefully, and looked at each other warmly and sweetly for a second.
Then.....
"(╬◣д◢) Fuck you, brother, you actually licked Bilian and said such words. Do you know that I spent more than a hundred yuan on the train ticket from Beijing to Luocheng!
Cum for me! You bastard!"
Fangran rushed towards him in a split second, grabbing at his vitals with a ferocious look!
"Uh... By the way, brother, are you talking about it backwards? Otherwise, according to your literal meaning, it will be difficult for me to fulfill your wish without a brother and only a sister. I will go with you! Brother, do you dare not to give up?
Use this move... do it! Don't grab my pants!"
Meng Lang shrank immediately, and replied with a sneer because of the injustice. Then he looked at the furious Fangran and grabbed his pants directly, and shouted in shock!
"You bastard! You ruined my summer vacation, and you didn't even let me go to school!"
Because Meng Lang was very defensive about what he was doing, Fangran could only grab his neck and shake him angrily!
"Pfft...Brother, let go, do you want to kill me..."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! It's obvious to me that you want to kill me! Do you know that the landlady is very cruel! What should I do if she knows that her house has been abducted to the capital!!!"
Fangran, who gave up on the current situation, didn't care about Meng Lang's begging for mercy and shook his neck vigorously.
"And I've obviously gone back! I can obviously leave this troublesome place! Do you know there will be classes at school in a few days!!!"
"Anyway...brother...you are...in class...playing...with your mobile phone...fishing..."
Being shaken hard, Meng Lang rolled his eyes and complained in two words.
"Then I don't have enough damn credits, so I can't graduate and can't find a job. Are you responsible for that!?"
His usual state of studying was ruthlessly exposed, and Fangran turned into anger and shook Meng Lang harder!
"Captain, don't you know that your student status has been transferred to Beijing University as an exchange student?"
Gou Yu on the side looked at this scene and said that he felt that if he didn't speak, Meng Lang would be shaken to death by Fang Ran.
"Ha...meow?"
The shaking movement suddenly stopped. Fangran looked at Gou Yu with a cute expression. Thinking that it finally stopped, Meng Lang rolled his eyes and made a sound like he was dying.
"Xiao Xiao Xiao or... what did you just say...?"
Seeing him staring at him with his eyes wide open, Gou Yu said helplessly:
"The Night Bureau has transferred your student status, captain, to Capital University in the name of an exchange student. I don't know the specific situation, but for the next two years, captain, you can attend classes here."
And let’s not talk about Xiaoxiaoxiao or anything else, please let Brother Meng go first...
"Wait...ha!? No...I...you mean..."
After hearing this, Fang Ran looked at Gou Yu incoherently, and subconsciously let go of Meng Lang, who rolled his eyes. For a moment, he was at a loss as to what to say.
"Well, from today on, captain, you are considered a student of Capital University."
Gou Yu said to him with a smile, and then watched Fangran's mouth widen little by little, his expression dull, and an unbelievable surprise blush slowly appeared on his face.
"You mean that from today on, I will be the top student who can only pass the exam with a score of over 670. As long as I pass the exam, I will be envied by the neighbors around me. At the same time, I will be able to compare myself to my peers and doubt my life. I am a senior in college."
You will definitely be able to find a good job after graduation, and it will be easy for you to find a girlfriend, you are a student of the most powerful Kyungseong University in the country!?"
Fangran's expression of disbelief and shock was exactly the same as that of those who suddenly learned that they had won the lottery. He looked at Gou Yu and murmured confirmation.
Captain, what's going on with your incredibly clear understanding...
By the way, did Beijing University originally have such an impression in your mind?
Gou Yu thought in his mind that he couldn't understand it. In his eyes, Beijing University was just a university.
Sure enough, Dr. Sanliu and the scumbag Xianyu have different perceptions of things.
"Oh, naive, brother, it's impossible for you to find a girl..."
Seeing Meng Lang, who couldn't help complaining as soon as he recovered, was hit again by Fang Ran's special attack, making a lustful moan, Gou Yu rubbed his eyebrows and said in a dumbfounded voice:
"And the landlord aunt, captain, don't worry. Considering the various aspects of moving, I have bought this rental house, and we don't have to pay rent in the future. The landlord aunt is very happy that there is finally someone on the phone.
I took over her old house."
"ha!?"
Fangran opened his mouth wide and looked at Gou Yu in disbelief, who was slowly spreading some butter on the slices of bread.
Completely unable to accept this sudden change.
