Chapter 13 The mantis stalks the cicada, but the oriole follows behind
"Master, master, master, master." Ma Hua ran back to the kitchen, breathing heavily and speaking awkwardly.
"What kind of teacher are you? Didn't you go to the movies? Why did you come back so soon?"
At the moment, Sha Zhu is waiting for Qin Huai Ru to call him. Ever since Qin Huai Ru said that he wanted his sister to introduce him to him, Sha Zhu has been thinking about it in his dreams. Qin Huai Ru is so beautiful, and his sister is not much different.
Go ahead.
"I, I, I saw Qin Huai
Well, I have a pretty girl by my side."
"How about it? Does that girl look pretty?"
Shazhu asked expectantly.
"Beautiful, very beautiful. I think she is prettier than Qin Huairu."
"Hehe, of course, a widow can't be as beautiful as a yellow-flowered girl."
"Hey, you stupid Zhu, it turns out you were behind my back and arranged this for me!"
Damn it, why is Qin Huairu here? It was obvious that Qin Huairu heard everything he said, and Silly Zhu felt a little numb for a moment.
"Hey, Sister Qin, how could I dare to arrange for you? You are my great benefactor now. It's too late for me to thank you, so how could I arrange for you!"
Ma Hua looked at Sha Zhu's shamelessness and secretly gave him a thumbs up. It's no wonder he is the master. Look at this shamelessness. When he tells lies, his face doesn't turn red and his heart doesn't beat.
Qin Huairu rolled his eyes at Si Zhu. If I hadn’t heard everything, I would have really believed it.
"Okay, Silly Zhu, don't say nice things here. I'm here to tell you that Xu Damao messed up the blind date between my sister and you."
"What? Xu Damao disturbed me?"
"No, Sister Qin, why don't you stop me? I've been waiting all day. If you come and tell me that it's not possible, aren't you kidding me?"
Ah, Silly Zhu is so angry, it’s like a duck that has reached its beak and flew away, leaving no one angry.
Zhang Yu: I’m not angry.
Shazhu: Get out!
Zhang Yu:Okay.
Seeing Sha Zhu complaining about himself, Qin Huairu was not happy either.
"Didn't I stop it? I couldn't stop it, okay?"
"Xu Damao, just tell me. It's not like you haven't learned anything before. He can even make dead people live by talking to him."
"Not only did I stop you, Zhang Yu also spoke for you."
"What's the use? My sister just listens to Xu Damao. What can I do?"
"You can't meet today. Another day, another day I will find an opportunity and call my sister to my house. You two can meet there."
After Qin Huairu finished speaking, he didn't want to stay any longer. He couldn't take him with him. Qin Huairu also felt embarrassed that the things he had promised were not done.
Yea, Qin Huairu might be very happy. He was originally introduced with unreasonable ideas, but now Xu Damao comes to disrupt the situation. Qin Huairu naturally pushes the blame on Xu Damao.
"Damn it, Xu Damao, no wonder I can't give birth to a son. This is the retribution for doing too many bad things."
"Let's deal with this bastard Damao, how about we punish him..."
……
In the evening, Xu Damao came out of the factory swaying. This posture showed that he was very happy to be with him.
After walking for only two steps, I guess I felt dizzy, so I found a stone and sat down. After a while, I started snoring, preparing to have a bed with the sky as my bed and the earth as my bed.
Now that the stage is set up, let’s invite the protagonist, Silly Pillar, to appear.
Silly Zhu appeared from the corner, walked up to Xu Damao, and shook Xu Damao hard. Xu Damao slept like a dead pig.
"Hehe, boy, I asked you to demolish me and make you talk nonsense, now it's in my hands, right?"
It's just that Silly Zhu didn't notice that a man with evil intentions appeared behind him, with an evil smile on his face and a wooden stick in his hand.
After a "bang" sound, Shazhu hugged Xu Damao with an eye-catching gesture. Xu Damao stretched out his hands with satisfaction and just hugged Shazhu.
