Although Ye Jiu found it difficult to accept it, the fact was the fact.
Although Immortal Banban is mentally ill, there is a great possibility that it is related to him.
After all, my kitchen knife and his watermelon knife are still unclear.
Could it be that it was a bad fate formed when he was the Holy King of the human race in his previous life?
He came from the same school, but he was unlucky and turned into a fool?
this……
We can only take one step at a time.
Ye Jiu sighed in his heart and said: "Then where should we find her? Should we go now?"
That look came again.
A look like looking at a fool.
Immortal Banban said with a bit of disgust: "Senior brother, are you having trouble with your brain? What time is it now? Let's look for it another day."
I, you...
Horse riding.
You are the only one who has a brain problem, and your whole family has a brain problem!
Fuck, can you figure out your identity?
You are my junior brother, and you are a psychopath! Pay attention to your attitude and rhetoric!
Isn't that right?
However, Ye Jiu only thought about these complaints and did not actually say them out.
After all, there is a saying that goes well.
When one day you will care about a mental illness, then you should be careful, because it is very likely that you have been assimilated by them.
So, endure.
…
Next, Ye Jiu arranged the immortal Banban to an empty room in his house because he said he was going to sleep.
He said that going to bed early and getting up early is good for your health.
He also said that if you don’t sleep if the moon doesn’t sleep, you are a bald little baby.
He also said...
Forget it, let’s not talk about it anymore. Let’s talk about it when we get up tomorrow.
Just when Ye Jiu was about to take a shower, a strange phone number ending in 666 came in.
Connected.
The unique voice of a middle-aged woman said, "Hi, hello sir, we have arrived at the entrance of Xingfu Community. What building and unit are you in? We will come and pick you up."
Ye Jiu: "..."
I just secretly called the mental hospital and said a few words quickly when Immortal Banban wasn't paying attention.
I didn't expect them to actually come.
But now, Ye Jiu doesn't want to send Immortal Banban back, after all, he has too many secrets that he wants to know.
So, Ye Jiu said: "Thank you, it's okay..."
"Is everything okay? Didn't you say there is mental illness in your family?"
I ride a horse...
I know you don't mean any harm, but it's really uncomfortable to hear these words.
There is mental illness in your family.
Can't you be more tactful?
For example, there is a situation in your family, someone in your family is not feeling well, or someone in your family has extraordinary mental abilities.
This man really can't speak!
Ye Jiu also lost his temper and said coldly: "No more, he's fine, thank you."
But the other party was still unwilling to give up, looking like he was trying to achieve results, and said: "Sir, I advise you to let us take a look. Mental illnesses come and go. If there is any danger or hidden danger, you can ask us for help."
It may not be possible in time.”
"We are from Linhai No. 1 Mental Illness Rehabilitation Center Hospital. We are very professional. Please trust us."
"..."
Ye Jiu: "It's really okay. In fact, I just couldn't sleep and was playing for fun."
The other party: "???, you are crazy! Why don't you call the mental hospital if you have nothing to do?"
"If you are able, tell us your floor, and we will immediately detect whether you have a mental illness!"
"Admit it, you are the psychopath, aren't you?"
The other party turned into a Zuan person, and Ye Jiu also quickly hung up the phone.
Then, Ye Jiu tiptoed to the balcony of his home and saw an ambulance parked at the entrance of the community...
Fortunately, the car left shortly after and no one actually came in to arrest anyone.
Ye Jiu seemed to still be able to hear the woman in the car scolding him.
too difficult……
…
The next morning, Ye Jiu took out two portions of milk from the refrigerator, and also fried two eggs and two sausages.
He had to take care of the food and clothing of the immortal Banban.
However, when Ye Jiu went to ask the immortal Banban to have breakfast, he found that this guy ran to the balcony without knowing when.
The immortal sat cross-legged on the cold marble floor of the balcony, breathing steadily and evenly.
It really looks like practicing.
Originally, Ye Jiu didn't want to disturb him, but he had something to explain, otherwise he would be late at school.
So, Ye Jiu lowered his voice and said, "It's time to have breakfast."
Immortal Banban: "I'm eating."
Ye Jiu: "???, are you eating air?"
The immortal opened his eyes and saw Ye Jiu, who was drinking milk, with a look of disdain.
I'm riding a horse, so what?
The immortal asked flatly: "Senior brother, don't you want to practice buttocks?"
"???"
If I go, my butt still needs to be cultivated? If I let out a fairy fart after practicing, will one fart destroy an entire city?
Oh My God……
Immortal Banban closed his eyes again and murmured in his mouth, as if he was reciting a spell.
"In the mountain of Miaogushe, there is a god and man living there. His skin is like ice and snow, and his body is like a virgin. He does not eat grains, inhales wind and drinks dew, rides on the clouds, rides on flying dragons, and swims across the four seas..."
"I didn't expect that senior brother would no longer practice buttocks."
Ye Jiu had a black line on his head and wished he could just leave.
But curiosity got the better of him, so he twitched his lips and said, "Then...how do you practice buttocks?"
The immortal said slowly and word by word: "Buttocks are also called Quegu, Quegrain, Juegu, Qugu, and Duangu."
"When people eat whole grains, feces will accumulate in the body, producing foul odor and hindering the path to immortality."
"If you want to live as long as heaven, you must continue to cultivate your buttocks, not eating grains, inhaling wind and drinking dew, refining the essence of heaven, earth, sun and moon, doing the things of immortals, and doing the things of immortals, then you can live forever."
"Believe in your ass and you will have eternal life. Senior brother, have you forgotten?"
After listening to the immortal's words, Ye Jiu suddenly thought of a word!
Bigu!
This guy is talking about bigu not butt!
I'm really impressed by this guy's pronunciation. I can't even tell the difference between b and p.
Those who eat meat are brave and powerful, those who eat grain are wise and skillful, those who eat breath are gods and live long, and those who do not eat are immortal and god.
This is the earliest theoretical basis for inestimation.
However, fasting does not conform to the scientific basis, so it is absolutely impossible and impossible to practice fasting.
In contrast, Ye Jiu believes more in the saying that people are like iron rice or steel, and if you don't eat for one meal, you will be hungry.
If you don’t eat, you will die!
No wonder this guy is so thin. He must be like this after practicing Bigu.
…
Ye Jiu was too lazy to pay attention to the Immortal Banban and swept away all the two portions of food by himself.
After checking the time, it was almost time to go out.
If you are late, you may be criticized by the class teacher and make you doubt your life.
But how to arrange the immortal board becomes a problem. What if he runs around and causes trouble?
Sure enough, leaving a mentally ill person at home is a very unwise choice.
Just when Ye Jiu didn't know what to do, another call came in on his cell phone.
But this time the call was from the head teacher...
This morning, the head teacher is asking me to do something, huh?
Could it be that because of what happened yesterday, I will settle the score in the future?
wipe……
I really want Immortal Banban to go to the principal's office.