When he woke up, he suddenly returned to the capital from the shared house. Not only that, he was also told that he had become a student at a top prestigious school. The most terrifying thing was that the guy he was "living with" suddenly bought the entire small building.
.
em.
It’s really hard to accept if you think about it carefully, haha.
"Wait a minute, does this mean that this building already belongs to you!? My brother and I who live here are already being taken care of by you...?"
Fang Ran asked with a confused look on his face. Gou Yu looked around and asked strangely:
"According to the property certificate, yes. Is there anything strange? The relevant staff should have repaired the water and electricity problems last night."
And captain, why do you always say such a bad way of saying 'support'...
Gou Yu sighed silently in his heart.
Fang Ran: "..."
Is there anything strange... When you ask me this, I really don't know how to complain about you.
But this is very strange!
Why do you look like you went out to buy a piece of tofu?
Fangran looked at Gou Yu silently, feeling that if he hadn't woken up yet, one of the values between the two of them must be funny.
Then at this moment, Fangran saw that his phone was not the dark blue transparent glass plate of future technology, but the Tannuo family he bought with his heart. The phone rang, and Su Qun's name appeared on the caller ID.
on the screen.
After being stunned for a moment, Fangran answered the phone nervously for some reason, and Su Qun's voice came from inside.
"Fangran, how's it going? Did the house move smoothly? I originally wanted to tell you first, but Meng Lang told me many times that I wanted to give you a surprise. I think this is not bad."
"Ah, it went very smoothly. Anyway, I'm sorry for bothering you, Brother Suqun."
And next time I hope you can stop him.
"Because something like that happened before, although Nishui no longer exists, it still sounded the alarm for the Night Bureau. Sister Sheng also said that she really didn't trust the three of you in Luo City, so she did this
arrange."
"Oh oh oh, um...thank you Sister Sheng."
Is Sister Yesheng worried again...
Listening to Su Qun mentioning Yesheng, Fangran scratched his cheek with his fingertips as he didn't know how to answer.
Whether it’s the ‘intimate’ contact in the hunting scene or what happened in the narrow room before
Every time it's a quarrel between two people about things like their ideals and stances...
Regardless of this identity or another identity, Fangran didn't know how to face Ye Sheng.
"Well, considering that you have no intention of giving up your studies, the Night Bureau has arranged for you to go to Beijing University. Anyway, if you have any trouble in your new life, you can contact me at any time, and I will help you find a solution."
"Okay, um, I understand, thank you, Brother Suqun."
...
After answering some other questions from Su Qun, Fangran was still in a daze looking at the gluttony doll with a jagged mouth on the water dispenser until he hung up the phone.
Hmm...I will be a student of Kyungseong University from now on?
That Kyungseong University?!
And I will always stay in the capital from now on?
Hey hey, isn’t it super difficult to get a household registration in Beijing...
"Little or...you said if I call my mother now and tell her that I have entered Beijing University...will she think I'm crazy?"
Fangran asked blankly, looking at his round gluttony doll.
Alas, even if you ask me this kind of question...
Gou Yu also sighed softly and didn't know how to answer, while Meng Lang, who had finally recovered from the afterglow of orgasm on the carpet, gritted his teeth with a honey red face and said:
"So, why do you not believe me at all when I explain it to you?"
"That's of course because, brother, you and Brother Suqun are completely different in terms of reliability. You can't be trusted at all."
Fangran replied subconsciously, still in a daze.
rash:"......"
So is this the image I have in my brother’s mind?
It hurts my heart, brother, I have to work hard for a month to deal with the issue of Pearl of the Night deploying destroyers...
"If we have time, let's go buy some furniture. After all, this will be our own place from now on."
"Well, Xiaoyou, what you said makes sense. As the base of our ICMB team, it is indeed necessary to make it look less plain."
Looking at Gou Yu who was happily proposing something because he had never tried it before, and his brother who was pretending to be serious,
Fangran suddenly felt a little enlightened.
Well, before you know it, summer vacation has passed...
Has it passed with the demise of the adverse water that used to cause disturbances in my life?
At this moment, Fangran finally felt that he had escaped from the night at the end of last month when he transformed into a night crow and patrolled the city all night.
Returned to the reality of daily life.
The next step is to start a new life in Beijing as a student of Beijing University in the new semester, and buy furniture...
Listening to the conversation between Meng Lang and Gou Yu, they were already discussing what to buy.
Fangran glanced at the sunshine outside the balcony, unconsciously raised the corners of his mouth, scratched his head and sighed helplessly.