This scene made Zhang Yu so sick, vomit, vomit, damn, it was really eye-catching. Zhang Yu felt that if he continued to watch it, he would get corns.
He stretched out his hand like a dead pig and dragged the two of them to the cement pipe, taking off their clothes from the inside out.
First, he threw Xu Damao into the cement pipe and let him lie down, then pressed Silly Zhu onto Xu Damao's body.
Zhang Yu thought again, don't let them freeze to death in such a cold weather. He picked out their cotton-padded jackets from their clothes and covered them. Hey, this is safe.
I found a cement pipe not far away and threw their clothes in.
Just as I was about to leave, I felt something pulled. After thinking about it, yes, underwear, you can't leave these with them.
I rummaged through my underwear again, and a stink rushed straight to my forehead. I didn't know whose underwear it was. It must have been a long time since I washed it, and there was a strong sour smell.
Zhang Yu found the wooden stick just now, picked up two pairs of underwear with one end, found a small ditch, threw it in, and pounded it down until the mud completely covered the underwear.
Zhang Yu took the stick and flicked it hard to destroy the evidence.
I looked around to make sure there was no one, and then I walked home with confidence.
……
The next day, the sun just rose.
The two men, who had been busy all night, were still dreaming.
Suddenly, Silly Zhu slowly opened his eyes. The first thing he saw was Xu Damao, who was face to face with him. Feeling the carbon dioxide coming from Xu Damao's nostrils, his eyes widened in horror.
After breaking free from Xu Damao's arms, Shazhu felt the coldness on his body. He lowered his head and looked, where are my clothes?
Silly Zhu quickly wrapped the remaining cotton-padded jacket around his waist.
Silly Zhu then looked around and found that it was in a cement pipe. Thinking of the stick last night, the back of his head started to hurt. Silly Zhu reached out and touched it, and there was an obvious big bump.
Ignoring these things for now, Silly Zhu stuck his head out of the pipe, looked around, and found that his clothes were in the pipe not far away. He quickly looked around to see if there was anyone, and ran away.
Go over, pick up your clothes, and put them on quickly.
Just after putting it on, Shazhu felt something was wrong. Why was he a little nervous? He opened his pants and took a look. Damn it, where are my underwear? Where did my underwear go?
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I looked around and couldn't find even a hair. If you can't help but panic, just panic. It's better than not wearing any clothes.
Silly Zhu looked at the sky, guessing that it was almost time to go to work, and thought of Xu Damao who was still in the cement pipe.
I quickly returned to the pipe and saw that Xu Damao was already awake.
"Hey, grandson, you got up very early!"
"No more sleep?"
"Silly Zhu, do you think it was you who stripped me naked and left me here?" Xu Damao protected himself with a cotton-padded jacket.
"Stop protecting me, I've seen it all."
What Sha Zhu said was the truth. He really saw it. After all, they had been honest with each other all night. When Sha Zhu woke up, he glanced at it inadvertently.
No wonder I can't give birth to a child. That's all. Thank God if it works.
"Si Zhu, you are so shameless. You are a grown man. Aren't you ashamed to look at a grown man?" Xu Damao shed tears as he spoke, feeling that his body was stained by Si Zhu. p>
"Don't accuse good people wrongly."
"I saved you last night, really."
"Do you still remember that you drank too much last night and what did you do?"
"You met a big girl outside our city wall. It's been a long time since you had sex with meat. When you saw a big girl, you took off your pants and even your underwear."
"Silly Zhu, don't fool me here. Will I believe you if you cry?"
"If you don't believe it, fine, just look at you, from head to toe. Isn't this proof?"
"I guess I'll be going to work soon. If you don't believe it, just stay here and see how those old ladies judge you."
"I guess I'll let you take a tour of the whole factory with your butt naked. Hey, let everyone see your toothpick-sized dick."
Xu Damao was bluffed by Silly Zhu. There is no way he can't be bluffed.
Let those old ladies who don't think it's a big deal know that Xu Damao will have to lose his skin. If it gets serious, he will go to the police station.