"Grandpa, grandpa, I was wrong. I shouldn't have disbelieved you. Did you treat me like a fart?"
Xu Damao was going crazy. The situation last night was definitely not what Sha Zhu said. It was definitely Sha Zhu who caused the trouble.
Zhang Yu: Yes, yes, it was stupid Zhu who caused the trouble, and I also helped.
"Oh, that makes sense. I'll go get you clothes right now."
Hey, these words sounded good to Silly Zhu. No matter what happened last night, it made Xu Damao call him grandpa, which made him feel so comfortable.
Silly Zhu threw the clothes to Xu Damao.
"Hurry up and put it on. It's time to go to work now that you know how to do it. Let those old ladies see it. Hehe, that will be fun."
What should I wear when you are here? Are you shameless? You can see me wearing clothes as a grown man?
"Then can you turn around? How can I wear it while you are watching here?"
"Bah, with your little chick body, I can't be bothered to look at it."
Seeing Silly Zhu turning around, Xu Damao hurriedly put on his clothes. As soon as he pulled up his pants, Xu Damao discovered the same problem, where are my underwear?
"Silly Zhu, Silly Zhu, let me ask you, where did you throw my underwear?"
I don't know where you lost your underwear, I don't know where I lost mine.
"I don't know, you lost it yourself, you ask me?"
"Think about it for yourself, where did you lose it last night?"
"Okay, Silly Zhu, remember, if you dare to cheat grandpa, if I don't avenge you, I swear I won't be a human being."
"Hey, you should repay kindness with hatred, right? I provoked you first." He raised his hand to deal with Xu Damao.
Xu Damao didn't care about his underwear anymore and hurriedly ran away and ran home.
"Silly Zhu, you stupid pig, just wait. Sooner or later, I will let you call me grandpa willingly."
If you want me to call you grandpa, you may not be dreaming.
"I stayed out all night and lost all my underwear. Let me see how you explain it to Lou Xiao'e when you get back."
Silly Zhu looked at the sky and was too lazy to go home. He went directly to the kitchen and planned to take a nap.
……
"Da Mao, why did you come back? Where did you go last night?"
"Ugh, what does this smell like on you? Why does it stink so much?"
The stench from Xu Damao's body was so overwhelming that Lou Xiao'e almost fell over.
Lou Xiao'e quickly took two steps back, covered her nose with her hands, and looked at Xu Damao with disgust.
Xu Damao lowered his head and smelled, um~, vomit, what does this smell like? It’s not just the smell of alcohol, but also something else. In short, it’s smelly.
"Hey, don't talk about it. I had dinner with the boss last night and drank too much. I was afraid that I would come back late and disturb your sleep, so I spent the whole night in the factory. I haven't sobered up yet, and I have a severe headache."<
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"Drink, drink, drink. I know how to drink. Why didn't I drink you to death?"
"Hurry up and catch up on your sleep, take off your clothes, and I'll wash them for you."
Xu Damao took off his clothes and lay on the bed. Lou Xiao'e was holding the washbasin and was about to go out.
As soon as I left the bedroom, I flipped through my clothes, huh?
"Xu Damao, where are your underwear?"
"Aren't the underwear inside?"
You fart and lie!
"Xu Damao, where are your underwear?" Lou Xiao'e angrily threw the basin on the bed and asked with a serious face.
"I, I, I, I stopped drinking, yesterday..."
"You're still lying to me, just wait."
Lou Xiao'e found a feather duster and whipped Xu Damao.
"I let you lie to me, I let you lie to me, every day, every word in your mouth."
Lou Xiao'e was quite smart. She knew that the quilt would protect her and it wouldn't hurt, so she aimed at Xu Damao's head.
Xu Damao grinned hoarsely in pain and protected him tightly with his arms.
"Ezi, stop fighting, stop fighting."
"Ezi, if you hit me again, I'll hit you back."
"Hey, look at how powerful you are, how dare you fight back?"
Lou Xiao'e was so angry that she threw the feather duster directly, rode on Xu Damao, used her invincible small fists, and delivered crazy punches, beating Xu Damao until he called his father and mother.
Xu Damao was also shocked. He knocked Lou Xiao'e down with force and slapped Lou Xiao'e on the face.
"Lou Xiao'e, don't be so shameless. I'm telling you, I'm just trying to accommodate you, otherwise you would have been beaten to death by me."
Lou Xiao'e covered her face and looked at Xu Damao in disbelief. She didn't expect that Xu Damao would really dare to hit herself.
"Ah~, Xu Damao, if you dare to hit me, I will fight you."
Here, just as Zhang Yu was about to go out to work, he heard the sound of shakaraka and shakaraka coming from Xu Damao's house, indicating that there was a fight.
But, who cares about me, but what if I want to watch a show? Lou Xiao'e's pretty face will not look good if it is damaged.
Zhang Yu changed direction and went to Liu Haizhong's house.
"Second uncle, second uncle?"
"Hey, Xiaoyu, if you don't go to work, what will you do to me?"
Strange!
Ever since Zhang Yu moved here, he has never taken the initiative to look for him.
Liu Haizhong looked up at the sun to see if it was rising from the west.
"What are you looking at, second uncle?"
"Oh, it's nothing. What do you want from me?"
"Hurry and have a look at Xu Damao's house. Xu Damao and his wife are at war."
"What? Okay, okay, I'll take a look right now."
This is a serious matter. If you bully women, you must hold a meeting to attack Xu Damao.
Seeing Liu Hai's high-spirited approach to Xu Damao's house, Zhang Yu immediately turned around and ran to the factory.
"Bang bang bang"
"Open the door, open the door."
When someone knocked on the door, the fighting between Xu Damao and Xu Damao stopped.
The battle was quite fierce, and their faces were bruised and purple, but they looked so good, they had already surpassed the two elders Xuan Ming.
While Xu Damao wasn't paying attention, Lou Xiao'e kicked Xu Damao in the vital part. The pain caused Xu Damao's eyes to pop out and he lay helplessly on the ground.
First blood
Ouch...
She turned off the night light and covered her shoulders
Intertwined with sparks, trapped in precipitation
The heart has just been cut and cannot withstand the changes
She pulled the magnet with her fingertips
……
"Hey, what are you two doing inside? Open the door quickly."
Lou Xiao'e smoothed her hair with her hands, glanced at Xu Damao proudly, threw Xu Damao's dirty clothes on Xu Damao, and then opened the door.
"Second uncle, you are here."
Damn it, this...is still a face?
"My dear mother, was it Xu Damao who slapped you in the face?"
"Where is this bastard Xu Damao?"
Lou Xiao'e stepped away and pointed at Xu Damao on the ground.
"Here it is."
Looking at Xu Damao's posture, he was seriously injured.
Hey, that’s not right. Why is this kid not wearing any clothes? There are faint spots in his bangs that shouldn’t be seen.
Liu Haizhong quickly turned his back and wiped his eyes with his sleeve, for fear of getting corns.
"Lou Xiao'e, let Xu Damao put on his clothes quickly. It's broad daylight and he's naked. What do you mean?"
After Xu Damao heard this, he shed tears of humiliation sadly. Damn it, am I willing to do this? Didn't you see that I was hurt?